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Thing vs Hulk (with a twist)
its boxing, my favouritesport.
they boxes in 3 minutes, the only way to win is by knockout or by having landed the most punches in the end
who wins?
i think thing
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Feb 13th, 2007 07:21 PM
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In the beginning, it will be equal, maybe an edge to the Thing.
But at the final round, Hulk would beat Thing like a penis in a porno.
10/10 to the big green giant.
(I even didn't mention that Hulk has a healing factor, and not the thing.)
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Feb 13th, 2007 07:33 PM
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Hulk Thing
Hulk wins
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Feb 13th, 2007 07:51 PM
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Thing wins on points, if he can keep the Hulk from getting angry and if he stays mobile throughout the fight. A hit and run sort of thing. This is assuming Hulk will not ignore the rules by smearing Ben's innards all over the ring, of course.
Feb 13th, 2007 08:03 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Hulk would beat Thing like a penis in a porno.
Feb 13th, 2007 08:07 PM
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Re: Thing vs Hulk (with a twist)
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Chikorita
its boxing, my favouritesport.
they boxes in 3 minutes, the only way to win is by knockout or by having landed the most punches in the end
who wins?
i think thing
hulk
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Feb 13th, 2007 08:08 PM
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Re: Thing vs Hulk (with a twist)
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Chikorita
its boxing, my favouritesport.
they boxes in 3 minutes, the only way to win is by knockout or by having landed the most punches in the end
who wins?
i think thing
Hulk throws one class 100 punch into Ben's chest.
Ben explodes from the impact dying instantly but painlessly.
Hulk loses for violating the rules . . .
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Feb 13th, 2007 08:29 PM
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hulk loses if he dont follow the rules, and its only 3 minutes. thing has a chance if he goes for points
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:16 PM
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quote: Hulk throws one class 100 punch into Ben's chest.
Ben explodes from the impact dying instantly but painlessly.
Hulk loses for violating the rules . . .
Yeah, the guy who easily breaks machines exerting the force of small mountains and isn't even KO'ed Nova Blast will die from ONE punch from Class 100 Hulk...
Thing throws down with Class 100s a lot.
He can win if he goes for points. 3 minutes isn't that hard.
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:19 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nikkolas
Yeah, the guy who easily breaks machines exerting the force of small mountains and a Nova Blast will die from ONE punch from Class 100 Hulk...
Are we thinking of the same Hulk and the same strength scale?
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:20 PM
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I'm thinking of the Thing.
You try to say some BS about one punch from Hulk would floor Thing. Unless it's Savage Hulk straight off...that won't do it at all.
Thing has broken a machine exerting the preassure of a small mountain and taken a Nova Blast without even being really KO'ed.
So, why do you figure one punch from a simple Class 100 Hulk will win this? Especially since Thing has thrown down with other Class 100s like Wonder-Man?
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:26 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nikkolas
I'm thinking of the Thing.
You try to say some BS about one punch from Hulk would floor Thing. Unless it's Savage Hulk straight off...that won't do it at all.
Thing has broken a machine exerting the preassure of a small mountain and taken a Nova Blast without even being really KO'ed.
So, why do you figure one punch from a simple Class 100 Hulk will win this? Especially since Thing has thrown down with other Class 100s like Wonder-Man?
Because Savage Hulk gets pissed really fast. His strength amps up ludicurously and he knocks Ben out (the reduces him to rubble was just because it created a great image).
Class 100 is far from simple you know.
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:32 PM
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its only 3 minutes, and thing is better in combat, he can win by points. and if hulk goes mad and dont follow the rules, thing wins anyway
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:37 PM
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its very simple: hulk owns thing in a real fight.
thats why i limited it to boxing where its hulk KO-abilities vs things technique
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:39 PM
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hulk breaks him like a twig.
Feb 13th, 2007 09:39 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by xmeat
hulk breaks him like a twig.
Then Hulk would lose . . .
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:40 PM
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as Symmetric Chaos says.
this fight is to things advantage
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:43 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Then Hulk would lose . . .
:laugh
Feb 13th, 2007 09:43 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by xmeat
:laugh
Did you read the stips for the fight
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Chikorita
as Symmetric Chaos says.
this fight is to things advantage
how is that thing gets knocked the **** out.
Feb 13th, 2007 09:43 PM
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