| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by John Ulmer (Rating: 4/5) |
| Call me incredibly surprised: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is a
splendid delight--the type of horror film that fans of the genre have
been waiting years to see. It far surpasses Tobe Hooper's low-budget
original, and you can quote me on that if you'd...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by Jerry Saravia (Rating: 1/4) |
| Sequelizing the original fright classic "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" might have
seemed fruitless, but remaking it is cruel and unusual punishment. You only
need to think back to 1998 to recall such a glaring error in filmmaking
standards - Gus Van Sant's...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by David N. Butterworth (Rating: 2.5/4) |
| OK, let's cut to the chase. While not as good as Tobe Hooper's
claustrophobic,
relentless, and influential horror classic from 1974, the slightly bigger
budget
remake of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" from uber producer Michael Bay ("Pearl
Harbor")...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by Steve Rhodes (Rating: 1/4) |
| In 1974, a low budget horror flick called THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE got lucky
and hit the big time, going on to become a cult classic. For years the studios
have had what they thought was a great idea -- they'd make a bucket of money by
remaking the...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by Susan Granger (Rating: 1/10) |
| Susan Granger's review of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (New Line Cinema)
If you're looking for splattering bloody gore this Halloween, this is it.
MTV veteran Marcus Nispel has remade the Tobe Hooper low-budget horror classic
that initiated the...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by Harvey S. Karten (Rating: B+) |
| Reviewed by: Harvey S. Karten
Grade: B+
New Line Cinema
Directed by: Marcus Nispel
Written by: Kim Henkel, Tobe Hooper
Cast: Jessica Biel, Jonathan Tucker, Eric Balfour, Andrew
Bryniarski, Erica Leerhsen, Mike Vogel, R. Lee Ermey, Terrence
Evans, Stephen...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by Jon Popick (Rating: 3/10) |
| Music video director Marcus Nispel's completely unnecessary remake of Tobe
Hooper's 1974 horror benchmark is still set in the Viet Nam era, but this
new version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been stripped of the
political subtext of the early '70s...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by Laura Clifford (Rating: C+) |
| That familiar narration begins about an unfortunate group of five youths...then
changes from the version we have become so used to as police evidence is
flashed before us and the beginning of a crime scene footage plays. Flash back
to a Texas summer of...more |
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Review |
| by JoBlo (Rating: 7/10) |
| PLOT:
Inspired by true life events, as well as its similarly titled 1974 cinematic
predecessor, this movie tells the tale of five young kids in a van (down by the
river?) who pick up a hitchhiker on a deserted backroad and slowly, but...more |
