What didn't make sense was how learning a style like Wing Chun (or for that matter, any martial arts) could help you figure out how would win in a fight involving heat vision, flight, and the Power Cosmic.
OHHHH, Los Angeles. Scary. Sorry . I'm from Echo Park and then moved to Oakland for a while. I don't really see how learning martial arts would have been all that useful living in LA.... unless you met some easily impressed hipster chicks. mmhmm. hipster chicks.
as a side note, I think that's the first time I've ever used a smilie after like two years on here.