Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Unspecified Location: One for the other hand
WTF is with prayer sites???
I don't get these prayer sites, I found this one just searching http://www.prayerrequestsite.com/ and the stuff that people are praying for is like for them to have a good vacation and stuff like that. I got a kick out of "A total of 203,990 Prayer Request's to date." and only 5162 answered. A 2.5% return on answered prayers, seems like they are doing pretty good.
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Mar 24th, 2009 09:07 PM
Bardock42
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Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
That's probably far below the statistical rate of those things happening.
Cause God hates suck ups.
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Mar 24th, 2009 09:09 PM
Da Pittman
"Pitt Happens"
Gender: Unspecified Location: One for the other hand
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
That's probably far below the statistical rate of those things happening.
Cause God hates suck ups.
God is still on Dial-Up so it takes him awhile to get around to them all
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Mar 24th, 2009 09:38 PM
Symmetric Chaos
Fractal King
Gender: Male Location: Ko-ro-ba
Reminds me of the motorized prayer wheels from Lord of Light.
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Graffiti outside Latin class.
Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
A juvenal prank.
Mar 24th, 2009 09:41 PM
lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Da Pittman
God is still on Dial-Up so it takes him awhile to get around to them all
I bet he ignores a lot of idiots and idiotic prayers...so he has a lot of free time.
He's like, ''ugh, thats a moronic prayer, i mean who prays for me to give them billion dollars out of thin air. Note to self, smite that idiot.''
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
Mar 24th, 2009 09:48 PM
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Gender: Male Location: Southern Oregon,
Looking at you.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I bet he ignores a lot of idiots and idiotic prayers...so he has a lot of free time.
He's like, ''ugh, thats a moronic prayer, i mean who prays for me to give them billion dollars out of thin air. Note to self, smite that idiot.''
Obama?
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Mar 24th, 2009 09:57 PM
Deja~vu
Dreamer
Gender: Female Location: Michigan
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Mar 24th, 2009 10:36 PM
lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female Location: Limassol, Cyprus
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Obama?
???
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
Mar 24th, 2009 11:16 PM
Robtard
Senor Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: Captain's Chair, CA
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
???
The closet Republican was making a jab at Obama's stimulus/economic proposals.
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Mar 24th, 2009 11:18 PM
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