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How would you kill Maynard!
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§P0oONY
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 How would you kill Maynard!

... Meh....

It seemed like a good time to make a killing thread about him....

If you don't like it.......












"Screw you guys I'm going home"


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Icicle stab to the side of the head, the evidence would melt away, I would then roll his body into a length of chain link fence. I'd haul the body and fence out to the middle of the nearest lake, the fence would weigh him down and also it would hold his body intact and keep large chunks of his decomposed body from floating to the surface, thus giving away where he is.


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Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Icicle stab to the side of the head, the evidence would melt away, I would then roll his body into a length of chain link fence. I'd haul the body and fence out to the middle of the nearest lake, the fence would weigh him down and also it would hold his body intact and keep large chunks of his decomposed body from floating to the surface, thus giving away where he is.


I'm really starting to worry about you and your homicidal thoughts... I fear you have been thinking about murder for too long


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AWP round to the balls and throw him to the velociraptors.


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Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm really starting to worry about you and your homicidal thoughts... I fear you have been thinking about murder for too long


stick out tongue

I got the icile part from Irene months ago, there was a perfect murder thread, she came up with it.

The chainlink fence part was from some documentary on Discovery Channel.


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stick out tongue

I got the icile part from Irene months ago, there was a perfect murder thread, she came up with it.

The chainlink fence part was from some documentary on Discovery Channel.


laughing out loud...

Maybe not then


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AWP round to the balls and throw him to the velociraptors.


Use your imagination. stick out tongue

Shoot him in the balls then throw him to teeny bopper girls, they'll have his flesh torn from his body in no time.


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I would probably lock him in a cage with one of these crazy-ass mothaf'kers! evil face
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id rip off his balls while his having sex with his gf no expression
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Originally posted by a1hsauce
id rip off his balls while his having sex with his gf no expression


EVIL!




I'd put him next to the guy from family guy.... who likes Chris' muscular arms


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EVIL!




I'd put him next to the guy from family guy.... who likes Chris' muscular arms


"Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings."

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Lol... I love that guy


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*On the answering machine*

"Just wonderin' where the paperboy is."

"Yeah, still waiting."

"Anybody seen the paperboy around?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Alright you little punk, I know where you live."

"I sure miss the paperboy."


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*On the answering machine*

"Just wonderin' where the paperboy is."

"Yeah, still waiting."

"Anybody seen the paperboy around?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Alright you little punk, I know where you live."

"I sure miss the paperboy."

laughing that pedeaphile guy is soo funny haha love taht character

"hey there lil buddy..what you doin?
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I love the paedophiles' cameo appearance in the episode with the nudists


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Originally posted by §P0oONY
... Meh....

It seemed like a good time to make a killing thread about him....

If you don't like it.......












"Screw you guys I'm going home"


Snoo Snoo...


works everytime ..no expression


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well...i would....WAIT....


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Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Snoo Snoo...


works everytime ..no expression
laughing i could use a good snoo snoo from 1000 amazonian women


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since Maynard is god I would say I don't believe in him.


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