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Vinny Valentine
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
That video is pretty famous among our WoW world.

I know, I played WoW fo a few months.

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DarkC
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Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Ken: Okay. So...we're going to tell a Halloween story, everyone. Gather round.

Vinny: Bkweeeu. Bkweeeu.

Mist: What the hell was that?

Vinny: Uh. That was thunder.

Ken: Riiiight. Go first, Mist.

Mist: Me? Oh, jeez. Okay. So there was a little, ah....goblin! And he often...looked arooound!

Ken: What the f**k?

Mist: And he did a little daaaaance!

Vinny: no expression

Mist: Yeah. That was terrible.

Barker: Gimme the flashlight! Gimme. Okay. So this goblin had an SUV. 250 horsepower with decked out rims, chrome stell. And it had Dodge Viper racing stripes, a DVD player, MP3 hookup, and tricked-out bass stereo speakers. Top dawg, biatches.

Vinny: My turn, my turn. So this goblin had three chicks. And they all had masks.

Ladyluck: One of the girls had a cat. It's name was...Kitty Kitty. The other girl had a puppy and it's name was Doggy. And the third girl was.....was......a republican!

(Everyone stares at her in disbelief)

BackFire: Blasphemy, Lea. Anyways. So there were all these porno magazines! Hustler and Playboy and Yaoi and Hentai! All in glosed up magazines and good to go! Videos as well! HD DVD's of bondage, lesbians, and -

Ken: I think we get the point.

BackFire: I'm not finished.

(Lana slaps him.)

BackFire: Jeez.

Ken: You guys suck! Here I go. So this big robot came and destroys everything!!!

(Silence)

Lana: Ken. That's your answer to everything. Last year a big robot came and destroyed the homes of three little kittens.

Ken: Every story needs action.

BackFire: And porno.

Ken: Maybe less of that.

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DanZeke25
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Ladyluck
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
Ken: Okay. So...we're going to tell a Halloween story, everyone. Gather round.

Vinny: Bkweeeu. Bkweeeu.

Mist: What the hell was that?

Vinny: Uh. That was thunder.

Ken: Riiiight. Go first, Mist.

Mist: Me? Oh, jeez. Okay. So there was a little, ah....goblin! And he often...looked arooound!

Ken:

Mist: And he did a little daaaaance!

Vinny:

Mist: Yeah. That was terrible.

Barker: Gimme the flashlight! Gimme. Okay. So this goblin had an SUV. 250 horsepower with decked out rims, chrome stell. And it had Dodge Viper racing stripes, a DVD player, MP3 hookup, and tricked-out bass stereo speakers. Top dawg, biatches.

Vinny: My turn, my turn. So this goblin had three chicks. And they all had masks.

Ladyluck: One of the girls had a cat. It's name was...Kitty Kitty. The other girl had a puppy and it's name was Doggy. And the third girl was.....was......a republican!

(Everyone stares at her in disbelief)

BackFire: Blasphemy, Lea. Anyways. So there were all these porno magazines! Hustler and Playboy and Yaoi and Hentai! All in glosed up magazines and good to go! Videos as well! HD DVD's of bondage, lesbians, and -

Ken: I think we get the point.

BackFire: I'm not finished.

(Lana slaps him.)

BackFire: Jeez.

Ken: You guys suck! Here I go. So this big robot came and destroys everything!!!

(Silence)

Lana: Ken. That's your answer to everything. Last year a big robot came and destroyed the homes of three little kittens.

Ken: Every story needs action.

BackFire: And porno.

Ken: Maybe less of that.

Jun 10th, 2006 08:24 PM

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DarkC
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I'll probably get killed for the porno bit. But it was worth it.

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Jun 10th, 2006 08:25 PM

Vinny Valentine
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David, you need to keep making these.

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Jun 10th, 2006 08:58 PM

DarkC
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Vinny: Hey Ken, looks like you have a new email.

Ken: Okay. Let's see what we have here.

"KenKenob====#%^&^h??>>>>Del11212rr\\}}"

Ken: What the hell?

Vinny: I see part of your name in there, but it looks like it's being eaten.

Ken: By some weird....Linux, or something. Wait a minute...

Vinny: Looks like one of those email viruses.

Ken: You mean like the ones mobs and casinos send you? Bah. I know just what to do with this!

(Opens up EdgarWare AntiVirus)

Ken: So, virus. Lemme introduce you to my main main Edgar.

("Welcome, KEN!"
Last scan was: 'NEVER' ago.)

Vinny: Teach 'em a lesson.

Ken: *hits Scan*

Vinny: (waiting)...ah, this should be good.

(You have: 430,205 viruses.)

Ken: WHAGH!

Vinny: Holy shit. Looks like it's going to infect KMC.

(Vinny's arm turns into a broken JPEG image)

Vinny: Shit! Do something about it! I don't want to get a mangina of sorts foisted on me.

Ken: Okay. Trying. *tries to delete*

(Error!)

Ken: What?! I said deleted!

(Error!)

Ken: Oh my God. What am I going to do?

(Flagrant System Error)
(Smaller text comes up)
Ken: (reading) "Computer over?" "Virus = very yes?"

Vinny: That doesn't sound like a very good prize!!

(Computer screen melts and drips onto Persian rug)

Ken: Jesus. And the Compy...just peed my carpet.

(Irene walks in)

Irene: Um, Ken, what's going on?

Ken: (noticing that Irene's legs are missing) GNAAGGH!!

Vinny: Um, that your legs are missing?

Irene: Have you been using the internet irresponsibly, Ken?

Ken: Ahhhh.....

Irene: Did you get a virus?

Ken: No.

Irene: Did you get four hundred thousand or so viruses?

Ken: Yes. Very yes. embarrasment

Irene: Well, do something about it! I hate floating in mid air!

(meanwhile)

Raz: What the - ?! Why is there "#1 nub" under my name? Where did my mod privileges go? KEN!!!!

...

Fire: WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO "Ice"?!

...

K.Diddy: Oh wow. I have mod privileges.

...

Ladyluck: My pictures! Where'd they go!? Ken!

...

DarkC: It's not letting me post. Jesus Christ, Ken. And I'm suddenly a 2006 member?!

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Jun 10th, 2006 10:58 PM

DanZeke25
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I would make one, but it would suck. I'm just going to stick to posting funny pics. I'm good at that. stick out tongue

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Jun 10th, 2006 11:00 PM

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
K.Diddy: Oh wow. I have mod privileges.

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Vinny Valentine
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Jun 10th, 2006 11:05 PM

Ladyluck
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Jun 10th, 2006 11:05 PM

DarkC
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I added this thread to favourites. happy

Morning Glory: "My post count is zero?!"

Bloigen: "Where did the OTF go?!"

Sanctuary: "Where did the " no expression

" smiley go?!"

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Jun 10th, 2006 11:07 PM

Vinny Valentine
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
I added this thread to favourites.

Morning Glory: "My post count is zero?!"

Bloigen: "Where did the OTF go?!"

Sanctuary: "Where did the "" smiley go?!"

Nice

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Jun 10th, 2006 11:07 PM

DanZeke25
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC

Sanctuary: "Where did the "" smiley go?!"

It died because

killed it.

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Jun 10th, 2006 11:08 PM

Bloigen
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
Bloigen: "Where did the OTF go?!"

Don't even joke about that. no expression

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Jun 10th, 2006 11:08 PM

Ladyluck
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Gender: Female
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
I added this thread to favourites.

Morning Glory: "My post count is zero?!"

Bloigen: "Where did the OTF go?!"

Sanctuary: "Where did the "" smiley go?!"

Jun 10th, 2006 11:08 PM

DarkC
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't even joke about that.

I would be in a state of misery if the OTF disappeared. stick out tongue

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Jun 10th, 2006 11:09 PM

Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine

Gender: Male
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
I would be in a state of misery if the OTF disappeared.

So Would I..

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Jun 10th, 2006 11:12 PM

Ladyluck
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Gender: Female
Location: Canada

quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
I would be in a state of misery if the OTF disappeared.

Me too

Jun 10th, 2006 11:13 PM

DarkC
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Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

I like to admire my own genius once in a while. happy

(Uruk-Hai chanting in unison)
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.

Vinny, David, Lea: Oh, God...not that stupid song again.

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