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|King Joker|
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Too slow and painful. Bleach has a risk of not working (parents will find out).

Slitting wrists is the most feasible; I actually have a razor blade sitting 12 inches away from me right now. It takes too long as well too, and very painful.

My household doesn't have alcohol.

I'm thinking of chlorine gas poisoning mixing bleach and windex; but that's not even likely to work unless it's in a closed environment.

A cyanide pill would be a blessing right now; but it's illegal. I could try to sneak into my chem lab's stock room, but there's no guarantee it'll be there. I should start stocking up on apple seeds and cherry pits.

Turn the car on in a closed garage.

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Honestly, I fantasize dying just like Dooku or Vizsla did. Decapitation is surely one of the fastest and painless ways to go; not to mention the honor in accepting your inferiority to another.

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Turn the car on in a closed garage.

Parents will question what I'm doing and it takes a few minutes to work. My "human" instinct will override whatever thoughts I'm having.

I do live near a ghetto though, so maybe I can go there and piss off a gangster. But even that isn't guaranteed. The bullet has to go through the brainstem or you just become a vegetable.

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Are you into BDSM, Kurk?

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Are you into BDSM, Kurk?

Very much actually; but I think that's a consequence behavior of me being an autist.

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Too slow and painful. Bleach has a risk of not working (parents will find out).

Slitting wrists is the most feasible; I actually have a razor blade sitting 12 inches away from me right now. It takes too long as well too, and very painful.

My household doesn't have alcohol.

I'm thinking of chlorine gas poisoning mixing bleach and windex; but that's not even likely to work unless it's in a closed environment.

A cyanide pill would be a blessing right now; but it's illegal. I could try to sneak into my chem lab's stock room, but there's no guarantee it'll be there. I should start stocking up on apple seeds and cherry pits.

/shrug

Lmao get gang banged to death. Least you'll go out like you lived, on your knees wink

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**** it. I have time.

I'll go out like Marvin Heemeyer

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Think you can take a dick?

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You're bumming me out to no end Kurk. When you're in college just be active and involved, meet some people! If you're not working out now, you should try to since school gyms are usually free with tuition. I get that it can be hard when you're introverted, and you probably won't be friends with everybody, but even finding a few people you can be close with is worth it. The social skills necessary to be a dentist are stuff you can pick up if you try.

Also you should really test out the curriculum before dismissing it "cuz IQ 2low". You can try to dual major your freshman year just to see which set of courses suit you more, though that will be a killer amount of coursework. Talking to academic advisers might help too.

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why is fated suggesting suicide methods? cringe, the guy almost killed himself and was depressed 24/7 some years ago lmao.

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Think you can take a dick?

I'm not gay, so no.

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You're bumming me out to no end Kurk. When you're in college just be active and involved, meet some people! If you're not working out now, you should try to since school gyms are usually free with tuition. I get that it can be hard when you're introverted, and you probably won't be friends with everybody, but even finding a few people you can be close with is worth it. The social skills necessary to be a dentist are stuff you can pick up if you try.

Also you should really test out the curriculum before dismissing it "cuz IQ 2low". You can try to dual major your freshman year just to see which set of courses suit you more, though that will be a killer amount of coursework. Talking to academic advisers might help too.

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why is fated suggesting suicide methods? cringe, the guy almost killed himself and was depressed 24/7 some years ago lmao.

Everyone on these forums is grotesqued in their own way.

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why is fated suggesting suicide methods? cringe, the guy almost killed himself and was depressed 24/7 some years ago lmao.

He asked for suicide methods, I provided some.

Tho most of em were references to House of Cards. The cutting the wrists part.

Drinking pain killers is a reference to american horror story and drinking bleach is a reference to a later season of AHS.

Even joker referenced HOC by telling kurk to turn on his car in the garage.

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ok all the times i told ppl to kill themselves was just references to movies lol same goes for the zoofilia, that was also references that you all were just too dumb to understand

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lmao

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ok all the times i told ppl to kill themselves was just references to movies lol same goes for the zoofilia, that was also references that you all were just too dumb to understand

Oh noes. #exposed.

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