Alien vs. Predator Review |
by Chris McGeachy (Rating: 2.5/10) |
1. PG-13 - Since the original Alien film came out in 1979, and Predator
came out in 1987, it's hard to understand why the people marketing this film
felt that anyone under the age of thirteen would know what the hell an Alien
or a Predator was all...more |
Alien vs. Predator Review |
by David N. Butterworth (Rating: 2/4) |
There's a certain inalienable truth (no pun intended) that if you put the
Alien franchise and the Predator franchise together in the same room we, the
audience, have absolutely no chance of winning. more |
Alien vs. Predator Review |
by Karina Montgomery (Rating: 4/5) |
Straight up: this is a movie for fans of the first halves of these
series, to wit: Alien/Aliens and Predator (not Predator 2). It is as
chock full of stupid "oh jeez" moments as it is full of genuine
enjoyment for said fans. But if you are not a...more |
Alien vs. Predator Review |
by Homer Yen (Rating: C-) |
I suppose that some of us will venture out to see
"Alien vs. Predator." At least the studio heads
know when to time the release of a film like
this. With its target audience being young adult
males who have historically fueled tickets for
this genre of...more |
Alien vs. Predator Review |
by Ryan Ellis |
According to scuttlebutt, this crossover project has been in the works since
the dawn of time. I guess it took that long just to get the script up to the
level of cruddy absurdity. In any cae, the alien is finally making things
slimy & gooey for the...more |
Alien vs. Predator Review |
by JoBlo (Rating: 5/10) |
PLOT:
An underground pyramid has been discovered in Antartica and a team of no-name
actors pretending to be characters that nobody cares about, head down to see
what all the fuss is about. What they quickly find out is that they are in the
middle of a...more |
Alien vs. Predator Review |
by John Ulmer (Rating: 2.5/5) |
Paul W.S. Anderson has always been good at one thing: Set design. In
"Event Horizon" he perfectly captured the dark essence of the "Alien"
series; with "Resident Evil" he managed to mimic the gothic structure
of all great zombie movies. more |
Alien vs. Predator Review |
by Steve Rhodes (Rating: 1.5/4) |
Who wins? Who cares in the slow and silly ALIEN VS. PREDATOR, directed
aimlessly by Paul W.S. Anderson (MORTAL KOMBAT)? Operating within the confines
of its PG-13 rating, the film is never scary, although it does manage to be a
little gross from the...more |