Greetings, smiles and laughter, my brethren and sisters!
It has been a long, hard road that I have travelled...Across mountains that stood taller than the most majestic of buildings...Through seas, oceans and lakes that threatened to engulf the world...Along valleys that dug so deep that the sun was below our feet, rather than above our heads...BUT...but...but...Here I am. I have returned to my flock and I have missed your eyes and sobbed at the taste of your tears. The suffering has come to an end, people...No longer shall you rock your grief-stricken body to chaotic dreaming thoughts! In their stead, you shall rejoice in a beautiful dat followed by a peaceful night. Rest - Relax- Repeat. THAT is the order of things.
Like my little brother before me, I hold no ill-will towards any one who has cast a stone against me...I shall love my enemy, just as I love my friends. All are equal on my green, green earth with the blue, blue seas. Four legs good, two legs good, no legs good, good good good.
Welcome back me and hello you. What did I miss? What did you miss? Missy miss-miss? Miss. Hit. Popcorn. Four.
__________________ Come, my child...Your life begins here...
I went for a wee walk with in the wild, wild woods. I have returned tamed and more humble than a humble pie that always gets awards for being so humble.
Good to see your goat, Slipknot.
__________________ Come, my child...Your life begins here...
Sadly, without hate there couldn't be love. I match your hate and raise you love...can you compete with love? Love, love, love...Love, love, love...There's nothing that you do that can't be done...There's nothing that you say, that can't be sung...La la la...I love you. Stay special.
__________________ Come, my child...Your life begins here...
Goo-goo-gaa-gaa? Awwwwwwwww...Thanks for the love, dark1365! I love you too! Yay! Hug? Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!
Huggy-wuggy-bug? Hug-ug!
You must be very special if I remind you of yourself! Good!
__________________ Come, my child...Your life begins here...