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Bwa Ha Ha
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LOL That part was PRICELESS! Did you get the DVD?
South: Oh come on, Wash…what are you gonna do, shoo–
(Washington shoots her in the head)
Washington: Yes…good suggestion.
Delta: You're welcome.
Church: Dude, you guys are some cold motherf***ers.
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Which season is that?
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Bwa Ha Ha
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We were speaking of RECON..... And TRYING not to give spoilers out.
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I see. ........it sounded like something out of RedvsBlue.
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Dec 14th, 2008 10:40 PM |
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It was, just the series following Blood Gulch.
I didnt get the Recon dvd, but for xmas, my mums bought be the entire blood gulch box set
Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
Church: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
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Bwa Ha Ha
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Mhmm. Afro knows, he's just being...... difficult. Dunno why.
That's SO awesome! My RvB merch includes: Blood Gulch Chronicles, Button Pack, and Recon. I wanted a shirt or two, but I haven't got the money.....
Back to Quoting:
Grif: No way he's a computer.
Sarge: How can we be sure?
Caboose: Maybe we should ask him something that only a computer would know...
Simmons: Like what?
Caboose: What's nine times eight?
The Reds: Seventy-two.
Caboose: Oh my God it's spreading.
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Lol. I have a shirt: it says I Heart donut 
Tucker: Are you following Caboose?
Caboose: I think so. That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot
Church: Thats right, I'm a gay robot
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Dec 17th, 2008 09:45 PM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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LOL I like that shirt. I wanted to get a 'lightish red' one....
Oooo! On my Biology exam earlier it asked us what the result of cross-breeding white and red flowers would be, and I couldn't resist writing down: Pink (lightish red)
Anyway.....
Church: So where’s your AI?
Washington: I don’t have one… Not anymore. It’s a long story, but it’s why I was chosen for this job.
Church: Okay, okay, I knew I heard your name before. You’re that guy who went nuts, right?
Washington: I didn’t do anything. My AI…lost control of itself.
Church: Riiiight. It just happened to do it while it was inside your head.
Washington: Right.
Caboose: We have a lot in common, Agent Washington.
Washington: No, we don’t…And don’t ever say that again.
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lmao. i did that in art once. My teacher said "What do you get if you mix white and red?"
and I said "lightish red" :P
I want the ribbons in my hair one:P or the "legitimate strategy" or the "bow chicka bow wow" one:P
Sarge: All right, we talked about it, and we figured out what we want.
Agent Washington: All right, let's have it.
Sarge: We want you to demote Grif.
Agent Washington: Done.
Pvt. Dexter Grif: *What?*
Pvt. Dick Simmons: Another wasted opportunity.
Agent Washington: Congratulations. You are now *Private* Grif again.
Sarge: Got anything lower?
Agent Washington: Private, *Junior* Grif?
Sarge: I was thinkin' something with an insulting adjective, or... maybe a demeaning adverb...
Agent Washington: How about Minor *Junior* Private Grif, negative first class?
Sarge: Heh heh, I like the way you think.
Mnr. Jr. Pvt. Dexter Grif, -1st Class: You realize you just doomed us to certain death just so you could insult me, right?
Sarge: Hey, if we do get killed at least we'll go out on a high note. Well, everybody but you. That's to be expected; you haven't had a high note in five years! Why break the streak?
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Bwa Ha Ha
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LOL You actually put him down by that rank in the quote......
Church: How much time do you need?
Washington: As much as you can get me. When the E.M.P. goes off -
Church: When it goes off I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I'm a motherf***in' ghost.
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i got it off imdb? i couldnt think of what the rank was:P
i love that quote!
Pvt. Luke Kay: Does this mean we get a new Sergeant now? Awesome! Cause this one sucks!
[knocked out by Sarge]
Sarge: Never talk that way about a superior!
Sgt. Dexter Grif: Did Sarge just call me a superior? I heard it! simmons is a witness!
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Bwa Ha Ha
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Following your quote:
Simmons: I don't even wanna get involved....
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Dec 19th, 2008 07:51 PM |
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lmao
Simmons: shotgun!
Grif: I outrank you, get in the back
Simmons: F***!
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Dec 19th, 2008 10:59 PM |
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Bwa Ha Ha
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LOL outranked!!!
Donut: Oh man, that's a burn! Dude, you just got burned! Burned, dude burned!
(I just HAD to put that one down after your last quote LOL)
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Dec 19th, 2008 11:03 PM |
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lmao!!!:P
Tex: Okay everyone, stay behind me
Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow
Tex: Never mind, Tuckers in front
Tucker: Ah, it was worth it.
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Bwa Ha Ha
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LOL Tucker's cameo in RECON.......
Voice on Radio: Hello?! Come in, Command! Do you read, Command? Why isn't anyone answering?!
Grif: Uh what should I say?
Simmons: Who the f*** cares, just get rid of him.
Grif: Uh hello this is Command. Go ahead.
Voice on Radio: Finally! Hey, this is a distress call. We need help down here, ASAP. Mayday and all that s***!
Grif: Oh yeah, sorry dude but there's no one here to take your call right now.
Voice on Radio: WHAT!
Grif:...Can I take a message?
Voice on Radio: Dude, that's bulls***. You guys suck!
Grif:...Is that the message?
Voice on Radio: No that's not the message, a**hole! Tell them we found what we're looking for and it's under the sand.
Simmons: What the hell is he talking about?
Grif: Who the f*** knows (Over radio) Under...Sand...Uh okay I got it. As soon as they get back, I'll be sure to grab one of them and uh slip it to them.
Voice on Radio: Yeah slip it to them, bow chicka bow wow!
Grif:...Uh what did you just say?
Voice on Radio: (Explosions are heard in background) Oh s***, gotta go.(Static)
Grif: Was that who I think it was?
Caboose: Hey, did someone just say something?
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So...... Pirates. Pirates tend to betray one another, no?
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lmao. yes, they do....
Church: I was sittin' there talkin' to Gary, and...
Tex: The bomb?
Church: No that's Andy, Gary is the computer.
Tex: Meh, I don't even remember most of your names half the time.
Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me, if you forget.
Church: Hey, can we please focus on me?
Caboose: By the way, he's Church.
Church: Yes, thank you Caboose, she knows.
Caboose: He is the mean one.
Church: Thank you, Caboose.
Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking, then, when he thinks I am done talking, then he will start talking again.
Church: ...okay. I was talking to Gary and...
Caboose: Told you so!
Church: Goddammit!
Caboose: Classic Church.
Tucker: I wonder if a ghost can have an aneurism.
Church: so anyway, I was talking to Gary, when i turned around and saw...
Caboose: Saw what? saw O'malley?
Church: Caboose! what are you doin', man, get outta the story!
Tucker: Yeah, caboose!
Church: Tucker! You get out of the story too!
Tucker: Awww, I'm just tryin to spice up the punchline a little
Tucker as Tex: Hi, everybody. can someone help me out of this heavy armour, this breast plate is soooo itchy
Tex: Just tell us! What did you see?
Church: Umm, it was a really big... Thing...
Tex: That's your story? You saw a big thing?
Tucker: Ahh, my story had a big thing too. You just didn't give it time to develop.
Church: Well, I didn't really get a good look at it.
Caboose: At Tucker's big thing?
Church: No, you dumba**! At the big thing in the base that attacked me!
One of my fave scenes
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Bwa Ha Ha
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LOL I love that scene!
So......
*makes an effort to stay on-topic*
..... Pirates can be ghost-like zombie things, no?
Agent Washington: Church, there's no such thing as ghosts. You're one of them. You're an AI. You.. are the Alpha.
(REALLY long pause)
Church: You're a f***ing idiot.
Washington: That's not quite the reaction I expected.
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lmao, yes they are
lmao
Grif: But how the hell did you get outta there? I tied you up and poured concrete over the grave! Just in case you turned in to a zombie.
Sarge: Yes, but you made one crucial mistake: you left me my spoon.
Grif: NO!
Just thought that was classic
Church: How did all you guys screw up?
Church: Well, when Tucker points the rocket launcher at us, I tried to explain the situation to everybody, and oddly, Caboose was really the only person who understood it right away. Anyway, by the time I finished answering questions the bomb went off and I got sent back in time.
Church: Right, then I teleported *back* to Sidewinder and thought, if I could shoot Wyoming before he shoots Tucker, then I can fix everything. But I shot Wyoming, then Tucker shot me with the rocket launcher, the bomb went off anyway, and I got sent back in time.
Church: And then I teleported back and just decided to kill everybody that I could see.
Church: Why did you do that?
Church: I dunno, seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for a while.
Church: [to yellow Church] Well, what did you do?
Church: Dude, don't ask. Trust me, it - it didn't work.
Church: So now we all come back here *beforehand* to discuss what we did, and see if we can collectively come up with a better plan beforehand.
Church: You said beforehand twice.
Church: Oh. Well in that case, what I was thinking about doing was...
Church: [all together] That won't work.
and im sorry, but i'll forget about this one if i dont put it in:
Tucker: Ooo-kay. Church... is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.
Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.
Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
Church: Oh.
Caboose: [camera pans to reveal Caboose] I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?
Tucker: What? No.
Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs and a blanket?
Tucker: Damn it, no, Caboose, I'm NOT cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my f***ing sheets again, I'm gonna kill you.
So, Pirates are soo much better than ninjas, no?
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