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Kram3r
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Bardock42 = Funniest KMC member.

Ok, so Bardock42 and I were trying to figure out how to call each other and I couldn't figure it out over here (I think it's my craptastic cell phone that doesn't work) so he ended up calling me. Anyway we were talking and I was pissing myself at his jokes (seriously, he's f*cking hilarious) and I was like "Dude, you got to ask my sister if she'll suck your dick" and he was like "Ok, I can do that.". So I ended up getting my sister and I went "Hey Vic, this guy from Germany wants to talk to you." and she replied with "Ok...". So she spoke softly and sort of slowish (I think she thought his English wasn't good; it's actually better than her's) and she probably thought he sounded cute.

So they were having a normal conversation for like 30 seconds and my sister pauses and says "Would I like to what?!" (she thought he said "Tuck in my top" as in shirt). Bardock42 repeated it and she was like "Ummm..no!".

My sister's reaction was f*cking priceless. Her eyes like went sideways and her jaw slightly dropped and she looked confused like as in "did I hear him right?". I was quickly handed back the phone with my sister saying "Your friend is a retard.". laughing

May 11th, 2007 03:33 PM

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Those Germans....

May 11th, 2007 03:39 PM

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I can't believe he did that.

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And I can't believe you let him.

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Bardock < Cheetah Girl

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Mi�t
Those Germans....

I know they're sex.

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Originally posted by Council#13
I can't believe he did that.

And I can't believe you let him.

I not only let him, I ASKED him.

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Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Bardock > Captain Maynard

Yeah, that's better.

May 11th, 2007 03:50 PM

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That's been done at my school.

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Kram3r
I know they're sex.

I not only let him, I ASKED him.

Yeah, that's better.

Will your sister su..........never mind. smile

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I know they're sex.

I not only let him, I ASKED him.

Yeah, that's better.

N3g.

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I not only let him, I ASKED him.

Then you're the funny one. Bardock was just being strange, which he's very good at. smile

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You're like "Aren't I enough?"

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Yeah, that's better.

ooh, burn.

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ooh, burn.

I object. His reply spoilt it.

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You're like "Aren't I enough?"

Oh yeah, that's exactly what I'm like. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Idiot.

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Oh yeah, that's exactly what I'm like.

Idiot.

Woah, that was just my impression from your post. You don't have to call me an idiot.

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Woah, that was just my impression from your post. You don't have to call me an idiot.

I do when you're being one. smile

May 11th, 2007 03:59 PM

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That's been done at my school.

Yeah, but your's lacked Bardock42. Hence, it fails.

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Originally posted by Sanctuary

Sorry, hella funny though. If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.

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Originally posted by Tattoo
Will your sister su..........never mind.

...

Maybe.

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Originally posted by Captain Maynard
N3g.

P0s.

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Originally posted by lord xyz
Then you're the funny one. Bardock was just being strange, which he's very good at.

No, seriously, Bardock is hella funny. I will buy his comedy album.

May 11th, 2007 04:01 PM

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Bardock42 = Funniest KMC member.

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Bardock's a good guy. ....touch sly, witty, intelligent. wink

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Yeah, but your's lacked Bardock42. Hence, it fails.

Sorry, hella funny though. If it makes you feel better my sister is a ***** and deserved it.

...

Maybe.

P0s.

No, seriously, Bardock is hella funny. I will buy his comedy album.

Okay. Good luck with that.

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