I was abducted by aliens!

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So was I...but they have released me to spy on Earthlings

Originally posted by xyz jedi
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Abducted by aliens? What did they do to you? 😐

They look like the one's on films, and they can travel at the speed of light and erase my memory, but not cover it up well enough for some woman who's charging me $60 per hour for 3 hours to find out. They've also put a piece of bloody wood in my skin probably to examine my movements. They're evil! 😕

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I'll be sure to Aldaris that you are a "loose lips" and our next abduction wont be for observation purposes...😈

Originally posted by AOR
I'll be sure to Aldaris that you are a "loose lips" and our next abduction wont be for observation purposes...😈

Same here!

fear

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
just to let you know i love aliens and dont mind if they take over the world.......just please dont abduct me.

I think uttor obliveration well suit you well. We come in waves, we are the locusts of the universe. The tyranids well devour your world till you are a smoldering rock...evillaugh

Originally posted by AOR
I think uttor obliveration well suit you well. We come in waves, we are the locusts of the universe. The tyranids well devour your world till you are a smoldering rock...evillaugh

and bacon!

they put the probe in yer bum, didn't they? DIDN'T THEY?!

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
ok but if you destroy this planet can i come and live on yours? i dont mind being a slave as long as plenty of chocolate is provided........

You don't understand the purpose of lucosts do you?

here:

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tyranids/extras/art/default.htm

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tyranids/extras/conceptart/default.htm

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tyranids/extras/conceptart/1.htm

(We don't believe in POW, we believe in courses. Courses of a meal...)

i was abducted by aliens when one night i decide to grow wings from drinking red bul and i flew up in the sky and i crash in to their ufo

Originally posted by xyz jedi
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Learn self control...Just Say NO to New Threads.

Originally posted by AOR
You don't understand the purpose of lucosts do you?

here:

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tyranids/extras/art/default.htm

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tyranids/extras/conceptart/default.htm

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tyranids/extras/conceptart/1.htm

(We don't believe in POW, we believe in courses. Courses of a meal...)

Originally posted by mysterio69
they put the probe in yer bum, didn't they? DIDN'T THEY?!

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
its ok i dont mind that your scary looking and eat all humans i could be a really big help i am very good at.....making people look beautiful! i could make the woman on your planet great designer clothes, make up and jewellry how about it?

We:

1). Have no home planet.
2). Do not care of trivial "beauty"
3). Have a norm-queen, not "women"
and
4). Well devour you and your entire planet.

Originally posted by AOR
We:

1). Have no home planet.
2). Do not care of trivial "beauty"
3). Have a norm-queen, not "women"
and
4). Well devour you and your entire planet.

i could build a home planet, make you care about beauty and if you keep me alive you will have woman! its time you let these old alien traditions of killing everyone go its not very nice..... ppplllleeeaaasssseee dont eat me!!!!!!!!!!