Which modern day Napoleon wins?
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Kim Jong-il
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George W. Bush
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Adolf Hitler
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50.00%
Saddam Hussein
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25.00%
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Dark Riddick
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Four Greatest Military Minds Play Risk
Kim Jong-il
George W. Bush
Adolf Hitler
Saddam Hussein
these four men sit down and open the box containing risk..
who wins and why?
who gets what color who decides or how is it decided?
is the game too complicated/ or should they just play Halo?
seriously how do you see these guys tactical military skills stacking up against one another..
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May 16th, 2010 06:49 PM
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Rommel, Patton, Napoleon, Sun Tzu, Macarthur, Caesar, Grant, Lee? Where are the real greats?
Kim Jong-il, evil, dumb dictator.
George W. Bush, stupid, harmless ninnymuggins.
Adolf hitler, idiot
Saddam hussein, idiot
none of those people had ever shown any military genius.
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May 16th, 2010 08:08 PM
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Agreed, these were all just spineless politicians who never did any of the real fighting. Mmm, but I think Kim Jong would be the winner, I think he did have some military experience.
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May 16th, 2010 08:21 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Liberator
Agreed, these were all just spineless politicians who never did any of the real fighting. Mmm, but I think Kim Jong would be the winner, I think he did have some military experience.
So did Hitler.
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May 16th, 2010 08:22 PM
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Sure, but not one of his victories could be attributed to his knowledge or military prowess.
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May 16th, 2010 08:41 PM
Ordo
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Why is GWB a "great military mind"...couldn't we pick someone who successfully ran wars, not a politician who effed 2 up?
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May 16th, 2010 08:53 PM
WanderingDroid
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Although all these four men have military training and knowledge of combat skills...I seriously doubt they would sit down and play a game of Risk.
Risk is for Nerds.
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May 16th, 2010 09:07 PM
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whoever knows the australia trick
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May 16th, 2010 09:20 PM
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weres napolian ?
or general lieutenant commander George Marshall?
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May 17th, 2010 12:46 AM
Nephthys
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You guys do realise he's just making fun of them right? By, y'know, ironically saying they're great thinkers when really they're complete twats.
edit: I'm going with Hitler becuase he would go for teh blitz to the face. With his fist. And becuase I always thought his mustache was kewl.
edit2: Plus Hitler would own at Halo.
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May 17th, 2010 12:52 AM
Zamp
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Kim Jong Il starts closest to Austrailia
so... him?
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May 17th, 2010 01:01 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Risk is for Nerds.
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May 17th, 2010 07:08 AM
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I guess Hitler from the options. The Waffengruppe was always feared from what I remember.
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May 17th, 2010 07:20 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nephthys
edit: I'm going with Hitler because he would go for teh blitz to the face. With his fist. And because I always thought his mustache was kewl.
his mustache is pure evil
anyways i thought it was pretty obvious what i was implying with the OP and title some ppl just over think things too much, right? or they dont get sarcasm
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May 17th, 2010 07:24 AM
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Nuh-uh, hitler attacks everyone at the same time ruthlessly, pissing them off so they unite and attack him.
I would actually go with sadaam. He has defeated smaller countries and survived at least one war against us.
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May 17th, 2010 08:41 AM
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Gotta go for Adolf, blitzkrieg and double crossing your allies always gets you far.
May 17th, 2010 11:49 AM
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May 17th, 2010 12:10 PM
Bicnarok
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Hitler made an agreement with Russia, saying he woulnd´t attack them
May 17th, 2010 01:06 PM
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Hmm yeah and Hitler did have World War 1 experience... but he was an absolutely horrible strategist. The fact he went to war with Russia proves that.
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May 17th, 2010 01:18 PM
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what about G. dubba U.. Bush military experience?
he was a pilot which made him an officer..
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