Also my friend had a party and It was pretty much over but a few people were left and and this one guy was passed out on the couch so my friend goes and gets an electric razor and shaves the word ass in the back of this guys head And he hardely even knew him. and the bast part is he didnt find out until a day later
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one time, i was in fourth grade and we were studing waterfalls. and my teacher told us that a waterfall contiuelssy erodes its self all the time. and then she asked us what would happen if a waterfall completely eroded itself, and every raised their hand, and i shouted out really loud 'THE LAKE WOULD FALL DOWN!' and my teacher started laughing really hard...hehehehe
This one time I was taking a test at school and my teacher was walking around looking at everybody and the when she leaned over this dudes desk she farted.
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OKay, So I love to do Origami, I Do It All the time... Anyway, Last Summer I was on An Accross the U.S. Trip thingy with 44 other selected Pilotes who where put on a waiting list (out of a possible 200,000 I was one of the 45!)
Anyways, We where at a pizza hut (we Being Myself, Rusty (A cool guy, kinda like M. J. Fox Jr...) Meghan (likes Rusty, She has a dirty Mind) ) And Another guy ho is really cool, he sleeps walk...)
Anyway I took the little paper placemat and made a Balloon Pyramid out of it. I Made it so The place you blow in is at the tip top of the pyramid. I GAve it to Meghan (Whos mind is in the gutter) Told her where to blow, and hlaf way through finishing i told her "The More you Blow, The Harder It gets"
Needless to say EVERYBODY laughed there asses off...
Another time.. Same group, but at a Chinese restaurant... At the end of lunch, I went up to the deserted front desk and stole a couple (around 15) Fortune cookies for the the 4 of us. We each took 4 eccept I who took 3. Anyway, we went around the table reading our fortunes, all of them good. I decided to change mine a little as to make it different...
Sleepwalking Guy: Your Wisdom Exels your strengh
Meghan: You will be blessed with good luck
Rusty: Goods news will appear in the mail
Myself: "Fu¢k You"
We laughed twice as hard as the Origami Pyramid thing...
my maths teacher is so ugly like take the ugliest chimpanzie and X it by 1000 and youve got her, shes also fat like the size of the largest home tv and i dont do work in her class she is always mean to me. so this day i decided for payback i didnt do work and she picked up my book and said "now >my name here< why havnt you done any work an i said " cause i didnt feel like it" and she had a go at me, then when i sat down she picked up my freind by the ear and chucked him at the white board and hit him and told him to stay there, then i got really pissed so when she walked beside my desk i put my foot out and she tripped over it and as she landed she did a big wooper and it lasted for 2 minutes, when
it ended we all ran out of the classroom ( i know we shouldve but we just wanted to see how long it would take to end) and she woke up from unconcousness the day after, it was so funny
recently i went on field trip with my cast for a play...and it was this ranch, were they have petting zoo, u get to ride horses and they this wooden tepee(i don't know how to spell it) well 2 of my friends had to pee, so one of my friends dared the other to go pee in the tepee...so they both took a piss in this shitty little tepee. it smelled of urine when they were done...now that is really wrong. Well when we got on the bus the director of the play started talking about the guy that ran the ranch, he was blind in one eye...had cancer in the other, wich ment he would be totally blind...but he prayed to god and he was cured, anyway this guy has had a sorta crappy life. This is really what made me feel bad was the fact that this guy that ran the ranch wants to make this ranch for SPECIAL kids. And we took a piss in his tepee...that was disrespectful, yet funny. i know its crappy little story but i have plenty more
just a few days ago, a whole group of my friends and i were heading home after going to tokyo(there were some adults) and this cute guy named Lucas fell asleep. So we kept playing zap and makeing up funny stuff, then the guy who was driving the van said we were lost and he started to try to find out which way. so one of the adults(Ms. Roten) told him to stop and she got out and went in a taxi......so we followed the taxi around (and i swear it kept running away from us..) so finally Lucas woke up, leaned over the seat, and said "y is ms. Roten in a taxi?" we all thought we were gonna die laughing...
in h.s me and some freinds went to see a football game and someone brought a bullhorn to the game so after the game we went to white castle and the dude with the bullhorn showed up...i grabbed his bullhorn his behind the drive-thru and started takin everybodies orders
once, i was in a taxi coming home with my freinds late at night, then i said "oh im starving lets go to the chippy" so we told the cab driver to go to KFC and then 5 minutes later we were at traffic lights and this guy came up the road with a packet of chips and i put my head out the window and said "hey, could we have a chip please" then he put the packet lower so we could reach, the lights turned green, i grabbed the whole packet and we drove off and he was left there with no chips looking shocked
When i was younger I went with my sister to a chorus rehersal at a church. They were pratcing for a competition. The room that everyone was singing in had a bathroom. In the middle of a song I flushed the toliette not thinking that it would be loud and when I came outside everyone was laughing and looking at me. So I just started laughing too.
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