20. Caution. Bridge may ice over.
19. You're not sending me to the cooler.
18. Always winterize your pipes.
17. Not so fast. Time you cooled your heels.
16. Alright, everyone, chill!
15. Cops on the rocks, anyone?
14. Police are so hot tempered these days. Don't you agree, Mr. Bane?
13. There'll be no hot time in this old town tonight.
12. (aiming his pistol) Bat on ice, anyone?
11. I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
10. What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age.
9. Hop away little bunny. Before I cool your jets. Permanently.
8. We aim to... (fires)... Freeze.
7. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast.
6. To be frozen. To never change. A life of perpetual ice-olation. There is little perfection in that.
5. I wonder how cold I can get my shower... Frosty!
4. You're skating on thin ice. My passion thaws for my bride alone.
3. Tonight's forecast... (smiles)... a freeze is coming!
2. Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well for it is the chilling sound of your doom.
1. Nothing frustrates a man like a frigid wife.
Dishonourable Mentions (Non-Freeze Related Puns):
0. No gun. How disarming.
-1. (pulls a remote) You'll get a charge out of this.
-2. I always go a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer.
I agree. Especially when I hear James Earl Jones whining like a 4 year old school boy who just shit his pants on the playground. *sigh* Also, pretty much every line of script from Batman 3 and 4.
how about the whole anakins monologue in the fireplace scene
Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
and the whole hes holding me back thing, oh Hayden, better take a look at your scripts before you accept them
Gender: Male Location: Dreaming...Or am I living...
What about the imfamous sand line?
the whole "I don't like sand. But your not like sand." thing...
What the hell was Lucas thinking with some of this...
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