...Yeah...I know...It's not a serious question, because of course, I am the greatest!
I just thought I'd make a thread and a poll and a disco and a duckso that we can officially call me The Greatest Of All Time - G.O.A.T. for short...Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"Oh, OBLh, you are so smart!"..."That's SO right! OBLh, you are a genius!"..."Hahahahahaha, wow! You make me laugh, OBLh.."..."Hey, OBLh, will you father my daughter's child when she is of conceivable age?"..."WOW, OBLh! I wish I was more like you...you're soooo cool!"..."Man, if I was gay and you were gay, you'd be the guy for me, OBLh!"...."Woo-ee! Dyke! If I wasn't a carpet muncher, I'd be chowing down on your tree-trunk every night!..."Hee-haw! Neigh! If I wasn't a horse, I'd be going bare-back with you every minute of the god-damn day!"...
See...I'm even sick of reviewing these tributes...think about how it must feel for me having to wade through them with every post I read!
What I propose, is that perhaps instead of filling legitimate threads with proclaimations of awe regarding myself, you, my people, could simply post your declarations here! Good idea, right!?!
Now, I am a little worried about certain people using this as a way of simply posting crap, so I'm going to limit the number you can post. I've taken into consideration how great I am, and I've decided that the figure of 238 posts/week should allow you to fully endorse me...
Please don't simply post things like... "WOW! What a good idea, OBLh!" - I KNOW it's a good idea, otherwise I wouldn't have started it, stupid!
Let the Ou Be Low hoo appreciation thread begin...
As a side note...I feel that this thread should be 'stuck' at the top of this forum day, night and all the other times too...
Post and poll away...
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I considered making those options available, but then I realised that the asnwer is already a forgone conclusion. I am indeed 'The Greatest Of All Time', so I thought it would be superflous to worry everyone with other choices...
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Sorry, dark1365...The poll doesn't lie and I'm currently enjoying 100% of the vote. It's strange...being 'The Greatest Of All Time' doesn't feel any different from yesterday...
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I respect your right to voice your opinion, Mr. Wendigo. Unfortunately, the poll seems to show that your opinion is incorrect. I'm The Greatest Of All Time, go and ask anyone...
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