KidRock
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How to make a women happy..
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. to never forget
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
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Mar 24th, 2005 11:20 PM
Deano
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Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
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"How about this? Shut your mouth...Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you."
Mar 24th, 2005 11:21 PM
BeachBunny
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....this is sooo good! (please log in to view the image)
Mar 24th, 2005 11:23 PM
Demarthl
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or slit her throat then she cant complain
Mar 24th, 2005 11:24 PM
dave123
Funny Boy
Gender: Female Location: Cactusland?
is that ALL i've gotta do? I could juggle 20 women, no worries
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Mar 24th, 2005 11:24 PM
Kharhmah
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Gender: Unspecified Location: asleep.
Re: How to make a women happy..
quote: (post ) Originally posted by KidRock
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
6. a master (not all the time)
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
17. a pest exterminator (very important)
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO
44. give her compliments regularly
46. be honest
47. have a bit of cash
48. not stress her out too much
49. not look at other girls (very important)
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her space
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. to never forget
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
As you can see, I've made some alterations.
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and now I die..
Mar 24th, 2005 11:32 PM
Alpha Centauri
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Ground Zero.
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The list on "How to make a woman feel ok" is alot shorter and works just as well .
-AC
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Mar 24th, 2005 11:32 PM
BeachBunny
Creme De la Creme
Gender: Female Location:
Re: Re: How to make a women happy..
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kharhmah
As you can see, I've made some alterations.
Good work Kharhmah!
Mar 24th, 2005 11:39 PM
Demarthl
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they expect to much, you want it, get it yourself
Mar 24th, 2005 11:40 PM
BlackC@
Confront the darkness
Gender: Unspecified Location:
I posted the exact same thread a few months ago, the joke and everything.
Mar 24th, 2005 11:41 PM
Deano
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: UNITED KINGDOM
women ay
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Mar 24th, 2005 11:42 PM
BeachBunny
Creme De la Creme
Gender: Female Location:
Oh c'mon ...we are asking not much ... aren't we?
Mar 24th, 2005 11:42 PM
Demarthl
Senior Member
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the list for the woman runs off my screen, tha mans isnt even 1% of my screen women ask too much
Mar 24th, 2005 11:43 PM
dave123
Funny Boy
Gender: Female Location: Cactusland?
It's a joke, dammit
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Mar 24th, 2005 11:44 PM
Kharhmah
...
Gender: Unspecified Location: asleep.
All were asking for, are men that have fantastic personalities and that will care enough about us to look after us.
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and now I die..
Mar 24th, 2005 11:46 PM
smoker4
Me name be Leon
Gender: Male Location: Ol'Blighty in the north
women(please log in to view the image)
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F**k you Loggins
Mar 25th, 2005 12:06 AM
Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BlackC@t
I posted the exact same thread a few months ago, the joke and everything.
You're my hero.
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Mar 25th, 2005 02:41 AM
Demarthl
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do we set something on fire now?
Mar 25th, 2005 02:57 AM
vaya_the_elf
You know you love elves
Gender: Female Location: In the forest where I belong
Woman care a lot. Which not always a bad thing.
Men don't care very much. They only seem to really want one thing from woman.
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Mar 25th, 2005 03:04 AM
Demarthl
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big boobs tight ass, beer from the fridge and sex, thats four by my count
Mar 25th, 2005 03:09 AM
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