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shksprtx
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Originally posted by The Boxer
Surfer is not DC

I somtimes find it helpful to read the original post, don't you?

Mar 26th, 2007 06:24 PM

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janus77
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I'd call OJ Simpson's lawyer (Johnnie Cochran) and get him to convince Superman that I wasn't there... oh and also to deed poll my name to something else.

then I could scheme and plan for a while and kill off Superman, when he least expects it yes

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Mar 26th, 2007 06:29 PM

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oh and umm I'd call someone with the same name as me...

then clobber them over the head with a blunt object and wait for Clark to arrive and thank me for apprehending Lois' murderer big grin

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Mar 26th, 2007 06:32 PM

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oh and umm I'd call someone with the same name as me...

then clobber them over the head with a blunt object and wait for Clark to arrive and thank me for apprehending Lois' murderer

Or he uses his X-ray vision to see that your lying to him wink

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Mar 26th, 2007 06:35 PM

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janus77
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well I'll take a cold shower before I talk with him!

or I could simply say "Superman, I killed xxxx!" smile

that's honest and true... just leave it upto him to misconnect the dots.

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Mar 26th, 2007 06:44 PM

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i would call the place where ou changes name, if batman is busy big grin

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Originally posted by The Boxer
how about batman being too smart for that? he knows superman very well

Watch out skyscraper!!!

Batman's gonna crush you with his intellect!!!

laughing out loud

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Re: Fear for your life thread!!

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Originally posted by UniOmni
You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

I would call DS. He would pwn Superman severly. Morg would be another choice. He loves a good fight.

Mar 26th, 2007 08:56 PM

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Re: Fear for your life thread!!

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Originally posted by UniOmni
You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

This looks like a job for Superman.

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Now that I think about it, definitely Magneto. Since Superman doesn't know what Ive done yet Mags has time to put up his shield. All he has to do is "Only allow red solar radiation in" just like Dr. Polaris. I'll then kick the shit out of Superman myself.

Superman has shown that he can recharge himself with yellow sun radiation in mere moments.

If you tried hitting him after that, you might as well be hitting a brick wall.

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Mar 26th, 2007 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I would call DS. He would pwn Superman severly. Morg would be another choice. He loves a good fight.

He said Darkseid "down" could be a choice... as in Jobberseid.

Superman would just mangle him again... especially if he thinks D-Side killed Lois. smile

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Mar 26th, 2007 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by batdude123
Watch out skyscraper!!!

Batman's gonna crush you with his intellect!!!

*Batman throws his SAT score at Superman, knocking him out*

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Originally posted by Validus
*Batman throws his SAT score at Superman, knocking him out*

Touche Mr. Validus... touche.

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Mar 26th, 2007 09:07 PM

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Superman has shown that he can recharge himself with yellow sun radiation in mere moments.

If you tried hitting him after that, you might as well be hitting a brick wall.

Who said I wanted Magneto to stop?

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Mar 26th, 2007 09:13 PM

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Re: Fear for your life thread!!

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Originally posted by UniOmni
You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

There's only one saviour and his name is Jesus.

~Get pelted by fruit and shit~

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Originally posted by Big Sexy
Who said I wanted Magneto to stop?

Who says Superman can't vibrate out of the bubble Magneto would trap him in?

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Mar 26th, 2007 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by batdude123
Watch out skyscraper!!!

Batman's gonna crush you with his intellect!!!

...

Anyway, this thread should ACTUALLY HAPPEN to everyone when they join. If you survive, you can stay on KMC. If you die....well...you're dead.

For one thing, we wouldn't have any Hulk fanboys again. Ever.

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Originally posted by DigiMark007

...

Anyway, this thread should ACTUALLY HAPPEN to everyone when they join. If you survive, you can stay on KMC. If you die....well...you're dead.

For one thing, we wouldn't have any Hulk fanboys again. Ever.

*decides to take the thread seriously*

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