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Hazardous
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Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants

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Vinny Valentine
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Originally posted by InnerRise
How dare you madam!

How dare you!

I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!

I attend to keep it that way so step tghe **** back off of me.



Oooohhhhhhhhhhh a pet. I'd likr a Dalmation *****.

Same here, except for the friends part.

is it comprehensible.....


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Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants


Perfect

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Am i right or am i right?

Oh, im talking bout this:

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Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants

is it comprehensible.....


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Originally posted by silver_tears
Perfect
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....


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Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....


You're a ****ing idiot you know that....

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Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. one eye


roll eyes (sarcastic)

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Strangelove
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Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....
Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR erm


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Inner, You really are stupid erm


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
You're a ****ing idiot you know that....



roll eyes (sarcastic)
Yeah, u already told me.
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Originally posted by Strangelove
Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR erm
B/c you all are my outlet.
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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Inner, You really are stupid erm
Vinny, you really need to shut up. wink

is it comprehensible.....


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I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. one eye
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove ) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.


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Originally posted by Mišt
Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephants


Ok, now tell us something fictional


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Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove ) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.


There was nothing promp about it babeh

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ugh.
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Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove ) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.
ugh.

is it comprehensible.....


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Originally posted by silver_tears
There was nothing promp about it babeh
And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay


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In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End.


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ugh. ugh.

is it comprehensible.....
I thought you'd like that, sugarbop. stick out tongue


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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End.
A true happy ending


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Originally posted by Strangelove
I thought you'd like that, sugarbop. stick out tongue
Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.

is it comprehensible.....


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Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.

is it comprehensible.....
sure thing, Lumpkins


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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End.


Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course

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Originally posted by Strangelove
And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay


With cotton candy?
That stuff tickles

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