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yerssot
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you're too young shifty

knickers: underwear

Sep 17th, 2004 11:05 PM

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Evy_O
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noooo, I wanna know what it is

not too young

thx

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Sep 18th, 2004 12:34 AM

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brilliant list, very funny

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Sep 18th, 2004 01:16 AM

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Reborn Again
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quote:
6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean.

I believe 009 was a woman in NSNA? I think that's what he means.

Sep 18th, 2004 03:02 AM

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Clovie

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quote:
Originally posted by yerssot
Top Ten Rejected James Bond Gadgets

(...)

(from a site)

rejected means they actually considered using them? blink

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Sep 18th, 2004 10:41 AM

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I hope not clov...

ow, does evy need to let a little burp too? stick out tongue

Sep 18th, 2004 11:10 AM

Clovie

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it wouldn't be totally strange, according to the things thay already used messed

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Sep 18th, 2004 11:28 AM

Evy_O
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quote:
Originally posted by Reborn Again
I believe 009 was a woman in NSNA? I think that's what he means.

oh! I get it! thx happy

quote:
Originally posted by yerssot
ow, does evy need to let a little burp too?

burping is impolite stick out tongue

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Sep 18th, 2004 12:34 PM

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ok i hve one, is sorta offensive fr chrsistians (I am one) but c'mon... it doesnt make it least funny (sorry if ny1 feels offended)

JAMES BOND'S HEAVENLY MISSION

M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.

The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking." M asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn't.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. "Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M. Again the answer is no.

M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

"Hello, Mary speaking�"

LOL

Sep 18th, 2004 04:33 PM

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yerssot
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hehe, lasers huh wink

but seeing you're such a little kid, evy ... stick out tongue

Sep 18th, 2004 04:34 PM

Cepheus
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hehehe.... how old is she??

Sep 18th, 2004 05:49 PM

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clovs no replies?? Im hurt! stick out tongue

Sep 18th, 2004 05:49 PM

Evy_O
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any more jokes bout bond? happy

quote:
Originally posted by yerssot
but seeing you're such a little kid, evy ...

I'm a posh lil kid who doesn't burp stick out tongue

quote:
Originally posted by A4E
hehehe.... how old is she??

I'm 17

just according to some, I guess that makes me still a kid wink

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Sep 18th, 2004 09:43 PM

Clovie

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quote:
Originally posted by A4E
clovs no replies?? Im hurt!

what have i done?

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Sep 18th, 2004 10:45 PM

yerssot
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quote:
Originally posted by Evy_O
I'm a posh lil kid who doesn't burp

only when your nanny holds you aboard of your luxuary yacht? stick out tongue

I can't find any jokes sad

Sep 18th, 2004 11:59 PM

Reborn Again
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quote:
Originally posted by Evy_O
oh! I get it! thx

burping is impolite

And farting spells:

r
e
l
i
e
f

sick

Don't...
light...
a...
match...

Sep 19th, 2004 01:09 AM

yerssot
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it's not tradition here stick out tongue

Sep 19th, 2004 06:49 PM

Evy_O
don't let go

Gender: Female
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quote:
Originally posted by yerssot
only when your nanny holds you aboard of your luxuary yacht?

I don't need a nanny, I'm not a baby stick out tongue

quote:
Originally posted by Reborn Again
And farting spells:

r
e
l
i
e
f

Don't...
light...
a...
match...

I don't get it confused

don't light a match?

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seeing you it kills me now
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Sep 19th, 2004 07:59 PM

yerssot
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but you're a toddler at least stick out tongue

Sep 19th, 2004 08:01 PM

Evy_O
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whatever you say grandpa stick out tongue

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Sep 19th, 2004 08:31 PM

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