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TheKahn
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Can anybody help IRTMU-Dragon out and explain for him why Superman can't grab the Hulk and throw him... roll eyes (sarcastic)


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First of all, were talking about a VS match... Not who can grab someone and throw them into space.

Lets assume The Hulk and Superman are actually fighting here.


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Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
First of all, were talking about a VS match... Not who can grab someone and throw them into space.

Lets assume The Hulk and Superman are actually fighting here.


Lets not. In the rules of the forum BFR counts as a win and I believe you said I was "stupid" for saying that the Supermen could use that tactic to win the fight. So I would simply like your explanation as to why such a tactic wouldn't work. smile

If you don't like BFR start your own thread without it or state why it wouldn't work.


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Ever tried to pick up a bear with rabies?

Alright. Imagine you are superman, and the bear with rabies is the hulk. Try to grab the bear.


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[QUOTE=6155658]Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
The Hulk has absolutely astonishing regenerative capabilities

- So does Superman


he can resist all but the most powerful of nuclear bombs

- So the Hulk can, as YOU said, resist all BUT the most powerful of nuclear bombs.
Hmmm, interesting. You put a limit on the Hulk's ability to withstand atomic detonaitions.
Superman (and note ...CURRENT Superman) has shrugged off a point-blank nuclear blast ....while he was severely poisoned with Kryptonite. He shrugged the thing off, even though he had severe kryptonite poisoning


he has shrugged off guided missiles before

- Goodness, is that your measure? Even Plastic Man can shrug off guided missiles.

hes resistant to the elements

- I cannot even begin to name the number of characters that are 'resistant to the elements'


he can hold his breath until christmas

- Erm, so what? Superman can easily hold his breath, and has even gone on space expeditions with just a lungful of air


he gets so incredibly strong that he was able to hold up a mountain at one point he became so powerful

- I hope you are not using that as proof that the Hulk is stronger than Superman ......holding up mountains ....ooops, I mean A (as in one) mountain ....is nowhere close to some of the higher level strength feats by Superman.

etc.

- Well, you've proved that the Hulk can hold his breath, is 'resistant to the elements,' can shrug off guided missiles and live through nukes.
I'm still waiting to be impressed ......particularly since Superman can do all that and more.


Who gives a crap if Superman can fly around in circles really fast, see through crap, freeze stuff and melt stuff.

- The Hulk would .....he is simpy outclassed


You think The Hulk will just STAND there?

- He could stand still, or he could run and jump and dance the Salsa. He will still seem to be standing stock still to Superman.

Anything else?


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Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Ever tried to pick up a bear with rabies?

Alright. Imagine you are superman, and the bear with rabies is the hulk. Try to grab the bear.



That is it?
That's the best you could come up with? The Incredible Hulk is a bear with rabies and therefore Superman can't pick him up.

That is just sad.


Superman can travel and fight at light speed (670,616,629.4 miles per hour) and the nerve impulses in the Hulk's body has never been shown to be faster than a normal human's nerve impulses (30 m/s or about 67 miles per hour). I would say Superman is slightly faster than the Hulk, wouldn't you. Superman could carry the Hulk into orbit before the Hulk's brain has even registered the fight has started and before he could form a single thought.


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Yeah.

Superman was a character a bunch of DC dorks had a deadline to create, and they waited until 3 A.M. the morning before to make him.

They were probably all sitting around a meeting table, drunk out of their heads... lets take a look inside.

Goon 1: "Ok... Mark... We seriously gotta do this project"
Goon 2: "Alright, fine, get teh... the... markers."
Goon 3: "I got it! We put him in tights... Uhh... Uhh. Hey... Hes a man right? Isnt he powerful? I got the name! Super... Man! ITS PERFECT!"
Goon 1: "Well, with a name like that, what does he have?"
Goon 2: "We'll, we have two hours to finish Superman. What should he have?"
Goon 3: "How about x-ray vision?"
Goon 1: "Ok... What about heat vision and ice breath?"
Goon 2: "Yeah... He's gotta be able to fly and lift buildings"
Goon 1: "Sounds good, we oughta give him an amazing immunity to damage to, and lets give him the ability to heal fast."
Goon 3: "How about resistance to all bombs? Heh... Lets just make him invincible and give him every power there is!"
Goon 2: "They said they wanted something people will be impressed with, they also need a Hero that'll attract alot of Fanboys"
Goon 1: "Alright, so, we've given him every single power available, now, in order for his comic to work out, we gotta do something..."
Goon 3: "Pff, lets give him a really simple weakness... Uhh.. Kryptonite, its a green crystal he cant stand, when hes around it he loses his powers"
Goon 1: "I think were done here. Get the beer to celebrate."


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There is no logical explanation of how Hulk could beat Superman, or even slow him. He's far too one dimensional.


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Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Yeah.

Superman was a character a bunch of DC dorks had a deadline to create, and they waited until 3 A.M. the morning before to make him.

They were probably all sitting around a meeting table, drunk out of their heads... lets take a look inside.

Goon 1: "Ok... Mark... We seriously gotta do this project"
Goon 2: "Alright, fine, get teh... the... markers."
Goon 3: "I got it! We put him in tights... Uhh... Uhh. Hey... Hes a man right? Isnt he powerful? I got the name! Super... Man! ITS PERFECT!"
Goon 1: "Well, with a name like that, what does he have?"
Goon 2: "We'll, we have two hours to finish Superman. What should he have?"
Goon 3: "How about x-ray vision?"
Goon 1: "Ok... What about heat vision and ice breath?"
Goon 2: "Yeah... He's gotta be able to fly and lift buildings"
Goon 1: "Sounds good, we oughta give him an amazing immunity to damage to, and lets give him the ability to heal fast."
Goon 3: "How about resistance to all bombs? Heh... Lets just make him invincible and give him every power there is!"
Goon 2: "They said they wanted something people will be impressed with, they also need a Hero that'll attract alot of Fanboys"
Goon 1: "Alright, so, we've given him every single power available, now, in order for his comic to work out, we gotta do something..."
Goon 3: "Pff, lets give him a really simple weakness... Uhh.. Kryptonite, its a green crystal he cant stand, when hes around it he loses his powers"
Goon 1: "I think were done here. Get the beer to celebrate."


So you've taken an indefensible position and instead of either admitting your mistake or trying to offer evidence to support it, you resort to a meaningless and unoriginal attack on one of the characters. Well, after your brilliant "the Hulk is a rabid bear" theory, I really shouldn't be surprised that this is the best you can do.


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Originally posted by TheKahn
So you've taken an indefensible position and instead of either admitting your mistake or trying to offer evidence to support it, you resort to a meaningless and unoriginal attack on one of the characters. Well, after your brilliant "the Hulk is a rabid bear" theory, I really shouldn't be surprised that this is the best you can do.


LOL.

Let him be. He has obviously run out of logical things to say, and thus he has resorted to nonsense.

For one I knew this dude had nothing to say when he stated that the Hulk could 'shrug off guided missiles' and 'hold his breath.'
That was too sad.
Maybe next he'll say that the Hulk can walk, or that he is able to sit down, and that he has emotions.


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Originally posted by spetznaz
LOL.

Let him be. He has obviously run out of logical things to say, and thus he has resorted to nonsense.

For one I knew this dude had nothing to say when he stated that the Hulk could 'shrug of guided missiles' and 'hold his breath.'
That was too sad.
Maybe next he'll say that the Hulk can walk, or that he is able to sit down, and that he has emotions.


Ok, spetznaz. I understand now wink


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Originally posted by TheKahn
Ok, spetznaz. I understand now wink
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Originally posted by spetznaz
LOL.

Let him be. He has obviously run out of logical things to say, and thus he has resorted to nonsense.

For one I knew this dude had nothing to say when he stated that the Hulk could 'shrug off guided missiles' and 'hold his breath.'
That was too sad.
Maybe next he'll say that the Hulk can walk, or that he is able to sit down, and that he has emotions.

lmfao


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Hulk should take the majority vs Supes.Just look Supes/DD fight

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Originally posted by Morgrulesall
Hulk should take the majority vs Supes.Just look Supes/DD fight


DD had super-speed. Superman stated as much during their fight. Hulk has never shown anything near Superman speed.


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Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Yeah.

Superman was a character a bunch of DC dorks had a deadline to create, and they waited until 3 A.M. the morning before to make him.

They were probably all sitting around a meeting table, drunk out of their heads... lets take a look inside.

Goon 1: "Ok... Mark... We seriously gotta do this project"
Goon 2: "Alright, fine, get teh... the... markers."
Goon 3: "I got it! We put him in tights... Uhh... Uhh. Hey... Hes a man right? Isnt he powerful? I got the name! Super... Man! ITS PERFECT!"
Goon 1: "Well, with a name like that, what does he have?"
Goon 2: "We'll, we have two hours to finish Superman. What should he have?"
Goon 3: "How about x-ray vision?"
Goon 1: "Ok... What about heat vision and ice breath?"
Goon 2: "Yeah... He's gotta be able to fly and lift buildings"
Goon 1: "Sounds good, we oughta give him an amazing immunity to damage to, and lets give him the ability to heal fast."
Goon 3: "How about resistance to all bombs? Heh... Lets just make him invincible and give him every power there is!"
Goon 2: "They said they wanted something people will be impressed with, they also need a Hero that'll attract alot of Fanboys"
Goon 1: "Alright, so, we've given him every single power available, now, in order for his comic to work out, we gotta do something..."
Goon 3: "Pff, lets give him a really simple weakness... Uhh.. Kryptonite, its a green crystal he cant stand, when hes around it he loses his powers"
Goon 1: "I think were done here. Get the beer to celebrate."


This is all wrong. When Superman was created, he was only faster than a speeding bullet, invulnerable to anything less than a cannon shell (bombs could hurt him), and couldn't fly, use x-ray or heat vision, or arctic breath. As the years went on, he got more powerful.

Oh, the Supermen win.

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Anyone want Barbeque sauce on their Hulk?


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Nope. I want steak. stick out tongue

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yo quiero taco bell


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Can we fit Hulk meat into a taco shell?


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