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The more you study, the more you learn. The more you learn the more you know. The more you know the more you forget, the less you know.
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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My friends are the kinda people that if someone says something way inappropriate its normal in our conversation.
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because everybody said I couldn't.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:18 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Why did the squirrel sleep on its stomach? To keep its nuts warm!!
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:18 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned in life: it goes on.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:18 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Boredom makes me do stupid things.
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Mar 24th, 2019 09:19 PM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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So glad Veep is back
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:31 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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interviewer: your application lists "standing up to authority" as a strength, give me an example
me: **** off
interviewer: oh you're good
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:33 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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speak softly and carry a big stick. Just in case you meet a giant dog
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:33 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Location: Beyond the Wheel |
[watching porn in hell] not bad
[the guy starts to cum and it's bees] oh that's right
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:34 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Location: Beyond the Wheel |
Looking at an Airbnb listing that says "the house is not haunted," which means it was 100% written by a ghost
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:34 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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technically a bed is a ravioli
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:35 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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coworkers still haven’t noticed i put salt instead of sugar in my coffee
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:35 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Location: Beyond the Wheel |
Me: SWALLOW, SWALLOW
Them: You're making the drinking of this milkshake really uncomfortable
Me: SWALLOOOOOOOOOOOW
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:35 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Location: Beyond the Wheel |
So here is a real thing that happened this weekend at the morgue: we received 3 skeletons in a FedEx box with several powders, some statuary and a magnetic stone inlaid into an amulet all of which were on their way to Florida to be used in a voodoo ritual.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:36 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Beyond the Wheel |
young man, there are rats all around
I said young man, get those rats out of town
I said young man, in the river they’ll drown
there’s no need to pay you money
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:36 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Beyond the Wheel |
The best way to make sure your brand is still relevant is to make a fake product that no one can actually buy and post about it on the same day as every other brand in the world
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:37 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
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Location: Beyond the Wheel |
Is there a bigger lie the populous so readily believed than "Fun size"
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Apr 3rd, 2019 02:37 AM |
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BadMojoScootr
Rusty Cage
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Beyond the Wheel |
I’ll tell you one thing I’ve learnt: Department store make up assistants do not like it when you climb up on the stool and ask for a tiger.
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