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Philosophía
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Daken tries to get a blowjob

He has unlimited amount of time in a room with the following people, one by one, to use his pheromones until they give in:

1). Thor
2). Spiderman
3). Hulk
4). Tony Stark
5). Punisher
6). Cyclops
7). Hercules
8). Colossus

They have no knowledge of his abilities, and know only that he wants to talk.

Who breaks first?


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He doesn't even need to use his pheromones on Thor.


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Yeah but Thor is unworthy, think about it.


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Thor is a spitter?!


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While Herc in Greek mythology has had relations with I think 3 men I don't know how easy the pheremones would work on him.

Either Spider-Man or Thor.

Thor spends the majority of his time on his knees nowadays and Spider-Man because I think compared to the others he would be more susceptible.


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Originally posted by Parmaniac
Herc
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While Herc in Greek mythology has had relations with I think 3 men I don't know how easy the pheremones would work on him.

Either Spider-Man or Thor.

Thor spends the majority of his item on his knees nowadays and Spider-Man because I think compared to the others he would be more susceptible.
Little Petey is a bit of a twink, it's true.


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You all need to seek help.


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While Herc in Greek mythology has had relations with I think 3 men I don't know how easy the pheremones would work on him.


Olympians are not immune to the pheromone trick, as Daken proved.

And in comics Herc fucked Northstar so hard, he broke the 4th wall so even Mungi could feel it:

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Forever canon.


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The problem with his brand of pheromones, is it makes him hard to target his position.

Just add benny hill music, and it become amusing comedy porn.


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thor gives good head, can confirm, no homo


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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Olympians are not immune to the pheromone trick, as Daken proved.

And in comics Herc fucked Northstar so hard, he broke the 4th wall so even Mungi could feel it:

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Forever canon.

Namor is like "what the **** are they talking about?"

Also, thumb up. Probably Herc. Dazzler visited an alternate universe where he was dating Wolverine too.

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If it was Ultimate Colossus, I'd say him first.

Otherwise, it'd be Hercules.

Last to fall I'd say would be the uptight boy scout Cyclops or insane Punisher.

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Little Petey is a bit of a twink, it's true.
Peter Parker is a straight twink, though. His booty is meant for femdom purposes, like a valkyrie or something

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Cyclops and Colossus are pretty good choices too.

No Punisher. Iron Man and Hulk are unlikely too. The rest are good choices.


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Namor is like "what the **** are they talking about?"

Also, thumb up. Probably Herc. Dazzler visited an alternate universe where he was dating Wolverine too.

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Is Stark in his armor? .......... Has he been drinking?


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laughing @ this thread. Bless you, KMC.

And Daken's tried that with Ben Grimm and Bullseye and failed. I don't think his pheromones can make you gay.


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