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Avlon
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Zatanna wins.

"Pots" is all she needs.

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Let's face it, anything that occurs in a comic book could be considered complete crap.

Some more than others.

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Let's face it, anything that occurs in a comic book could be considered complete crap.

Some more than others.

Like "magic," a carry-over from preschool fairy tales and wish fulfillment, wherein "anything can happen."

Bah, humbug. I hate magic.

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Here's how the fight goes:

Zatanna: Why is there a guy in Armor speeding toward me?

Iron Man: DIE!

Zatanna: Pots

*Iron Man stops dead in his tracks, and Zatanna walks up to him*

Zatanna: Why on earth were you speeding toward me?

Iron Man: Some wierdo named Xmarksthespot on KMC told me to.

Zatanna: This is why you don't listen to people on forums when they tell you to do something. Nruter!

*Stark returns to the MU*

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-Pr-
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Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I have a question. What if Zatanna wanted a racecar? Would that work?

yes...

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That's nothing. I can beat the JLA as long as they're all together and I'm by myself. The JLA as a team are as worthless as pesos as long as they're fighting one person.

pretty much true...

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Originally posted by jacobo0o
iron man repulsor blast is light speed
wont that be able to take care of zatanna before she does some magic?
and slade whooped zatannas ass why cant iron man beat her?
hes only a million time faster then slade

it really pisses me off how people on this forum (not you in particular, im just using that post as an example) really don't seem to realise how fast the speed of light actually is...

if tony's blast was light speed, then he pretty much wouldnt miss... EVER. nobody has faster than light reactions (maybe the flash, and a few other incrediblty powerful beings). iron man's blasts may be fast, but i don't believe for one second that they're faster than light...

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
If anyone seriously thinks Deathstroke taking on Zatanna, Kyle and Flash as well as a bunch of other JLA members, isn't complete crap... then they need their head checked.

definitely...

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Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Here's how the fight goes:

Zatanna: Why is there a guy in Armor speeding toward me?

Iron Man: DIE!

Zatanna: Pots

*Iron Man stops dead in his tracks, and Zatanna walks up to him*

Zatanna: Why on earth were you speeding toward me?

Iron Man: Some wierdo named Xmarksthespot on KMC told me to.

Zatanna: This is why you don't listen to people on forums when they tell you to do something. Nruter!

*Stark returns to the MU*

bashing = bad...

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shiv
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In Detective [pretty recent] The D.K. watches on as a trio of thugs clean out penguin at poker Bat busts them, returning Penguins capital.

Turns out the thugs kidnapped themselves a Magician and had him orchestrating/predicting the poker game by wireless. [wearing leg irons]

Batman "you let them capture you, you could have left at any time."

The Mage "yeah I thought, what the hey ripping off a gambling joint sounds interesting, though it took them long enough to get their act together!"

Deathstroke schooling Zatanna, more like Zatanna was fooling around maybe field testing a fetish spanking fantasy or something

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