15 years for stealing a propaganda banner. I think this is why Americans need to stay out of places like North Korea.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
I just wonder what kind of propaganda the banner had. Was it one of those "our supreme leader is magic" type deals?
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Even more bizarre is..why would someone want a propaganda banner to hang in their church?
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Apparently this guy is a tourist. Not to victim blame, but my question is what dumbass American goes to tour North Korea? His name ain't Rodman. WTF did he think was going to happen taking a tour of the regime that is the closest thing on Earth to Ingsoc?
He was part of a "New Years tour group". Worst.tour.ever.
Who wouldn't want to bring in the New Year there? I plan to spend the next christmas and new years in Afghanistan.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
I can't help but wonder if this guy got duped. This church told him if he got this banner they'd give him a car worth 10 grand. They then told him if he got detained they'd send 200 grand to his mother. That last part should of sent up red flags.
Something fishy seems to be going on, was this banner made of pure gold or something? Since he did get detained I wonder if they actually gave his mother the 200 grand.
Even if he'd gotten away with it..is he supposed to ship the used car back to America? I realize that is most likely possible, but I doubt it's cheap.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Last edited by Surtur on Mar 16th, 2016 at 05:10 PM
If I read it correctly, he was supposed to steal and take the banner back to the US with him, where the mother of a friend would hang it in her church like a trophy and in return he would be gifted a used car worth $10k.
Gender: Male Location: 4th Street Underpass, Manhattan
Are we sure this isn't just a CIA operative who got caught?
What phucking church would want a North Korean flag as a trophy and ask a man to risk his life to get it? I don't even think the Westboro Baptist Church would try that.
Maybe Otto stole some money out of the collection plate and this is the church's way of retribution