RoboCop vs Wolverine

Started by CorderaMitchell5 pages
Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Robocop. Wolverine doesnt even have the close range skills to take on Robocop, remember the time Robocop tagged with Sting?

but he's wolverine...

Yeah, his arms can move with the speed of sound...his wounds heal before the opponent can finish his attack...he can cut through anything even though he doesn't have the strenght to do that...and he has beaten the Hulk, which means that he can automatically beat anyone...and he is master in martial arts which gives him a win against every opponent.

But he is friends with STING

As funny as it seems, this is not a doctored photo.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Yeah, his arms can move with the speed of sound...his wounds heal before the opponent can finish his attack...he can cut through anything even though he doesn't have the strenght to do that...and he has beaten the Hulk, which means that he can automatically beat anyone...and he is master in martial arts which gives him a win against every opponent.
Plus all he has to do is touch somebody with a claw for them to die

i think sting could beat wolverine

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Yeah, his arms can move with the speed of sound...his wounds heal before the opponent can finish his attack...he can cut through anything even though he doesn't have the strenght to do that...and he has beaten the Hulk, which means that he can automatically beat anyone...and he is master in martial arts which gives him a win against every opponent.

Here:

Below are my tested and proved top ten signs of a wolverine fanboy:

1. Brings up Wolvie feats, but can't explain how they'd logically work.

2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.

3. Thrives off Wolvie feats and biased info, Wolverine fights his best, while everyone else gets a handicap.

4. Thinks Wolverine beats everyone because he is Weapon X.

5. Has a HUGE distaste for spidey and his supporters, as he's in Wolverine's way to #1.

6. Has the grammar of a kindergartener.

7. Gets mad when logic is used againt them.

8. Are the same people in every Wolverine thread.

9. Thinks every superhero is jealous of Wolverine.

10. Thinks Wolverine can easily beat Namor.

11. Thinks Wolverine can beat carnage.

12. Thinks Wolverine can beat godzilla.

13. Thinks Wolverine can jump 50 feet in the air.

15. Thinks Wolverine can move faster than the eye can see.

16. Thinks Wolverine rivals the hulk.

17. Thinks Wolverine has superhuman strength AND speed.

18. Thinks Wolverine can beat Flash.

19. Thinks Wolverine beats ANY brawler.

20. Thinks Wolverine emits a special field that makes everyone fight in the position that best suits him, and he always gets a hit in, and its ALWAYS fatal.

If the opponent shows any of the following systems, its best to log off thread threadand avoid using anymore logic with them.

Originally posted by black robb
Plus all he has to do is touch somebody with a claw for them to die

Damn, you good...

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Damn, you good...
of course

Originally posted by black robb
of course

You forgot he jumps 50 ft in the air...

Sting could slap the Scorpion Deathlock on Wolverine and make him tap out. He'd tap out really fast too, since his arms move at the speed of sound. And then Robo cop would shoot him in the face.

More on topic, didnt robocop get a jet pack in 3, so he could just fly around shooting Wolverine until he taps.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
You forgot he jumps 50 ft in the air...
And can kill God just by saying bub

Originally posted by black robb
And can kill God just by saying bub

He can kill the ocean with a stab...

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Sting could slap the Scorpion Deathlock on Wolverine and make him tap out. He'd tap out really fast too, since his arms move at the speed of sound. And then Robo cop would shoot him in the face.

More on topic, didnt robocop get a jet pack in 3, so he could just fly around shooting Wolverine until he taps.

wolvigod cannot be hurt...

depending on where they are. If they're outside then yeah he could fly around. But if they're indoors then Wolverine could just launch himself at him.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
He can kill the ocean with a stab...
...and split the earth with his urine...

Originally posted by black robb
...and split the earth with his urine...

I think the normal one can do that, hes a smelly bastard.

He can slice dimensions too...

and dont forget him sneezing and putting out the sun

And regenerating from a molecule...

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
and dont forget him sneezing and putting out the sun
and taking a bite out of Uranus

He can fly too, he has jetpacks in his femurs.