lol. pr, that was great. i cant think of any about myself right now, but my friend once called her work and said that she couldnt come in b/c her grandma (who was already dead) died and she wouldnt be able to come in on thursday and friday either b/c it was the viewing and then the funeral. (she wasnt really lying since her grandma 'was' dead ).
Gender: Female Location: Gone crazy....be back soon...
One girl called in "sick" because she spilled soda all over her car and couldn't drive it... evidently it was too ucky for her poor little hands to touch.
Another girl couldn't work because she was in jail.... no, really, that one's true!
I almost got out of school by writing a note and said, blackwidows have laid eggs in my rectum, and they beleived it, but they called home to ask...needless to say I had to stay at school
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lol, i forged a note saying i fell of a skyscraper and broke my back. i got detention the next day because i was ok and wasnt crippled (your usualy out for 5 weeks if you fall of a building)
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, California
Well at my job, i can't really take "a day off" so to speak because no one will do my work while I'm away and I'm the only one that knows what I'm doing.
So 2 weeks ago, I lied about going on a surfing trip to Costa Rica for 6 days while I took 4 days off work. I left my phone at home and came back to 11 missed calls and 4 voicemails from work.
They were pissed when I got back, but screw them...i was on vacation.s
When I was working at [SPOILER - highlight to read]: McDonalds I was pretty good friends with the head Manager. He told me that a co-worker has called in 5 tmes with a death in the family, each one being his grandmother.
I was once late because I was .... well, this is a PG-13 site. Nevermind.