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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

Gender: Male
Location: Oregon

Hey, I'm almost 20. Thats older than most here.

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Jun 7th, 2004 12:50 AM

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Rogue Jedi
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do you get the joke now, myth?

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Jun 7th, 2004 12:51 AM

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Ronny
Love is Blindness

Gender: Female
Location: California

yea

your older that me
still

escalator
not elevator
when the power goes out and escalator is just like a set of stairs

understand now

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Jun 7th, 2004 12:53 AM

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Myth
Give me your babies!!!

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Location: Oregon

quote:
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ok..she was on the escalator. the power went out. when the power went out, she just stood there, instead of WALKING up the NON MOVING STEPS.

So is she still there?

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Ronny
Love is Blindness

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lol

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Jun 7th, 2004 12:53 AM

Rogue Jedi
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*sighs and shakes head*

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Jun 7th, 2004 12:53 AM

Ronny
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Location: California

its extreamly cute how stupid he is being

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Jun 7th, 2004 12:57 AM

Myth
Give me your babies!!!

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Location: Oregon

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Jun 7th, 2004 12:58 AM

Ronny
Love is Blindness

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Location: California

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Jun 7th, 2004 01:00 AM

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i got a good joke.

fartimer.com

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Jun 7th, 2004 01:03 AM

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Rogue Jedi
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why did the chicken cross the road?

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Jun 7th, 2004 01:09 AM

Ronny
Love is Blindness

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to get to your moms house

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Jun 7th, 2004 01:10 AM

Myth
Give me your babies!!!

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Location: Oregon

On Mother's Day. yes

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Jun 7th, 2004 01:46 AM

Rogue Jedi
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actually, the chicken crossed the road to pick up her dry cleaning.

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Jun 7th, 2004 01:47 AM

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What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded

What kind of bees give the most milk?
boo bees

"Daddy,what are those two dogs doing?"
"Uh.......ones sick and the other ones pushing him to the hospital."

What do you call an italian who marries a black?
A social climber.

Why do italians wear hats?
So they know which end to wipe.

Did you hear about the Italian who cleaned out his ear and his head cave in?

Why do Mexicans eat beans everyday?
So they can take a bubblebath at night.

Why arent there any swimmingpools in Mexico?
Because all the Mexicans who cans swim are over here.

What do you call guy with a toe growing here(point to knee)?
TONY

What is the ultimate rejection?
When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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Jun 7th, 2004 03:21 AM

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moonwalker741
1039-Smoothed

Gender: Male
Location: Joyzee! (NJ)

ok so theres a straight guy and a gay guy riding in a car,

they get to a red lite, and the gay guy wuz like
"in 5 seconds the light will turn green" 5 secs later it turns green
"WOAH! how did u no that?" the straight guy sed
"Gay ppl no everything!" the gay guy sed

so they keep riding and they get to another red light
"in 15 seconds the lite will turn green" the gay guy sed
15 secs pass and it turns green
"HOLY SH!T, how did u do that again?!?!" the straight guy sed
"Well again gay ppl no everything" the gay guy sed

so they go to a mall and ther walking, and walking and they go up those eletric stair things?...that go up by themselves??

...wut r they agen.....???

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