Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
My newest thread. Ali G.
I haven't made a thread for a while so I thought I'd make this one. Basically we talk about Ali G here. The guy is great, isn't he?
Well, I have to go now. Check yerself befo you riggity wreck yourself, a'ight? Rezpect!
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:22 AM
Deano
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
he is hilarious. but i prefer borat more
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:23 AM
smoker4
Me name be Leon
Gender: Male Location: Ol'Blighty in the north
Borat is better, thank you please
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F**k you Loggins
Sep 1st, 2006 12:24 AM
Soleran
Fast As Time
Gender: Male Location: Made of Dreams
I thought it was Respec
he did a show on it, like a word that's so rarely used you won't even find it in the dictionary, respec, check it...........
Sep 1st, 2006 12:29 AM
Deano
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
yo stop it! stop it mother ****a!
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:30 AM
Soleran
Fast As Time
Gender: Male Location: Made of Dreams
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Deano
yo stop it! stop it mother ****a!
Booyakasha,wot is yous banging on about?
Sep 1st, 2006 12:32 AM
DanZeke25
You can't beat me.
Gender: Male Location: New Jersey
No no, Ali G > Borat.
They are both great though.
Yous are all a bell end.
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:33 AM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?
Loved that sketch... The one with the estate agent, who Borat makes shout as if he's habing a shit.
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:48 AM
Strangelove
Misunderstood Genius
Gender: Male Location: The Transmogrifier
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BORAT!!
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:51 AM
Deano
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
but if she cheat on me i shall crush her.
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:51 AM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
My wife she is dead…she die in the field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:53 AM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
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BORAT!!
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One little spark...
Sep 1st, 2006 12:54 AM
§P0oONY
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Northumberland,
United Kingdom
Ali : Jesus. Does he really have a beard?
Bish : Not necessarily.
Ali : Is he a man or a woman?
Bish : He's neither a man nor woman.
Ali : Wot? you mean he's a ladyman?
Ali : But wot has god ever done.
Bish : He made the world.
Ali : Wot he made the world?
Bish : Yes.
Ali : Did he?
Bish : I can only tell you what I believe.
Ali : So you saying god made the world? And since then he's just chilled.
Ali : What about the Virgin Mary? Is she really a virgin?
Bish : Yes.
Ali : Was she really?
Bish : I believe she was. She found herself pregnant.
Ali : But me know girls who also find themselves pregnant. There muffa's say wotz been 'appening 'ere. They say "listen, you been mucking about? 'Ave you been drunk maybe? Don't lie to me."
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Sep 1st, 2006 12:57 AM
H. S. 6
Approaching the End
Gender: Male Location: Ministry of Magic
Ali G is great.
Ali : Wot is it the language that they speak 'ere?
Sue : Gaelic.
Ali : GAY-LICK? What is that botty language or somfin, what is the real name of it?
Ali : What is the vibe with drugs in Ireland? It might be stereotyping or whatever man but I is heard that the Irish is always up for the rack.
Sue : No, no. Crack in Ireland means having a good time.
Ali : A'ight, for real but crack is a bad drug there is a high but also a low.
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Sep 1st, 2006 03:06 AM
mitchum
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: MTL
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There's supposed to be making a Borat movie.
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Sep 1st, 2006 03:10 AM
RZA
Shaolin Monk
Gender: Unspecified Location: Somewhere in the Far East, training
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‘Sorry but I just can’t trust anything that bleeds for about a week and doesn’t die’ My poetry and stuff
Sep 1st, 2006 03:27 AM
DanZeke25
You can't beat me.
Gender: Male Location: New Jersey
Ali G: Two words. Keep. It. Real.
Guy: That's three words.
Ali G: 'It' isn't a word. It's short for 'innit', innit?
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Sep 1st, 2006 04:45 AM
RZA
Shaolin Monk
Gender: Unspecified Location: Somewhere in the Far East, training
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Funkyzeit mit Bruno
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‘Sorry but I just can’t trust anything that bleeds for about a week and doesn’t die’ My poetry and stuff
Sep 2nd, 2006 07:33 AM
RZA
Shaolin Monk
Gender: Unspecified Location: Somewhere in the Far East, training
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‘Sorry but I just can’t trust anything that bleeds for about a week and doesn’t die’ My poetry and stuff
Sep 26th, 2006 07:41 PM
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