While chasing some baddies, Batman finds the Sinister Six in the city and they have a showdown. Batman can take the fight wherever he wants. Can he do this?
No way. Batman loses unless he can call in some backup like Nightwing, Robin, Batgirl, or has some time to study who hes up against. A sudden confrontation against those guys is to much, Spider-Man has trouble avoiding Ock's tentacles and Batman's reflexes aren't anywhere near his.
A middle-aged guy with an unhealthy obsession with japanese pornography.
A failed special effects guy with a fish bowl on his head.
A 80-year-old feller in green spandex whose awesome power is to fly. Or would be if he didn't die of heart failure before reaching necessary velocity to stay up.
A man with the electrocutive powers of a double-A battery.
A dude who has lost to Spider-Man several times, and even with an unhittable physique gets bruised and battered in fights. How sad is that?
A working-out dude who can smell pretty good.
Is this a joke, perhaps? These "villains" aren't even B-class. Sinister made them a team just because he can't stop laughing when monitoring their "progress," in the mission he gave them, which would be getting milk from the grocery shop. During the trip, Vulture died of age, Doc Ock of a heart condition, Elector of stepping in a puddle and Kraven and Sandman ended up fighting with the mall guard, who was forced to beat them up.
To sum it up, this trash heap is nowhere near Batman-level. He doesn't need to even kick their asses, their combined suckiness will take care of the losing all by itself.
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electro disintegrates him before he can even react.
Ock rips his arm and legs off.
Mysterio tricks him into walking off a skyscraper.
sandman either a. suffocates him or b. crushes him
Surely. Bats is afterall, facing electricity for the first time and we know how well Electro does his job! I mean, what has he, knocked Spidey out once?
Ock is another wonderful warrior, surely good enough to, ehm, look pretty funny and flame Batman on forums, I'm sure. Typing must be awful easy with those tentacles!
Also, Batman is well-known for being a complete idiot. He's fully incapable of logical thinking of any kind that could possibly help him against the movie effect cast-off.
If Sandman WAS able to kill anything, why hasn't he? In fact, why has he only won one single fight in all the Spidey comics I've read? (Which is quite an impressive amount, too.)
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If that is the case, I'd be highly interested in getting a hold of that issue. One of my favourite after-eight hobbies is seeing Vulture-like villains being beaten with sticks.
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Last edited by Tulika on Feb 10th, 2006 at 11:03 PM
Double A battery? Either you don't know about Electro(Or anyboidy else involved except maybe Batman), or are downrating him in a lame transparent attempt to try to make Batman seem like he has a chance here. Probably both. Dude's been practicing using his powers to their fullest. He can hurl cars and all kind of stuff now. Batman is a dead man here. Your love for him has blinded you to the truth. Most of the guys at arkham are human lunatics. Electro by himself would kill them all in less than 5 minutes & then fry Bane.