Snafu the Great
Jerkass Woobie
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Since we're on win poses, here's my favorites:
Shao Kahn (MK 2 version): after he beats the crap out of you, he stands over you and taunts you. Then again, a boss who taunts you before, during and after the match is badass.
- "You weak, pathetic fool."
- "All too easy."
- "You are nothing!"
- "Prepare to die!"
Heihachi Mishima: Grabs your head, talks trash and slams it back to the ground before walking away.
Kazuya Mishima: Holds you in the air with one hand.
Juli and Juni: Alpha 3 win pose.
Lei Wulong and Bruce Irvin/Bryan Fury: Lei is lounging on the ground while one of the aforementioned partners are berating him.
Geese Howard (C-SNK): Crosses his arms and utters, "Die, yabou."
Ryuji Yamazaki (C-SNK): Uses the Snake Arm to grab the defeated opponent and says "Mouppen shindoku ka?"
M. Bison: All his win stances are still badass. Classic, but badass.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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