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Superman vs...
Some very strange event causes the Man of Steel to go into the real world.
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Somewhere on earth, a very pissed of jplatinum because Superman is getting a lot of hyp from saving people, challenges Superman to fight him in the ring; hand to hand. For some unknown reason, he gets two kryptonite rings mailed to him and decides to use it in his fight.
So now the fight will start. Who will win? Does Superman stand a chance? Will jplatinum block all of Superman's punches and strike him 5 times in a second?
IMO I think jplatinum is too fast. I mean Superman has nothing on him since jplatinum will just block all of Superman's punches. And those k rings he has will really hurt Supes.
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Last edited by The Flash on Apr 20th, 2005 at 12:33 AM
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Colossus21
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sups just needs to lay one good punch before the kryptonite starts to affect him and its all over.......
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Apr 20th, 2005 12:33 AM |
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Doctor-Alvis
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I'm sure Superman would disqualify himself by leaving the ring to handle the kryptonite from a distance. Or be daring and grab the rings off jplatinum and toss them through the roof.
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Apr 20th, 2005 12:36 AM |
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The Flash
Faster Than You
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Nah. jplatinum won't let that happen. He's too fast for Superman. Remember he can punch 5 times in one second. The Man of Steel has nothing on him in the real world!
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Apr 20th, 2005 12:38 AM |
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Doctor-Alvis
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I forgot. If Superman can't punch 6 times in a second, he's dead.
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Apr 20th, 2005 12:40 AM |
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The Flash
Faster Than You
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Superman is good as dead in the real world.
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Apr 20th, 2005 12:41 AM |
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nigel45
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I had a feeling a thread like this was going to be made.
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Apr 20th, 2005 01:21 AM |
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juggernaut74
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Did I miss something somewhere?
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Apr 20th, 2005 02:26 AM |
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Doctor-Alvis
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Poking fun at jplatinum basing his fights against daredevil and batman purely on how many punches he can throw in a second and how fast he can throw one punch.
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Apr 20th, 2005 06:19 AM |
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juggernaut74
Bigsexy
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A real person can punch 5 times in a second?
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Apr 20th, 2005 09:23 PM |
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Doctor-Alvis
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Yeah. I haven't seen it or looked it up or anything but it seems feasible.
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Apr 20th, 2005 09:32 PM |
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juggernaut74
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My cousin is a professional boxer and I know for sure he cannot punch 5 times a second. The only way somebody can punch five times a second is if they are 1 inch punches, and those are not gonna hurt anybody.
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Apr 20th, 2005 09:35 PM |
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Doctor-Alvis
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I could 1 inch punch 5 times in a second. But it's some martial arts thing. I don't even see why he's boasting about the 5 punches unless it's a MA status thing. It's not like it'd help you in a fight unless you were against a mook.
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Apr 20th, 2005 09:38 PM |
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Cosmic Cube
I don't have any friends.
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Anyone could punch five times in a second. My mother could probably do it. People don't understand how long a second is. A sprinter can run aproximately 30 feet in one second.
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Apr 20th, 2005 11:43 PM |
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leonheartmm
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bruce lee could punch 8 times a second and that is punch something 8 times a second that was 3 feat away.{he shows it in 1 of his movies too[enter the dragon]}
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Apr 20th, 2005 11:56 PM |
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Cosmic Cube
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His arms are three feet long?
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Apr 20th, 2005 11:57 PM |
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jplatinum
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Everyone who mocks me is stupid.
Of course a well conditioned human body can punch 5 times in a second.
Some people are so ignorant and stupid, dude.
I thought you dudes were smart, but some of you prove me wrong every
time you stroke a post on your keyboard.
Hell no I would not fight superman unless I had kryptonite or an army of well armed millions of people with me.
I choose batman and daredevil in my threads cause they are still human and can still be hurt, still be beaten by a non superhuman.
Don't be a dumbass and post a smart-allic remark about me.
Last edited by jplatinum on Apr 23rd, 2005 at 03:33 AM
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Apr 23rd, 2005 03:29 AM |
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jplatinum
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Oh, and Bruce Lee can punch 8 times in a second.
Read a book.
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Apr 23rd, 2005 01:27 PM |
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Doctor-Alvis
Post-Crisis Balki
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Or I could take the easy way and read leonheartmm's post 4 posts up who said the exact same thing. Nobody is disputing how many times Bruce Lee can punch in a second. Nobody even cares how many times Bruce Lee can punch in a second.
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