Now, I deal with two more concerning us, and a whole list of why her prep is fail.
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Misconception #5: She’s going to be able to deflect a Black Hole Missile
She hopes to be able to deflect a black hole nuke back at us with her overhyped TK.
But she won’t even see a nuke.
She won’t see any of our tech. She’s already admitted that the only thing that has a hope of seeing us (as we’re blocked from her view by millions of holograms that we created earlier, and we’re invisible to all eyes and technology) is Faust’s ability to see souls.
But missiles don’t have souls.
Souls are not in any of the tech we’ve got at our disposal, and will thusly be completely invisible to her- she’ll be thinking she’s managing to hold her own in the battle, then her team will be destroyed by a black hole that she can’t see coming, shield against, or hope to avoid in any manner possible. And we’ll watch and laugh.
Misconception #6: We won’t be able to control our own powers
Once again, Charlotte forgets who we have on our team. She seems to believe we won’t be able to control our power output once we have the powers of New Sun, X-Man, etc.
But we have Elixir… if there’s any issues with power output, or power levels being too high, he can dampen them in seconds. Or Nimrod can take control of him, now that he’s a tech being (Phalanx), and use his powers.
Nimrod can actually use his technopathy to control all of our team at once if he deems it necessary… he can cyber-control all of the team because everyone is now phalanx.
He was able to take control of Forges tech eg His defence robots and building.
Or Nimrod could use the telepathy that he now has.
This is a character that designs new powers and weapons that he should have for every scenario and uses them with perfect accuracy and power output- he develops super magnetism on the fly, and can target everything with control as if he’d been practicing for years. He’s programmed for optimal adaptability and to manipulate mutant powers as best as possible, so us amalgamating him with someone who’s just received a ridiculous amount of power with little training works in our favor perfectly. The fact that he now has multiple means to control the other teammates works even better- the perfect combination.
There’s a reason we still have Nimrod around.
Misconception #7: Ms. Martian is gonna be any more powerful than she normally is
Charlotte seems to think that Emma Frost can unlock a secondary mutation in Ms. Martian and teach her some new tricks that will result in something extraordinary.
In order to back up the claim about the secondary mutation, she provided us with this scan- http://www.picamatic.com/view/1220084_11-12/
All the scan shows is that Ms. Martian holds back and doesn’t know how to use her power…
Is Emma Frost gonna unlock some “secondary mutation” in Cyclops by making him stop wearing a visor?
Lulz.
Charlotte wrote a bunch of paragraphs and provided us with more irrelevant scans to basically say that Ms. Martian is an utter noob with her powers. Emma ain’t gonna help that.
The other thing that Charlotte claimed made me lol really hard- she said that because martians study through telepathy, and Oracle had communicated with some telepathically, she could relate what she had seen and her telepathic communication to Ms. Martian, who could then somehow gain all those other martians powers because Oracle had possibly seen those powers happening.
Martians study through telepathy (apparently, though the scans that she provided to back this up didn’t relate at all), and humans study through sight/sound/touch… judges, if you see a Jet Li action movie, do you reckon you could perform all of his stunts?
What if you simply talked to somebody who had seen the movie? Could you then fight like Jet Li?
Because Charlotte’s claiming that by communicating with someone who had seen the white martians, Ms. Martian can gain their skills.
LMAO.
Misconception #8: Mach 60 TK ftw
This was one of the funniest utter defiance of physics that I’ve seen in a tourney.
Charlotte claims this:
Hellion, at full potential, managed to fly at Mach 60 (let’s say that she’s right, I really don’t care) in what was effectively a straight line
Hellion, at full potential, didn’t have precise control of his telekinesis.
Cable does have precise control of his telekinesis.
Cable + Hellion therefore can move at Mach 60 with precise control.
This is the first major lulz. Apparently we’re supposed to believe that because Cable, moving at a human’s speed, is a more capable telekinetic than Hellion, Cable will possess Superman’s reflexes and guide them perfectly while moving at Mach 60…
Hellion managed to give himself an incalculable horizontal velocity. Cable managed to deflect a missile while he was sitting down. Therefore Cable could guide himself at Mach 60? What the ****?
Here’s the second major lulz:
Charlotte admits that the tourney is capped at Mach 10 movement, but that Cable + Hellion will somehow only move at Mach 10 but have Mach 60 telekinesis that will allow them to dismantle tech faster than we can register.
So, you see, not only does Charlotte claim that Hellion can guide himself at max movement, she seems to blatantly think that Cable can think at Mach 60 speeds that will allow him to dismantle tech faster than anyone else.
Somehow, she connects Hellion being able to propel himself in a straight line to Cable being able to think 30x faster than modern day technology.
The actual result would be that if Hellion even got any of Cable’s skill, he would simply have greater power output than his normal showings, with however much of Cable’s ability he got that applies here. Speed would in no way be a factor, because amalgamating someone who could move extremely fast with someone who has good control while sitting still does not mean that they could exercise the same amount of control in an infinitesimally smaller fraction of time. A person who can run at light speed in a straight line, and who learns from a friend how to dismantle a car, does not mean they could dismantle a car at light speed.
Misconception #9: They’ll hit us before we hit them
We’re equipped with the fastest processing in the whole tourney. Nimrod is a character that counters Kitty’s phasing in a panel, and comes up with weapons to overcome Juggernaut’s durability in milliseconds. His reactions are top notch, and they’re the reason that we’ll be striking long before they hit us. At giant sizes, we can easily hit them with Bedlam’s energy (remember, Nimrod + Bedlam = Techpocalypse) and knock them out at the very beginning of the match. We’ll simultaneously hit them with all of our telepathy, telekinesis, energy powers, sonic disruptors, etc. That’s already a win for us. But even pretending that it isn’t, after we hit them with that, we can closely follow up with a full power blast from a giant Cyclops… Scott’s full power has never been seen on panel, but this is a guy who can easily overload Bishop for kicks. I’ll post scans later.
We’ll be hitting them so hard from the get go that they won’t have time to even think about a counter attack.
Moving on…