*Doctor Doom walks in the bar with two Doombots, shoving The Vulture away from his way as he moves forward. He sats on one of the chair in front of the bar table.*
"You. Lower being. Give DOOM an BEER. So says DOOM. The ULTIMATE Ruler of LATVERIA."
"NEVER! YOU DARE TO ORDER THE UNMATCHABLE DOOM TO DO SOMETHING AGAINST HIS WILL! AFTER DOOM IS DONE WITH YOU, EVERY MORTAL CELL IN YOUR PATHETIC BODY WILL PRAY FOR DEATH! BUT THEY CAN CONTINUE PRAYING, BECAUSE DOOM..."
*Looks at the rules of the bar*
"Murble...fine. DOOMBOT, DOOM orders you to stop, uh, biting the...just stop. God, can you just...I MEAN, MORTAL, GIVE DOOM HIS DRINK OR YOU SHALL PERISH!"
"actually, when i entered the bar my onboard computers read and stored the rules"
"i believe you owe the disgusting mutie an apology!"
*walks over to Doom*
"Nice armour"#
*stiffles laughter while looking at Doom's cape*
"Can you do this?"
*magnetises the Doombots and they come rushing in and stick to either side of Doom ...... points and laughs*
"hahahaha..... who ordered the sandwich ala Doom?"
Disgusting Mutie???!!! OHHHHH!!! Boy its on now Stark, how bout you take that armor off so I can show you what a dirty mutie can do! You heartless fiend (get it)!?
AHHHH!!! I want to whoop your ass so bad, but sadly I must go back to the mansion, Professor X killed another political leader, again!!!! I'll be back in a few hours.
"ooooooooohhhhh..... the little hairbag's getting upset!"
"you wanna call your mommy and get her to make it all better?"
*offers Wolverine a phone*
"she's on speedial number 6...just behind Domino's pizza..... and while you're at it tell her to move out of my halfway house..... your sister too.... i want your momma and your sister out my house and on the street within the hour!"
*activates shields.... just in case....*
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Doom is crushed between the two doombots. He has no change of surviving alive...waitasecond, then who is the Doom that walks out from the bathroom?!
"HA! Meddlesome IDIOT! It was only an DOOMBOT! Do you REALLY think that DOOM would be so STUPID that he would FALL in that kind of TRAP! No you shall feel the wrath of DOOM..."
*Doom walks at the pool table*
"As DOOM beats your sorry BEHIND in a game of POOL!"
*Doom takes the pool stick and hits Iron Man in the head with it*
"Sentry sees Doom and Iron Man arguing like little girls over a pool stick. He then thinks to himself, If I didn't have any real superpowers like those two idiots, I'd probably be one of those idiots who creates an all powerful suit of armor so that I can keep up with the likes of Thor, Hulk, Captain America, and be over their arguing along with the both of them."
"Sentry sighs"
I'm hungry... Hey! Mutie! Get me some grub along with my Rum & Coke.
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