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who can knock out chuck norris?
seriously who can knock out chuck norris?
May 3rd, 2006 08:32 PM
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Captain America can throw his shield at him. Has a 37% chance of knocking Norris out, which is a higher percentage than the rest of the universe combined.
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May 3rd, 2006 08:33 PM
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May 3rd, 2006 08:33 PM
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I can... GOD I hate Chuck Norris!
This Facade has to END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIS REIGN IS THROUGH!! DO NOT KNEEL TO THIS FALSE GOD!!!
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May 3rd, 2006 08:34 PM
King KAM
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our only hope is Jean Claude Van Damme's Spinning heel kick of death(that he rewinds like 3 times everytime he finishes the guy with it)
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May 3rd, 2006 08:43 PM
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Only one person.
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May 3rd, 2006 08:43 PM
King KAM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by badabing
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dude chuck norris defeated jesus in 2 seconds flat with one round-house kick to the face, and then said....."you're no son of mine" and spit on his dead body.
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May 3rd, 2006 08:45 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by King KAM
dude chuck norris defeated jesus in 2 seconds flat with one round-house kick to the face, and then said....."you're no son of mine" and spit on his dead body.
Dude, that is so wrong, but funny. "Waits for lightning to strike Kam".
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May 3rd, 2006 08:47 PM
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You know who could knock out Chuck Norris? Anything more funny than a lame internet fad.
ENOUGH CHUCK NORRIS! IT'S OVER.
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May 3rd, 2006 08:53 PM
King KAM
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Swanky-Tuna SuXoRZs!
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May 3rd, 2006 08:55 PM
Blight
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THANK YOU SWANKY!! I AM IN FULL FLEDGED AGREEMENT!!!!
Chuck Norris is Crap... he's a stupid internet Fad Created by hippies and Evil people!
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May 3rd, 2006 08:55 PM
King KAM
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well we still think its funny, so if you guys are too cool for it than keep it to your f'ucking selves and stop trying to ruin our goddamn fun.
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May 3rd, 2006 08:59 PM
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Bill Brasky could take him down on his lunch-break and still have time to do Chuck's girlfriend before heading back to the office.
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May 3rd, 2006 09:00 PM
Doctor-Alvis
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by King KAM
Swanky-Tuna SuXoRZs!
Have you ever had a little sibling or cousin or any little kid tell you the same "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9!" type of funny for children but lame for adults joke over and over again? That's exactly how I feel with this Chuck Norris stuff.
This is why so many comedians fail. They just repeat and rehash the same jokes over and over again.
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May 3rd, 2006 09:00 PM
Blight
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King Kam... Love you man... but Hate this Chuck Norris thing...
I am here to put an end to ALL chuck norris posts!! MWA HA HA!! He's no longer cool!
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May 3rd, 2006 09:03 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Have you ever had a little sibling or cousin or any little kid tell you the same "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9!" type of funny for children but lame for adults joke over and over again? That's exactly how I feel with this Chuck Norris stuff.
This is why so many comedians fail. They just repeat and rehash the same jokes over and over again.
then stay the f'uck out the thread, easy as f'ucking pie.
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May 3rd, 2006 09:04 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rick/Genis
King Kam... Love you man... but Hate this Chuck Norris thing...
I am here to put an end to ALL chuck norris posts!! MWA HA HA!! He's no longer cool!
if you dont like it,
then beat it.
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May 3rd, 2006 09:04 PM
Blight
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No... this is an Arguement and arguments are where I come to
I would kill Chuck Norris with my Index Finger, foo!
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May 3rd, 2006 09:05 PM
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This guy would knock Chuck Norris' head off then, piss on his grave.
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May 3rd, 2006 09:06 PM
Badabing
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Do we have a respect Chuck Norris thread?
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