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GregminiMalak
Dark Jedi master
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: United States
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If U were a jedi....
If u were a jedi wat would u do wat who would u kill would u be dark or light
If i was a jedi i would be dark and i would kill all of the council and make my own then i would steal lukes gurl and have kids and bring them up evil
lol thast the best story
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Through Passion I gain Strength,
Through Strength I gain Power,
Through Power I gain Victory,
Through Victory my chains are broken,
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May 1st, 2005 12:44 AM |
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maddani
headless
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: right there->
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youd be a headless jedi 
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its beef lady 50 pounds of beef
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May 1st, 2005 12:53 AM |
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GregminiMalak
Dark Jedi master
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: United States
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Lmao
at least i got some lovin with lukes gurl before u choped my head off 
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Peace is a lie, there is only Passion,
Through Passion I gain Strength,
Through Strength I gain Power,
Through Power I gain Victory,
Through Victory my chains are broken,
The Force shall free me.
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May 1st, 2005 12:54 AM |
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Ordo
Enforcer of the Republic
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Kamino Boot Camp
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???
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May 1st, 2005 01:17 AM |
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GregminiMalak
Dark Jedi master
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: United States
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lol i said if i were a jedi i would take lukes gurl
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Peace is a lie, there is only Passion,
Through Passion I gain Strength,
Through Strength I gain Power,
Through Power I gain Victory,
Through Victory my chains are broken,
The Force shall free me.
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May 1st, 2005 01:20 AM |
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Darth_Glentract
The Truest Sith Lord
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Korriban
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you do no that Carrie Fisher is like 50 years old now.
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May 1st, 2005 01:58 AM |
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GregminiMalak
Dark Jedi master
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: United States
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LOL i ment in the movie(im talking in the future lol if he had a wife in the mvie)
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Peace is a lie, there is only Passion,
Through Passion I gain Strength,
Through Strength I gain Power,
Through Power I gain Victory,
Through Victory my chains are broken,
The Force shall free me.
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May 1st, 2005 02:02 AM |
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Stealth
Ranger
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Prancing Pony
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If I was a jedi I would try to learn all the forms of the lightsaber and defeat any who oppose me... without killing of course...
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May 1st, 2005 02:06 AM |
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Darth_Glentract
The Truest Sith Lord
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Korriban
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same here, after I learned to live forever.
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May 1st, 2005 02:07 AM |
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Stealth
Ranger
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Prancing Pony
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Of course... Batteries not included...
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May 1st, 2005 02:10 AM |
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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If I were a Jedi Knight, I'd be lecturing my padawan until he had a complex and hated me in his youth as I am entering old age.
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May 1st, 2005 03:00 AM |
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Stealth
Ranger
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Prancing Pony
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Senile old man...
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May 1st, 2005 03:02 AM |
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Kraken
Wraith
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Every Shadow
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If i were a jedi i'll teach my padawan how to type correctly and spell.
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May 1st, 2005 03:58 AM |
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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That's a given though...
I'd teach my padawan how to be a Jedi Pimp and use the force to have sex with as many women as possible.
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May 1st, 2005 04:17 AM |
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Stealth
Ranger
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Prancing Pony
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Whoa, Whoa... that's already been done... Remember Clinton...
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May 1st, 2005 05:25 AM |
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GregminiMalak
Dark Jedi master
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: United States
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LOL Jedi clinton and his padawan Bush 
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Peace is a lie, there is only Passion,
Through Passion I gain Strength,
Through Strength I gain Power,
Through Power I gain Victory,
Through Victory my chains are broken,
The Force shall free me.
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May 1st, 2005 02:53 PM |
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Lord. Kadaj
Shinigami
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Upper Hell: the Incontinent
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Hahahahahaha nice one man, if i was a jedi i would try to take over the universe and take Mara Jade as my queen.
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May 2nd, 2005 07:47 AM |
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Naga Sadow
Senior Member
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Hell
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if i were jedi, i would kill all those who worship the god damn prohpecy, and anakin, luke, sidious too.
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May 2nd, 2005 12:28 PM |
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GregminiMalak
Dark Jedi master
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: United States
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lol well im dark so i woould torture anakin and torture sideous i rather watch them cry heheh im evil
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Peace is a lie, there is only Passion,
Through Passion I gain Strength,
Through Strength I gain Power,
Through Power I gain Victory,
Through Victory my chains are broken,
The Force shall free me.
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May 2nd, 2005 08:24 PM |
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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You'r a dark jedi Master? What the hell? They pass those titles out in Cracker Jack boxes now?
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