WanderingDroid
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How does Uwe Boll do it?
He will be a director and writer for all these projects:
quote: BloodRayne 3 (2009) (in production)
Sabotage 1943 (2009) (in production)
Legend: Hand of God (2010) (announced)
Zombie Massacre (2010) (pre-production)
Far Cry (2008) (post-production)
Tunnel Rats (2008) (post-production)
Somewhere in some far land a struggling film maker is in tears.
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Feb 20th, 2008 10:56 PM
BruceSkywalker
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I'm wondering why is he doing another Bloodrayne film. The first one was horrible, even though I like Kristanna Loken. These other films seem OK, but I hope the plots are decent.
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Feb 20th, 2008 11:08 PM
Darth Vicious
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All those movies seem to be original Sc-Fi channel productions. It probably take him a month to do each. He'll be done with them by the summer.
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Feb 21st, 2008 04:25 AM
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Re: How does Uwe Boll do it?
The German's who invest in his films are allowed to use that investment as a tax write-off, it's some silly German tax law. If you want to make a shit film, go to Germany for the funding.
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Feb 21st, 2008 05:40 AM
Aizen
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Have you seen the Far Cry trailer, now thats one shitty movie, Uwe Boll is a legend
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Feb 22nd, 2008 06:24 PM
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Re: How does Uwe Boll do it?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He will be a director and writer for all these projects:
Somewhere in some far land a struggling film maker is in tears.
He must have a Hoover mouth, is all I can say.
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Feb 23rd, 2008 02:16 AM
Darth Vicious
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Aizen
Have you seen the Far Cry trailer, now thats one shitty movie, Uwe Boll is a legend
The movie looks shitty indeed. Even with a $30 mil. budget!
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Feb 23rd, 2008 03:49 PM
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Re: How does Uwe Boll do it?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He will be a director and writer for all these projects:
Somewhere in some far land a struggling film maker is in tears.
With sex?
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Feb 24th, 2008 03:39 AM
WanderingDroid
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Don't make me picture him naked.
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Feb 25th, 2008 09:41 PM
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Obviously the fella hasn't heard of artistic merit. All those struggling film makers probably turned them down.
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Feb 26th, 2008 12:03 AM
Rajendra
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hmm...this seems to be a good one..hope to see this...
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Feb 26th, 2008 04:14 PM
Dusty
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JediSamuraiMRB
These other films seem OK, but I hope the plots are decent.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rajendra
hmm...this seems to be a good one..hope to see this...
You guys are imbeciles of magnanimous proportions!
Feb 26th, 2008 06:56 PM
WanderingDroid
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Apr 14th, 2008 05:10 PM
The Pict
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Awesome!
His movies are so bad, I mean how he f*cks up some of his movies is beyond me. Sure a lot of Video game to movie adaptions suck, but Uwe Boll's are on another (lower) level, I mean most the work is done for him!
You guys seen Alone in the Dark? Just might be the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Apr 14th, 2008 05:21 PM
Tired-Hiker
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I actually like him now after watching that.
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Apr 14th, 2008 05:22 PM
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I love the line about George-Clooney-social-critique-bullsh*t, the one about Eli Roth making the same sh*tty movies again and again and the cracker about Michael Bay. Seriously, I'd love to listen to this guy on his soapbox a bit more; if he ever fails making poor films (let's face it, there is a market for them) then he has a surefire job as a critic for the Daily Mail.
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Apr 14th, 2008 05:25 PM
Tired-Hiker
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He seems interesting enough, and hey, at least he's making movies and has some sort of fan base. I only saw Bloodrayne. I watched ten minutes of it, fast forwarded it to the sex scene, then turned it off it was so bad.
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Apr 14th, 2008 05:27 PM
exanda kane
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Only one I've seen is House of the Dead and it was dreadful really, but it has a lot of comic value if you can handle the quality.
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Apr 14th, 2008 05:29 PM
The Pict
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
He seems interesting enough, and hey, at least he's making movies and has some sort of fan base. I only saw Bloodrayne. I watched ten minutes of it, fast forwarded it to the sex scene, then turned it off it was so bad.
I didn't even last 10 minutes with BloodRayne.
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Apr 14th, 2008 05:34 PM
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Genius...
I bought the House of the Dead on dvd when it first came out, this was before everyone was calling him the worst film maker ever. It was second hand though so didn't waste a lot of money... Forgive me.
Isn't there another petition going for people who want him to continue making movies, so if that one gets more than the original to stop him then he will carry on?
Apr 14th, 2008 05:35 PM
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