Battle for the Omniverse : Part Two
'The Ninjas report'
This was weird.
Or at least this was weird in Kakashi's opinion, and it took a hell of a lot to rise above the Copy Nin's 'weird-o metre'. Watching your Sensei kill himself to seal a gigantic fox made up of life energy while riding a building sized, tanto wielding, gangster Toad did that to a guy.
They ( by that he meant himself and his dysfunctional group of students) were dragged out of the Chunnin Exams by some kind of forced Kawimari and then told by a gigantic Genjetsu (It had to be an illusion, nothing that large could realistically live, let alone threaten them with 'Total atomic annihilation'...whatever that was...) that they --as well as several others-- would be forced to fight in some kind of Tournament to become part of this guys head.
So just like the Chunnin exams...kinda.
The (One-hundred strong ) competition was made up of some off the oddest people he had ever seen in his life. Monsters with the mannerisms of people, people with the mannerisms of monster. Things claiming to be Ninja but with absolutely zero chakra and not a hint of black on them (Bad example he thought at the time, considering Naruto was among his Students).
One of the Competitors (Some guy wearing Black with a weird Symbol in the centre and a silly looking Cape behind it) attempted to attack and/or escape the Genjetsu when they first arrived.
Nothing was left. No one tried challenging or escaping again.
The matches were a simplistic affair. Ko or Kill, didn't mater which. Ko only counted after a Ten count and the loser's were left waiting around (or destroyed if they took a particularly messy route out of the road of life).
The first three had already shot by. A Katana wielding Turtle lost to some kind of watered down Gai, a boy with a scar on his forehead had been vaporised when his opponent had kissed him, "some kind of Uber-Katon ?" he had thought at the itme while his students gave out cries of Jealousy, fear and shock (Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto respectively). The third had been pretty interesting to be honest, a guy in a yellow and blue cat outfit gutted some kind of loon in (what appeared to be ) a bats outfit. What was interesting was the gutter, not the gutee. Said gutter was healing from his wounds (minor cuts and slashes from the Bat-man's odd shuriken) in a manner similar to Naruto......
"A connection ? " the Copy Nin asked aloud before shaking his head lightly and returning to his porn.
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"Match Four. Sasuke Uchiha versus Seras Victoria ; Let's Blitz !" screamed the mo-hawked referee.
"This shouldn't be too hard" muttered the last Uchiha activating his Sharingan, his opponent was some kind of soppy girl. Usually he'd save his remarks on the fairer sex but her reactions so far had been anything but professional, she'd even been late entering the ring !
"Before we start..i'd like to say...well...I'm sorry" this 'Seras' said to him, her (disturbingly large) eyes widening in a mix of pity and sorrow. He replied with shuriken.
Slightly taken aback the girl barely dodged the incoming stars, only to be kicked in the face by her the boy six years her junior.
"Your chest makes you top-heavy" he brazenly stated, spinning a kunai on his finger as a minor distraction. Honestly couldn't they find him a worth-
BOOM
A hole erupted in the arena floor where he'd been standing a second earlier. The girl drew herself back up from her kneeling position, shards of stone falling away from her gloved fist. "I warned you ! " she growled before launching herself towards him. Even with his sharingan activated he could only just make out her movements, time to go Curse-seal. Activating his 'gift' from the Snake sannin Uchiha Sasuke was now at a much better advantage, the girl had even slowed down somewhat.
From his position it was obvious she had little to no formal training, he attacks were sloppy and seemed to focus more on brute-strneght then anything else, he'd already weaved in and out of her messy blows for the last few minutes. Hopping above a sweeping kick and ducking a crushing elbow Sasuke decided to end it and flipped through hand seals.
"Katon,Goukakyuu No Jutsu !"
The Grand fireball rocketed past Seras. The 'Draculina' riskily dropping on her stomach to dodge the Jutsu. "What the bloody-" she began before being cut off by an enraged roar...and the noise of Birds chirping.
"CHIDORI" the boy practically screamed as he rammed the lightening blade into (and out of) her stomach.
How could be so weak, how could he be so stupid, how could she DODGE HIS ATTACKS ! He was an Uchiha !!! The dark emotions and feelings of inadequacy were amplified greatly by his 'trump-card' until he finally lashed out with his 'greatest weapon'.
Now the red fog had lifted he was disturbed by what he had done, attempting to remove his arm from the dead-girls body however he encountered a problem. Namely that she wasn't dead...and her eyes were red.
"Another survivor ! " were his last thoughts before the girl tore into his throat like a rottweiler.
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Kakashi watched on in horror, what could he do ? The illusion had clearly stated that interference was 'Punishable' and used his seconds previous vaporisation as an example of what punishment could be doled out. So like all good war veterans he simply closed his eyes and muttered a prayer to the boy.
His students on the other hand were of mixed opinion.
Naruto had burst into a berserker rage, screaming and yelling into the arena while a blood read aura of pure Chakra enshrouded him. The only thing keeping him from becoming another name on the Memorial stone back home was a particularly helpful Green man, whom gave of an air of savagery but seemed likable enough once you got past his third person speech impediment.
His other student had broken. The sight of her obsession being savaged like a piece of meat in front of her made something inside her (already fragile) mind go snap. The haunted look on her face said enough to him.
It really was grotesque what the girl was doing though, obscene amounts of blood had begun to pool beneath them as she continued clamping down on the shuddering (and now incredibly pale) body of his student, a drawn out noise like a straw attempting to drain the last few drops of liquid permeated the sombre arena. It was going to be difficult to expl-
Wait ! What was that...moaning..noise...it was barely noticeable, just underneath the bustle of the crowd and the mind jarring 'sucking' noise.
No way.
No way was Sasuke still alive, their had to be at least five pints of blood on the floor, how could it be possible ?
The match drew out for another thirty seconds while he girl proceeded to lap up the blood on the floor like an animal before finally coming to her senses. "What...what have I done" whispered the girl amid red tears, his sharigan eye picking up her lip movements through the crowd.
As he watched her run from the Arena and into the crowd he sighed. Things were getting really strange.
(This a piece of shit and I'm disappointed in myself , but it's the best I have for the moment...sorry)