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Nuke Nixon
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Think of it this way, sex is a lot of work and half the time it just ends with a AHHHHH blurp. The end.

Every time. If you're not getting any you're not really missing anything.

You can blurp yourself. And then eat what you want while watching what you want.

Sex is a like a potential nuclear meltdown, not great not terrible.

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mhm.

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rudester
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Sure. I do not know I've had great sex but I would rather have it with someone I like.

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I've had some great sex in my time. My indicator is the lady's responses. If she looks and sounds like she's having a good time, I'm doing good. laughing out loud

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Nuke Nixon
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The only problem with that is they are very good at faking it.

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The only problem with that is they are very good at faking it.

Yeah, some do, but there are things they can't fake.

If her pussy is literally throbbing uncontrollably, you made her cum. laughing out loud

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rudester
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Girls can experience orgasm four times twenty in a single session. So highly unlikely that they were pleased just once.

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Nuke Nixon
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Fortunate we have some experts on the subject to enlighten us, I've only been with 2 females so I will avail myself of this knowledge.

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rudester
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Fortune favours the modest

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Fortunate we have some experts on the subject to enlighten us, I've only been with 2 females so I will avail myself of this knowledge.

I had no idea. If you get the chance, I'd recommend sucking her clitoris as hard as you can.

That usually does the trick. laughing out loud

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Nuke Nixon
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I don't know much but I know that's not how it works.

Besides, I'm into transgirls now and they're super easy to figure out.

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rudester
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Eddie Murphy is hilarious

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Nuke Nixon
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He used to be one of the funniest dudes in the game, now not so much.

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I don't know much but I know that's not how it works.

Besides, I'm into transgirls now and they're super easy to figure out.

Oh, I'm not into trannies, but in my experience, sucking the clit is a good method. erm

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Nuke Nixon
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A clit is just an unfinished cock, you know that right?

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A clit is just an unfinished cock, you know that right?

The ladies like it being sucked. stick out tongue

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A clit is just an unfinished cock, you know that right?

But it tastes nice.

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Nuke Nixon
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Tastes the same. The liquid on the other hand tastes very different, I suppose that varies from person to person.

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The liquid comes from the vag and tastes sweet. "idk but I've been told..... Esikimo is mighty cold. Feels good. Is good. Real good. Mighty good. Good for you. Good for me. Idk but I've been told....

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