Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
im a jealous bich!
I won, you lost, I'm better!
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Apr 28th, 2006 11:12 PM
Naz
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im moving to sweeden
Apr 28th, 2006 11:12 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Yeah, me too.
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Apr 28th, 2006 11:13 PM
Naz
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sweeden rocks
Apr 28th, 2006 11:15 PM
Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? Didn't read it, but everyone seems to laugh at it so
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Apr 28th, 2006 11:17 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
sweeden rocks
Yeah, seriously! The chicks there are soooooooooooooo sexilicious. Sweeden is way better than America, except for California.
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Apr 28th, 2006 11:17 PM
Naz
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and everything is freeee
no, not like that
Apr 28th, 2006 11:18 PM
BlackSunshine
Do what you want to do
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Re: The funniest thing happened at work today....
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree?
well when you told me i snickered but i read it and thought about it...now I cant stop laughing!!!
Apr 29th, 2006 12:21 AM
k00L kiD
life is a dream
Gender: Male Location: your girls crib
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree?
Apr 29th, 2006 12:31 AM
Impediment
Endless
Gender: Male Location: The Dreaming
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The funny thing is, none of us guards would have guessed in a hundred years that these two were gay inmates. They usually act all like a hard "G" who was "banging in the streets. They seemed completely hetero to me. Goes to show, I guess. You can be turned while on the inside to play for the other team. This isnt the first time I've seen shit like this happen.
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Apr 29th, 2006 08:14 AM
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Apr 29th, 2006 08:18 AM
Jmanghan
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Re: The funniest thing happened at work today....
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? Lowkey adorable but abusive relationship.
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