Problems with Jurassic Park 3 & 4

When I found out they were making a Jurassic Park 4 I literally yawned in my seat. After Jurassic Park 3's upset I knew that this would be another drone of a movie.

Here are some problems that I have found with the movie. First of all, the CGI crap. Remember in Jurassic Park 1 & 2, there were more machine animals, robotronic, or what ever its called, which made it more realistic when the dinasaur roared. But when Alan Grant came back into the picture ( J. P. 3) with the fake dinosaurs, it just sucked. I was hoping it would come back with the same concept, that T-Rex was most dominent, but it had this messed up aqua lizard, and it really pissed me off, first of all the direction was not of Speilburg, but of someone else, dont know who, thats why it sucked. Spielberg brought a certain essence of realism into those pictures, he did 1 & 2,. Another point is that Michael Crichton wrote Jurassic Park and The Lost World, so spielberg had to make a screenplay for the book, but the other one just had a crappy script to it.

SO I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW, THAT WHEN JURASSIC PARK 4 COMES OUT DO NOT GO SEE IT.

i wont be watching it if it has keira knightly in she is sooo annoying

People will still see it. It depends on what movies it's matched up with opening weekend. If there's nothing else, people will still see it in herds.

3 WAS COOL

Originally posted by botankus
People will still see it. It depends on what movies it's matched up with opening weekend. If there's nothing else, people will still see it in herds.

I agree.

indeed most we see wot it is like ..

i said this before and i'll say it again...

how many f*cking times will people go to this f*cking isalnd? don't they watch the news? a dinosaur was in f*cking san diego wreaked havoc... and it was by itself. imagine how much sh!t 6 people would get into if they went to an island full of these pre-historic steriod-taking, will-f*ck-you-up-while-you-run-and-scream, oversized motherf*cking lizards... stop it with the JP bullsh!t already.

Originally posted by mc pee pants
i said this before and i'll say it again...

how many f*cking times will people go to this f*cking isalnd? don't they watch the news? a dinosaur was in f*cking san diego wreaked havoc... and it was by itself. imagine how much sh!t 6 people would get into if they went to an island full of these pre-historic steriod-taking, will-f*ck-you-up-while-you-run-and-scream, oversized motherf*cking lizards... stop it with the JP bullsh!t already.

Easy Solution for Jurrasic Park 4: Kill all the dinosaurs and make them extinct. They need to just lay a nuke on that little island already and kill them all.

😂 honetsly back in the day it was cool but now they need to move on

Originally posted by mc pee pants
i said this before and i'll say it again...

how many f*cking times will people go to this f*cking isalnd? don't they watch the news? a dinosaur was in f*cking san diego wreaked havoc... and it was by itself. imagine how much sh!t 6 people would get into if they went to an island full of these pre-historic steriod-taking, will-f*ck-you-up-while-you-run-and-scream, oversized motherf*cking lizards... stop it with the JP bullsh!t already.

What's really horrible is that there's a rumour that the dinosaurs can talk and use guns on JP:4.

....😑 ...talk?????!!! guns??? i mean them being able to open doors exertly was as advanced as they should go

I know I will see that movie because of Keira Knightley....
Not in the theaters, but maybe on video or DVD....
All of the Jurrasic Park movies sucked but since keira knightley is in it, i will definately see it sometime......

Jurassic Park 3 - where Alan Grant learns the language of the Velociraptors (LANGUAGE!!!!!!!) and manages to convince (CONVINCE!!!) dinosaurs that they are good people. The Dinosuars bargain (BARGAIN!!!!!) with the humans and let them go.

Notice the words in caps. In JP3 the dinosaurs are capable of such things.

JP has gone to hell.

Yeah, I will not see that movie if tha damn dino's can talk and use guns, that'd be like....apes......is that what were moving to in jurassic park....YOU KNOW THAT DINOS COULD SPEAK ENGLISH WAY BEFORE ENGLISH WAS INVENTED, GOSH!!!! lol

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Easy Solution for Jurrasic Park 4: Kill all the dinosaurs and make them extinct again. They need to just lay a nuke on that little island already and kill them all.

😄 🙄

JP4 : Kiera goes in with guns blazing, karate kicking dinosaurs and breaking thier necks with her bare hands.. and then vin diesel comes out of nowhere and they make out. the island blows up as they swing away on a helicopter.... 😖igh:

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
JP4 : Kiera goes in with guns blazing, karate kicking dinosaurs and breaking thier necks with her bare hands.. and then vin diesel comes out of nowhere and they make out. the island blows up as they swing away on a helicopter.... 😖igh:

😂 😂

Yeah then we see two dinosaurs flying around in the sky at the end of the movie.

just put up a "nuclear bomb test site" sign on the f*cking island.

you thought it was over huh? BEHOLD! jurassic park 5: mutant dinosaurs. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN*

😂 😂

What if the dinosaurs breed with humans then become super-human-lizard soldiers 😱

Haha at the rate the franchise is going, you really never know what to expect.