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DanZeke25
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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So Would I..

I wouldn't, but that's besided the point. stick out tongue

The opening scene of Saving Private Ryan is a reenactment of Chuck Norris playing dodgeball in the 2nd grade.

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DarkC
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[LOTR, Part 4.]

David: Oh, my God, what a crazy b*tch.
David: Oh.

Uruk-Hai: Oh my God! How the hell is it that you're so tiny and weigh a f*cking ton?

Lea: Oh, STFU n00b.
[Beheads.]

Lea: Oh shit. I just stepped into sinkhole.

David: Oh, SHIT! Fire, fire!

[Archers fire. David runs forward and hauls Lea out of the water, dripping.]

Lea: *slaps David* You f*cking retard! Why did you shoot when I was up there? You could have hit me!

David: Newsflash, Lea. You weren't in the line of fire! And we couldn't have hit you anyways.

Lea: We're aiming at their dicks, remember?

David: Oh yeah.

[David peeks under one's loincloth.]

David: Hell, there's not much to shoot at, anyways. Mine's bigger.

Lea: Stop bragging.

[Meanwhile.]

Vinny: Oh my God. [Staggering around dizzily with a arrow nocked on the string.]

Vinny: What the f - ?! [Accidentally steps on sheild.] WAGGGH!

[Vinny lets the arrow loose and somehow manages to shoot one in the groin.]

Vinny: Whooaahhah.....

[Vinny slips, landing heavily on a couple of Uruk-Hai and bringing them down. The shield flies up and impales another UH's groin.]

Uruk-Hai 1: Wow, look at that crazy dude on the shield.
Uruk-Hai 2: Holy shit. So accurate even when off balance.
Uruk-Hai 3: Such style too!
Uruk-Hai 4: I wish I was an elf. sad

[Meanwhile.]

Grima: [Watching through the Palantir.] Holy. What an elf, eh?
Saruman: Jesus Christ!!! Why aren't any of ours as skilled as that?

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Vinny Valentine
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Oh God, David you made this one of my favorite threads.

laughing

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Jun 12th, 2006 03:05 AM

Vinny Valentine
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Bump

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Regret
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Very Very nice DC

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Here's one from the Matrix

We appear in Neo's apartment. He is asleep at his computer, with headphones on. On his computer screen, we see he is running a search on a man named Morpheus. Suddenly on his computer screen appear the words 'Wake up, Neo.' He sits up, and stares at his computer screen

Neo : What?

On the computer, now appears 'The Matrix has you...'

Neo : What the hell?

On the computer, now appears 'Follow the white rabbit...'

Neo : Follow the white rabbit?

On the computer, now appears 'Yes, Follow the white rabbit...'

Neo : What white rabbit?

On the computer, now appears 'For the love of God, just follow the d*mn rabbit...'

Neo : The rabbit is still white, right?

On the computer, now appears 'Yes, follow the f*cking white rabbit...'

He presses the 'esc' key repeatedly, no effect. the computer comes up with one last message : 'Knock knock, you dumbsh*t.' There is a loud knock at his door, and he jumps. He stares at the door, and then back at his computer screen. it's now blank.

Choi and Neo talk for a bit, Neo gives Choi a disk, they talk some more, then...

Neo notices DuJour has a tattoo of a white rabbit on her shoulder, he ignores it, stupid dream anyway.

A voice from the computer speakers screams : You f*cking moron follow the f*cking white rabbit!

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DarkC
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LanceWindu: David! Pull your men out of there! Fall back to the keep!

David: Christ. *yelling back up* WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED, KEN!

LanceWindu: You WANT to get killed? OK. Fine by me. Gondor can have ME as their king!

David: Oh hell shit. Doesn't give me much of a choice. Let's go, you two.

Vinny: Ahoy hoy.

Lea: Okey Day.

David: What the f**k?

Vinny: Yeah, we'll stop.

David: Guys, save the weirdness for after.

(racing up Hornburg stairs)

Vinny: I wonder why it's called the Hornburg.

David: Maybe because someone had sex at the very top.

Lea: HAHAHAHA....no.

(ten seconds later)

Vinny: Ah, hahaha. Ah. No more steps. *panting furiously*

Lea: You're way out of shape.

Vinny: At least I don't have a temper problem, dwarf!

Lea: roll eyes (sarcastic)

David: Enough. Come on.

(races to the gate)

David: Not that way, Lea. This way.

(pushes Lea down side passage)

Lea:...are you trying to get me alone?

David: What the f**k?

Lea: Okay, okay. Just checking.

(Stepping outside)

Lea: Ahhh, shit. Toss me.

David: What?

Lea: I can't jump the f*cking distance! You'll have to toss me!

David: Are you sure? Remember last time I tossed you?

(flashback scene on the ancient stairway in Moria)

David: (reaches for Lea)

Lea: Whoa, ho. NOBODY tosses a lady.

(Lea jumps, and teeters on other edge. Vinny leaps forward and grabs her shirt by the neck and yanks her back to safety.)

Lea: Not my boobs!!

(Lea slaps Vinny violently.)

Vinny: What the f*ck? I just saved your life!

Lea: Yeah, but you tried to touch my boobs!

Vinny: What was I supposed to haul you back by? Your imaginary Dwarven beard? Sheesh, go figure!

(Flashback ends)

Lea: I got a good feeling about this one. Let's go.

David: (takes hold of the back of Lea's pants and tenses)

Lea: (slaps David)

David: You have a problem, Lea.

Lea: Toss me by the back of my shirt. Jeez. Perv.

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OMG

Jun 14th, 2006 11:35 PM

DarkC
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David: *attempts*

(Lea hits the side of the causeway with a loud smack and barely manages to hang on.)

Lea: *laboured breathing* F*CK you, David!

David: Well, you're heavy for a lady, okay?

Lea: A little help here?

David: Coming, coming.

(David leaps onto the causeway, pokes two Uruk-Hai in the eyes and kicks another one in the groin.)

Lea: *dripping sarcasm* I got all the time in the world, here, Dav -

(David hauls her up. Lea knees him bad temperedly.)

David: That's not cool, Lea.

[45 second scene of fighting.]

LanceWindu: (Appearing at door) Lea! David! Get out of there!

David and Lea: (dim-wittedly) Huh?

(LanceWindu boards up the door.)

David: Um, Lance? How are we, ah, supposed to get back in -

(Uruk-Hai seizes Lea and David from behind in a double headlock.)
Uruk-Hai: Wet willy....pretty dwarf lady.
(Gives Lea a wet willy.)

Lea: GWAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Lea stomps on the UH's foot and knees him in the groin so hard that the UH actually is knocked into the air two feet.)

David: That bad, huh?

Lea: It burns. *sniffling*

David: Really?

Lea: F*ck no.

(Vinny tosses rope down to David and Lea.)

Vinny: Hang on!

(David and Lea start ascending at a rapid pace.)

David: Gee, Vinny's pulling us up by himself? Must have worked out a bi -

(They ascend the wall to find five bear-like men of Rohan hauling on the ropes and Vinny combing his hair idly.)

David: Never mind. I take it back.

Mist: The castle is breached!

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Vinny Valentine
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DarkC
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(Vinny rushes into the forest hurriedly and unzips pants, starting to relieve himself on a bush with a contented sigh.)

(Five seconds later, Mist walks up right beside Vinny and starts peeing on the same bush.)

Vinny: What the f**k?

*looking around nervously* Uh, excuse me. Why - why are you peeing on the same bush as me?

Mist: Why shouldn't I?

Vinny: We're in a forest. You could have picked any tree or bush you wanted and yet you wanted to somehow piss on the same bush I was whizzing on.

Mist: Well, why are you peeing on this bush?

Vinny: Because I was here first? And when I came here, no one was around! Until you came by!

Mist: Oh! So you get to pee on this bush and no one else gets to? Huh? Huh? Is that what you're telling me?

Vinny: Well, I'm just -

Mist: Is this your bush?

Vinny: Wha -

Mist: You like, have a special bond with this bush or something?

Vinny: No, I -

Mist: Oh. Really? Well, with the way you're acting I thought that you were the f*cking King of the Forest!

Vinny: What the f**k?

Never mind.

(Both resume peeing in silence.)

Mist: Nice pubes.

Vinny: blink

Thanks?

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DarkC
(Vinny rushes into the forest hurriedly and unzips pants, starting to relieve himself on a bush with a contented sigh.)

(Five seconds later, Mist walks up right beside Vinny and starts peeing on the same bush.)

Vinny: *looking around nervously* Uh, excuse me. Why - why are you peeing on the same bush as me?

Mist: Why shouldn't I?

Vinny: We're in a forest. You could have picked any tree or bush you wanted and yet you wanted to somehow piss on the same bush I was whizzing on.

Mist: Well, why are you peeing on this bush?

Vinny: Because I was here first? And when I came here, no one was around! Until you came by!

Mist: Oh! So you get to pee on this bush and no one else gets to? Huh? Huh? Is that what you're telling me?

Vinny: Well, I'm just -

Mist: Is this your bush?

Vinny: Wha -

Mist: You like, have a special bond with this bush or something?

Vinny: No, I -

Mist: Oh. Really? Well, with the way you're acting I thought that you were the f*cking King of the Forest!

Vinny: Never mind.

(Both resume peeing in silence.)

Mist: Nice pubes.

Vinny: Thanks?