Smodden
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Oh, I shouldn't find this funny...
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Aug 29th, 2005 01:11 PM
Les yeux clos
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by b-dan
i know this thread lacks intellegence but what would happen if he was??
Aragorn would not try to eat Arwen's face at the coronation
Aug 29th, 2005 01:23 PM
NunYahBidness
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fianna
Aragorn would not try to eat Arwen's face at the coronation Actually the whole time he was doing that, he was eyeing Elrond. Did you not see Legolas sigh unhappily when Aragorn did that?
Aug 29th, 2005 11:01 PM
Coldfire
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Aug 30th, 2005 03:52 AM
Mandos
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If Legolas was gay, he would have attracted the attention of Aragorn, who is also gay. That would have led to Arwen the choice of being lesbian and having afffairs with Galadriel, also lesbian. The great Sauron the gay would be jealous of Aragorn and Legolas so he would send is gay army of gay orcs to put gayish stuff everywhere. Then gay Frodo and homosexual Sam would lost the ring (too deep into Frodo's *** and when he would fart, the ring would have gone in the gay mountain and who would spit gay lava. It would have saved some life in the end
Aug 30th, 2005 08:19 PM
Flying High
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so everything would still be good
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Aug 30th, 2005 10:05 PM
Mandos
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Indeed.
Aug 31st, 2005 02:34 PM
Coldfire
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mandos
If Legolas was gay, he would have attracted the attention of Aragorn, who is also gay. That would have led to Arwen the choice of being lesbian and having afffairs with Galadriel, also lesbian. The great Sauron the gay would be jealous of Aragorn and Legolas so he would send is gay army of gay orcs to put gayish stuff everywhere. Then gay Frodo and homosexual Sam would lost the ring (too deep into Frodo's *** and when he would fart, the ring would have gone in the gay mountain and who would spit gay lava. It would have saved some life in the end
And a happy ending for all
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Sep 1st, 2005 04:27 AM
DarthLazious
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He was not gay.
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Sep 1st, 2005 10:19 PM
LittleGilraen
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it'd be cool if he was though.....i always knew he was...
Sep 2nd, 2005 03:36 AM
Dreamroom
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jajajaja......legolas? but he is very sexy.....I love his face in kingdom of heaven.....but.....all is posible!
Sep 2nd, 2005 03:38 AM
Coldfire
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by LittleGilraen
it'd be cool if he was though.....i always knew he was...
Lol yeah he kinda looked it
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Sep 2nd, 2005 05:15 AM
Murray
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Gender: Female Location: Lacrosse field
IF
he was gay, and that's a big IF, he'd probably try to get it on with Aragorn.
However, even an elf with blonde hair who kickes ass THAT well and quick can't be gay.
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Sep 3rd, 2005 03:45 PM
The Inkeeper
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Then im sure the fellowship and middle earth would still have accepted him for the handy, trustworthy and good in battle elf he is.
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Sep 4th, 2005 05:36 PM
Fëanor
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Yes they would as a matter of fact...as they're not so weirded out by such things. Hell, if you've got orcs, and hobbits and such...what's one gay elf?
Sep 5th, 2005 03:50 AM
~*~pinkypie~*~
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well, i wudnt av cared coz he CANT ACT well in LOTR hes ok and POTC but everything else, nuh ah
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Sep 5th, 2005 09:02 AM
LittleGilraen
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Gender: Female Location: In Suburbia
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fëanor
Yes they would as a matter of fact...as they're not so weirded out by such things. Hell, if you've got orcs, and hobbits and such...what's one gay elf?
exactly. one gay elf would be no weirder than anything else in middle-earth.
Sep 6th, 2005 09:30 PM
Japanese_wolf52
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i dont think he is
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Sep 6th, 2005 10:01 PM
Coldfire
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fëanor
Yes they would as a matter of fact...as they're not so weirded out by such things. Hell, if you've got orcs, and hobbits and such...what's one gay elf?
lol good point Middle Earth is pretty strange lol
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Sep 7th, 2005 03:56 AM
golem370
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Gender: Male Location: United States
What if Eowyn & Arwen & Galadriel were lesbian lol
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