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Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants
Oct 16th, 2006 06:09 AM
silver_tears
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants
Perfect
Oct 16th, 2006 06:11 AM
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Am i right or am i right?
Oh, im talking bout this:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants
is it comprehensible.....
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:12 AM
InnerRise
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
Perfect Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.
is it comprehensible.....
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:13 AM
silver_tears
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.
is it comprehensible.....
You're a ****ing idiot you know that....
quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police.
Oct 16th, 2006 06:14 AM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.
is it comprehensible.....
Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:15 AM
Vinny Valentine
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Inner, You really are stupid
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:15 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
You're a ****ing idiot you know that....
Yeah, u already told me.quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR B/c you all are my outlet.quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Inner, You really are stupid Vinny, you really need to shut up.
is it comprehensible.....
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:18 AM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove ) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.
"Would you like one?" it said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.
"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred
She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.
Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:19 AM
RZA
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mišt
Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants
Ok, now tell us something fictional
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:20 AM
silver_tears
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove ) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.
"Would you like one?" it said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.
"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred
She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.
Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.
There was nothing promp about it babeh
Oct 16th, 2006 06:20 AM
InnerRise
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ugh.quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove ) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.
"Would you like one?" it said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.
"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred
She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.
Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex. ugh.
is it comprehensible.....
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:21 AM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by silver_tears
There was nothing promp about it babeh And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:22 AM
Vinny Valentine
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In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.
Sir Sexalot Won.
Sex.
The End.
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:22 AM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
ugh. ugh.
is it comprehensible.....
I thought you'd like that, sugarbop.
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:23 AM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.
Sir Sexalot Won.
Sex.
The End.
A true happy ending
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:24 AM
InnerRise
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
I thought you'd like that, sugarbop. Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.
is it comprehensible.....
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:24 AM
Strangelove
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by InnerRise
Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.
is it comprehensible.....
sure thing, Lumpkins
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Oct 16th, 2006 06:25 AM
silver_tears
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.
Sir Sexalot Won.
Sex.
The End.
Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay
With cotton candy?
That stuff tickles
Oct 16th, 2006 06:25 AM
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