Yah man thats awsome! amazing you remember some of the crazy stuff we did... and what a clan we, if you reading this, its dark3102... clan chieftain! we had 16 members!!! wooo... big for a sc thing...
so remember kids... go assassinate those presidents... they are really... ****ing, annoying!
chad1118: i'm massing scouts!
dark6481: scouts kinda suck.
chad1118: no they dont assh***
dark6481: (friend talk) ok NOW he's asking for it
dark3102: (friend talk) wut now?
dark6481: (friend talk) he just called me an asshol*!!!!!
dark3102: (friend talk) and ur gonna take that from him?
dark6481: (friend talk) hell no!!!!!!!! i'm backstabbing him to. back me up l8er.
dark1365: (friend talk) go get 'em tiger.
dark1365: (whispers to graham) brad's short of temper these days
dark3102: (whispers back) he was ALWAYS short of temper.
dark1365: (whispers back) no i meant more than usual.
dark3102: (whispers back) how the hell can it get any worse than it atucally is?
dark3102: (friend talk) wut r u 2 massing
dark1365: (friend talk) hydras n mutas
dark6481: (friend talk) BC's.
(MaDRaBbIt attacks dark1365 with a couple of marines and a firebat)
dark1365: wtf rabbit!!!!!!
MaDRaBbIt: hahahahahahahahah die idiot
dark1365: (friend talk) great. the chick's biting me!!!
dark3102: (friend talk) lol
dark6481: (friend talk) lol david's getting whipped by a girl.
dark1365: (friend talk) SHUTTUP!!!!!!
(many eggs suddenly appear next to the many hatcheries.)
dark1365: you wanna BACKSTAB b****??!?! I'll SHOW YOU how to BACKSTAB!!!!!!
(many hydras appear.)
(hydras destroy marines and firebat, and head in general direction of rabbit's base.)
MaDRabBit: no wait, i take it back darky!
dark1365: (friend talk) hey, who else used to call me darky?
dark3102: (friend talk) wasn't it silver?
dark1365: (friend talk) oh yah...
(hydras stop moving)
dark1365: okay, what's your real name, rabbit?
MaDRabBit: jen
dark1365: (friend talk) what was silver's real name agin?
dark3102: (friend talk) thought it was jenny.
dark1365: okay, rabbit, where do you live?
MaDRabBit: texas, why?
dark1365: (friend talk) where did silver live
dark3102: (friend talk) colorado.
(hydras start moving toward rabbit's base)
MaDRabBit: wtf, dark!
dark1365: you passed all the tests, xept 1.
MaDRabBit: what tests?!
(Hydras are attacking rabbits base fiercely)
dark1365: uuhhh...nm.
dark6481: (friend talk) what was that about?
dark1365: (friend talk) thought rabit was silver.
dark6481: (friend talk) total bs! if she was, then she woulda told us that by now!!
dark1365: (friend talk) oh ya i never thought of that
dark6481: (friend talk) youre stupid, david.
dark1365: (friend talk) ah shutup.
dark3102: (friend talk) david, leave rabbit alone, and get your hydras outta there.
dark1365: (friend talk) awwwww y!?
dark3102: (friend talk) just do it!
dark1365: (friend talk) ok, fine.
(hydras stop attacking and move back to dark1365's base)
MaDRabBit: huh?
dark1365: (friend talk) gee graham y'd you make me stop
dark3102: (friend talk) juuuuust trust me.
dark1365: (friend talk) youre not bs'ing me, right?
dark3102: (friend talk) course not.
(red cloaked ghosts move to rabbit's base)
(Nuclear launch detected.)
MaDRabBiT: no, wait! turn it off!
dark3102: (friend talk) ahh....if only if i was playing fanfare right now.
dark1365: (friend talk) lol
(nukes land.)
<MaDRabBit has left the game.>
(On other team's point of view...)
chad1118: wow
chad1118: no we only have to kill the other two darks, eh?
dark6481: yeah
dark6481: sure.
dark6481: but after we bs Imp.
chad1118: oooooh fun.
dark6481: (friend talk) now, the fun thing about BNET is that you cant really detect sarcasm.
dark1365: (friend talk) okay brad, what happened now?
dark3102: (friend talk) did you diss chad yet again?
dark6481: (friend talk) no he's helping us backstab Imp.
dark1365: (friend talk) awesome, and then HE get's backstabbed. irony is cooool.
dark3102: (friend talk) yah, watever. brad, tell him to mass goliaths, and have NO detectors.
dark6481: (friend talk) you're nuking him , arent you?
dark3102: (friend talk) oh yes. very much so.
dark6481: okay, chad, just mass golaiths. i'll cover the detectors.
chad1118: sure can do!
dark6481: (friend talk) chad is a really good example of natural stupidity.
dark3102: (friend talk) what was it matthew used to say?
dark1365: (friend talk) artificial intelligience is no match for natural stupidity.
dark6481: (friend talk) yah, and chad sure has a helluva lotta artificial intelligence.
(5 min later)
dark6481: (friend talk) everyone rdy?
dark3102: (friend talk) i'm hanging back on this one. save the nukes.
dark1365: (friend talk) me got lotsa mutas!
dark6481: (friend talk) that's nice.
dark6481: chad, you rdy?
(chad has two dozen goliaths, 6481 has two dozen BattleCruisers's)
chad1118: yah shure
dark6481: (friend talk) the idiot doesn't even know how to spell.
dark6481: attack!!!!
dark6481: (friend talk) attack!!!!! david.
dark1365: (friend talk) yaaaay
(goliaths and mutas move toward yellow's base.)
chad1118: waiiiit a minute.
chad1118: how come 1365's attacking at the same time?
dark6481: oh gee, look at that.
dark6481: a RARE coincidence...
chad1118: well, i'm bugging out after yellow's killed.
dark6481: fine wit me. (battlecruisers move sluggishly, and finally engages.)
dark6481: oh hell.
dark1365: (friend talk) wut
chad1118: wut
dark6481: they have arbiters and scouts!
dark1365: (friend talk) i try and take out arbiters.
(takes out arbiters, but all mutas die in process.)
(by now, brad's lost 6 BC's.)
dark3102: ta daaaaaaaa
(3102 has many cloaked wraiths, who come and attack scouts)
dark6481: graham, your a lifesaver.
dark3102: (friend talk) thanks.
dark3102: (friend talk) you realize you just said that out loud?
dark6481: (friend talk) uh oh.
chad1118: wait a minute. whos graham?
dark6481: my, uh, friend. who is currently standing, looking over my shoulder right now. i just made the mistake of typing it over the internet, than saying it to him out loud.
dark3102: (friend talk) lol
dark1365: (friend talk) lol
dark6481: and he is currently laughing at me.
chad1118: oh. say hi to him for me.
dark6481: (friend talk) chad says hi.
chad1118: how come he saved your life?
dark6481: well, i was dying of thirst, and he bought me a coke.
cahd1118: wow you have cool friends.
dark6481: (friend talk) thanks for saving my butt, graham. when we et out of dis, i owe you a coke.
dark3102: (friend talk) lol ok...
ImpKnight: no, wait. mercy!!!
dark6481: no, dumass. you had your chance, and you didn't ally.
ImpKnight: ill ally now.
dark6481: too late.
dark1365: yay! i got lotsa more hydras!
(Battlecruisers bombard Imp's base with Yamato, chad's Goliaths and 3102's Wraiths are kicking butt.)
(Imp is utterly destroyed!)
<ImpKnight has left the game.>
dark1365: yay!
dark3102: i'm getting my wriaths back to base.
chad1118: wait a minute.
chad1118: y didn't he attack me when he had the advantage?
dark6481: cause he took pity on you.
dark6481: he values fair gaming
chad1118: oh wow
chad1118: wish i could be more like him
dark6481: (friend talk) hey, graham. chad wants to be like you when he grows more intelligient.
dark3102: (friend talk) thats nice
dark6481: hey, he says that if you want to be like him...
dark6481: you gotta not use deodorant, and take a shower only once a week.
dark3102: (friend talk) no i didnt
dark1365: (friend talk) shhh graham this is funny
chad1118: well...my gf won't like it but okay.
dark6481: (friend talk) omg the idiot has a girlfriend.
dark1365: (friend talk) youre kidding.
dark6481: (friend talk) no i aint.
dark6481: (friend talk) he's like, "Okay but my gf won't like it"
dark3102: (friend talk) dumass.
chad1118: alllright now we only gotta kill 1365 and 3102!!!!!!
chad1118: yaaaaaay
dark6481: of course we do! yay!
dark6481: (friend talk) can you guys be ready in 5 min? i wanna kill this idiot.
dark1365: (friend talk) of course.
(many eggs appear)
dark3102: (friend talk) shure nukes are alrdy done. im bored.
(3102 starts attacking 1365 with cloaked ghosts)
dark1365: wth graham
dark1365: graham!!!!!!!!!
dark1365: okay cut it out or i start calling you "Griff".
dark1365: you asked for it griff.
(Hydras appear and kill Ghosts, with Overlord as detector)
dark3102: well SORRY, i was bored.
dark1365: and you take it out on me.
dark3102: yah why not!
dark1365: take it out on the tard
dark3102: say who?
dark1365: brads so-called ally.
dark3102: nm 5 min almost up anyways.
(2 min later)
dark1365: (friend talk)AL RIGHT!!! I GOT LOTSA ULTRAS! ME RDY!!
dark6481: (friend talk)yah shutup david. just attack, until he lifts off all his buildings.
dark6481: (friend talk) do dey have speed upgrade?
dark1365: (friend talk) yah
dark6481: good.
chad1118: what is?
dark6481: The Mummy Returns is on soon.
chad1118: good movie.
dark6481: yes. yes it is.
dark3102: (friend talk) another excuse, brad?
dark6481: (friend talk) of course it is.
dark3102: sic him, david! fo boy!
dark1365: okay, but don't put it like that next time!
(ultras start moving toward chad.)
chad1118: AHH!
chad1118: brad, help me!!
dark6481: i told you not to use my real name!!!!!!!!!!!
chad1118: uh oh.
dark6481: ONLY MY REAL FRIENDS GET TO USE THAT NAME
chad1118: but i thought it was okay, since we were friends.
dark6481: ...
dark6481: okay you asked for it, idiot
dark6481: graham bring on the nukes.
chad1118: what!!!!
chad1118: ooh....i thought we were friends.
dark6481: (friend talk) the stupid stupid idiot thought i was his friend.
dark6481: (friend talk) those nukes rdy, graham?
dark3102: oh yes. very much so.
dark3102: better get those ultras outte there david.
dark1365: nah leave em there. the buildings cant float anywhere.
dark3102: uh actually they can.
dark1365: damn!
(ultras go back to zerg base)
(Nuclear launch detect-ed-ed.)
(Nuclear l-l-launch detect-ed-ed.)
chad1118: THAT many nukes!!!?!?!
chad1118: what the hell man!
dark1365: i salute you chad.
dark1365: and save the replay guys.
dark3102: will do!
dark6481: of course.
dark6481: hey chad.
dark6481: see you in hell!
chad1118: ohh.......damn.
(nukes land)
dark1365: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
dark6481: good riddance to the dickface.
dark3102: yay. i guess.
(chad1118 has left the game.)
(the end!)
He hasn't played WC much yet, so i think it depends on how much he'll be writing. We have some great stuff to use so Imma gonna bug to write a warcraft one.
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