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who can knock out chuck norris?

seriously who can knock out chuck norris?

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Captain America can throw his shield at him. Has a 37% chance of knocking Norris out, which is a higher percentage than the rest of the universe combined.


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I can... GOD I hate Chuck Norris!

This Facade has to END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HIS REIGN IS THROUGH!! DO NOT KNEEL TO THIS FALSE GOD!!!


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our only hope is Jean Claude Van Damme's Spinning heel kick of death(that he rewinds like 3 times everytime he finishes the guy with it)


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dude chuck norris defeated jesus in 2 seconds flat with one round-house kick to the face, and then said....."you're no son of mine" and spit on his dead body.


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dude chuck norris defeated jesus in 2 seconds flat with one round-house kick to the face, and then said....."you're no son of mine" and spit on his dead body.

Dude, that is so wrong, but funny. laughing "Waits for lightning to strike Kam".


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You know who could knock out Chuck Norris? Anything more funny than a lame internet fad.

ENOUGH CHUCK NORRIS! IT'S OVER.


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Swanky-Tuna SuXoRZs!


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THANK YOU SWANKY!! I AM IN FULL FLEDGED AGREEMENT!!!!

Chuck Norris is Crap... he's a stupid internet Fad Created by hippies and Evil people!


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well we still think its funny, so if you guys are too cool for it than keep it to your f'ucking selves and stop trying to ruin our goddamn fun.


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Bill Brasky could take him down on his lunch-break and still have time to do Chuck's girlfriend before heading back to the office.


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Swanky-Tuna SuXoRZs!

Have you ever had a little sibling or cousin or any little kid tell you the same "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9!" type of funny for children but lame for adults joke over and over again? That's exactly how I feel with this Chuck Norris stuff.

This is why so many comedians fail. They just repeat and rehash the same jokes over and over again.


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King Kam... Love you man... but Hate this Chuck Norris thing...

I am here to put an end to ALL chuck norris posts!! MWA HA HA!! He's no longer cool!


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Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Have you ever had a little sibling or cousin or any little kid tell you the same "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9!" type of funny for children but lame for adults joke over and over again? That's exactly how I feel with this Chuck Norris stuff.

This is why so many comedians fail. They just repeat and rehash the same jokes over and over again.
then stay the f'uck out the thread, easy as f'ucking pie.


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King Kam... Love you man... but Hate this Chuck Norris thing...

I am here to put an end to ALL chuck norris posts!! MWA HA HA!! He's no longer cool!
if you dont like it,





































then beat it.


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No... this is an Arguement and arguments are where I come to wink

I would kill Chuck Norris with my Index Finger, foo!


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This guy would knock Chuck Norris' head off then, piss on his grave.

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Do we have a respect Chuck Norris thread?


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