EcstaticGrace
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
Thatnks for the scan. Horrible art though... Yeah, that explains it. The same thing has happened before on few occasions. That means ss doesn't register him as a threat.
Ps: Is that canon? Why does Pete act like he's never met BP?
Honestly not sure if it's canon, agree the art sucks looks parody"ish"
Jul 3rd, 2016 06:12 PM
SamZED
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
His SS went off just fine when MJ "attacked" him with a pillow Ss is a hax power, always felt there should be more stories explaining how it works. It warns Pete if someone is spying on him, or if someone has ill intent, just armed or is about to attack. At the same time say Black Cat can sneak up on him. I guess it depends on your idea of a threat. And that brings a question - what if Pete was... say racist? Would Ss then go off if Luke Cage dropped by his place?
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Jul 3rd, 2016 06:14 PM
StiltmanFTW
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Oh, his SS always goes crazy whenever Cage is around... has something to do with that rectal bleeding Pete is suffering from
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Jul 3rd, 2016 06:17 PM
SamZED
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Oh, his SS always goes crazy whenever Cage is around... has something to do with that rectal bleeding Pete is suffering from Luke wishes to be half the man Pete is, maybe then his wife wouldn't be thinking about Pete while doing it with Cage. Canon.
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Jul 3rd, 2016 06:19 PM
StiltmanFTW
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Pete has a micropenis condition. Canon.
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Jul 3rd, 2016 06:22 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Spidey beats the shit out of Panther.
Come at me Panther clan.
I got it right, didn't I?
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Jul 3rd, 2016 08:18 PM
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All depends on what BP wants to accomplish. If he wants Peter dead, Peter will die, plain and simple.
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Jul 3rd, 2016 08:27 PM
SamZED
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People more dangerous than BP wanted Peter dead. He's still alive and kicking. Kicking W ith a class 20+ force.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Pete has a micropenis condition. Canon.
Your erotic dreams don't count as canon.
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Jul 3rd, 2016 09:14 PM
StiltmanFTW
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
Your erotic dreams don't count as canon.
No, but this does:
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You don't need to thank me, really.
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Jul 3rd, 2016 09:23 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
People more dangerous than BP wanted Peter dead. He's still alive and kicking. Kicking W ith a class 20+ force.
Your erotic dreams don't count as canon.
No one is more dangerous than BP when he wants to be. Thankfully he's a good guy.
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Jul 3rd, 2016 11:12 PM
deathslash
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
Luke wishes to be half the man Pete is, maybe then his wife wouldn't be thinking about Pete while doing it with Cage. Canon. spidey wishes that he had the sort of dick that Luke has. Also, I've never seen other super heroines swoon over the concept of Peter getting his shirt ripped off.
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Jul 3rd, 2016 11:30 PM
BruhMan
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Yeah but Bendis wrote that...gotta take off like 60 percent of that credit
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Jul 4th, 2016 03:06 AM
SamZED
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blue Area Vet
No one is more dangerous than BP when he wants to be. Thankfully he's a good guy.
I'm not talking prep. I mean direct prepless confrontation. Lots of people Spider-man fought are more dangerous than BP.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by deathslash
spidey wishes that he had the sort of dick that Luke has. Also, I've never seen other super heroines swoon over the concept of Peter getting his shirt ripped off.
Jay beat me to it.
@Stilt reported for posting pictures with full nudity. Whatever the hell that supposed to be.
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Jul 4th, 2016 05:03 AM
deathslash
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JayDaDon
Yeah but Bendis wrote that...gotta take off like 60 percent of that credit are you talking about their current series? Because bendis isn't writing that.
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Jul 4th, 2016 05:28 AM
BruhMan
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I thought you were referencing the mighty avengers run
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Jul 4th, 2016 05:58 AM
deathslash
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JayDaDon
I thought you were referencing the mighty avengers run
nope. Current power man and iron fist series; second book I believe. Spider-woman and spider-gwen were on a roof watching Luke and Danny fight black tarantula and gorilla man and they were talking about how hot they both were.
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Jul 4th, 2016 06:42 AM
StiltmanFTW
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
Whatever the hell that supposed to be.
Spider-Man: Reign .
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Jul 4th, 2016 11:06 AM
SamZED
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So non-canon. Gotcha.
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Jul 4th, 2016 11:32 AM
StiltmanFTW
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
So non-canon. Gotcha.
Approved by Quesada, the guy who had absolute control over your spiderverse
It's the only time Parker's dick was shown on panel and it goes nicely with how we can never even see any bulge in his super-tight costume:
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lol, he's literally pissing from his butt here, kinky
There are also many comments confirming that he's always been small:
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Oh, and don't think I've forgotten about that shot from Spider Island...
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Jul 4th, 2016 11:46 AM
SamZED
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So to summarize... Stilt's obsession with Peter's dick is now well documented...
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Jul 4th, 2016 12:09 PM
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