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POTC... continued

The continuation of our favorite pirates lives after AWE...


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Elizabeth: Hey Jack, what's up? How's the fountain of youth?

Jack: Excellent. My harem is enjoying it. What about you? You're looking smashing in that masculine vest.

Elizabeth: Thanks. Will is coming home tomorrow.

Jack: Ou lala. Pulling out all the stops, I see. (pulls out a walkie talkie) Barbossa, we've got a problem. Lizzie needs lingerie again.

Barbossa: (over walkie talkie) Shes hopeless. I left you a whole trunkfull in the cabin. Scarlet says hello, by the way.

Jack: (back to Lizzie) Now, if you'll just come with me to my cabin, we'll get you sorted in no time. Not that I'm overly fond of the whelp, but he's waited ten years for this moment. Throw the guy a bone.

In the cabin...

Elizabeth comes out in skanky outfit number 4...

Jack: That's the one! Glitter, corset, stockings... this one has it all.

Elizabeth: Perfect! It even hides my stretch marks. Jack, I actually had something to ask you.

Jack: Fire away.

Elizabeth: Would you mind babysitting tomorrow night? I thought after introducing Jack Junior- er, I mean, Will Junior, to his rightful dad, Will and I could get some alone time. You know, rent a movie, relax.

Jack: Absolutely. I love that little tyke like he was my own son.

Elizabeth: THanks. I was planning to rent "March of the Penguins." Sounds pretty sexy, no?

Jack: As sexy as a knee-kissing orgasm, my dear.


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"Barbossa: (over walkie talkie) Shes hopeless. I left you a whole trunkfull in the cabin. Scarlet says hello, by the way."-----Kate

LOL! Awesome. And March of the Penguins. You know, there is a sex scene in that. I can see Jack babysitting and watching that with Junior.


(haven't seen the movie)


Morgan Freeman's voice: These two penguins have found love despite the cold. After their mating time, the male will go to keep the egg warm while the mother will watch rereuns of Sex and the City.

Junior: Uncle Jack?

Jack: What?

Junior: What are those penguins doing?

Jack: (looks closer at the screen. His eyes go wide) Just the every fun, thing that penguins do...where the hell is the remote. It's a habit that most of them do...aha! (fast forwards) Look what I found, Junior. Penguin chickies!

Junior: They're so cute!

Jack: Whew. Will and Lizzie, you can't say I was the one who corrupted your kid.



CUT TO...Will and Liz post-sex

(They are in bed cuddling. Suddenly, Will jerks)

Elizabeth: What's wrong?

Will: I got a sudden vision of little Will watching porn.

Elizabeth: I've taken care of that. He's with Jack watching March of the Penguins.

Will: Elizabeth, my love, penguins do mate.

Elizabeth: The movie won like Best Documentary. It has to be appropriate for children.


CUT back to Jack and Junior

(Jack is putting him to bed)

Jack: There we go. Here is your stuffed, uh, Gibbs...creepy, and here we go, a stuffed seal. That's a little more normal.

Junior: Uncle Jack?

Jack: What?

Junior: I can't sleep.

Jack: What's wrong, kid?

Junior: If the penguins were doing that to have a chick, is that what Mummy and Daddy do?

Jack: Uh...(picks up Junior's toys) "Look at me! I'm Gibbs. I know all about krakens and sea turtles." (sees it's not working) Look, Will, that's really something for you to ask them, and as funny as I think that will be, I shouldn't be around for that.

Junior: Oh. Well, is it possible for the penguins to do that without a chick?

Jack: If it's not, I'm in a lot of trouble.

Junior: (laughs) I love you, Uncle Jack.

Jack: Love you too. (closes the door and goes back to the living room. Gets out walkie-talkie) You there?

Barbossa: How'd it go?

Jack: I think I corrupted their kid!


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Will and Elizabeth are walking through the door. Jack is sitting casually on the couch.

Jack: Hey guys, back so soon? Nice beard, Will. You totally pull it off.

Will: (blushing) Thanks Jack.

Elizabeth: So how is (takes a moment to make sure she's got it right) Will Junior?

Jack: Sleeping like a little lamb.

Elizabeth: I knew we could count on you, Jack. (casually plays with one of his dreds)

Jack: (hiding a giggle) Don't mention it.

Suddenly, Will Junior comes running in.

Will J: Hi mommy! Hi Mr. Ferryman!

Will: (to Elizabeth) When is he going to start calling me dad?

Will J: Did you guys do what the penguins did before you had me?

Elizabeth: What do you mean? (to Jack) What is he talking about?

Suddenly, Barbossa rushes through the door.

Barbossa: It's my fault! Jack had nothing to do with it, I swear. I corrupted your kid. I told him all about the birds and the bees, and I showed him the knee-scene, too. Sorry. It won't happen again.

(Jack winks at Barbossa as if to say, thanks)

Will: Barbossa! How could you?

Barbossa: (shrugs) Pirate.


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Will and Elizabeth decide after a week at Disneyworld with Junior to go on a honeymoon just the two of them, possibly to make Elizabeth Junior. Of course, Junior is left with Jack and Barbossa just when they were ready to embark on a voyage.)

Barbossa: Jack! You can't take Junior with us! There may be murder and mayhem!

Junior: Cool! (clutches Jack's hand) Can we go somewhere that has monkeys?

Jack: (does that swing-thing adults do with kids when they hold hands) Whatever you want. There's treasure everywhere.

Barbossa: Jack! We had settled on finding the heads of Easter Island. I don't think there's any monkeys there.

Junior: Please, Uncle Hector? (gives him Puss in Boots eyes)

Barbossa: (tossles kid's hair) Oh, all right. We'll let you see all the monkeys you want.

Junior: Thank you! (runs off singing) Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me.

Jack: You big lug. One cute-kid look and you melt.

Barbossa: I do not. The kid had no father for 10 years. He's entitled to be a little spoiled now and then.

Jack: They took him to Disneyworld!

(Junior comes back with a cardboard sword)

Junior: Avast, Uncle Jack!

Jack: (takes out his own sword) I told you, kid. No cool pirate says, "avast."

Junior: Oh yeah. (laughs) Hey, you! I'm taking this ship...

Jack: Comandeering.

Junior: ...comandeering this ship and taking it to wherever I please!

(they pretend to fight)

Barbossa: Time to cast off soon. (heads towards helm)

Junior: Can I come with you?

Barbossa: (melts again) Of course you can! Here, I have this lollipop for you.

Junior: Thanks.

Jack: Lug.

Barbossa: Nerd.

Jack: Sensitive!

Barbossa: Shrimp


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Will and ELizabeth are hosting a party on the Pearl as a "Welcome Home Will!" Gala; all their old pirate buddies are there, and Will Junior is enjoying himself as well.

Jack: So then I says to her, Lizzie, that corset doesn't make you look any less pregnant!

Everyone roars with laughter, except Will, who laughs half-heartedly.

Barbossa: But ye didn't tell about the time she paused an epic battle to nurse her newborn yet!

Elizabeth: A clever battle tactic, i think. You all needed a breather.

Pintel: (aside, to Ragetti) And a look at her chest...

Gibbs: Ah, that's a mighty fine tale... There we were, in the midst of an epic battle...

Jack: Wasn't that the day we found the treasure of antigua?

Elizabeth: I had completely forgotten that! (toasts Jack, who toasts her back with relish) And Will junior slayed his first undead pirate...

Will Junior: (grins proudly) Uncle Jack taught me how...

Jack: Ah, those were the days...

Will: (muttering) Glad to see I was missed...

Elizabeth: Will, tell us some of your adventures on the high seas of the locker.

Will tries to make up an exciting story, while the band strikes up a lively tune. Finally, Will pulls Elizabeth aside, and a whispered fight ensues. Barbossa and Jack look on, while chugging rum.

Jack: Gee... I feel kind of bad.

Barbossa: Well, that's life. You get your heart cut out, go ferrying undead souls while your wife traverses the high seas with better-looking men like me... (takes a gulp)

Jack: We have to do something!

CUT TO...

Will and ELizabeth sitting in what looks like a psychiatrists' office. Barbossa sits with spectacles perched on his nose, taking meticulous notes.

Barbossa: And how did that make you feel?

Will: It made me feel wrathful. Almost like slamming her up against a mast with a kiss and leaving her there.

Elizabeth: I KNEW you were going to bring that up!

Barbossa: Now, now. Let's remember the words we learned!

Elizabeth: (taking a deep breath) Will, I'm sorry. It hurts my feelings when you bring up the past. I will try to include you in the conversation at parties held in your honor from now on.

Will: (also calming down) I forgive you Elizabeth. And I'm sorry about the outburst.

Barbossa: Good, good. That's the ticket. And remember, if you ever need to release latent aggression, a good hour or two of intense swordplay can be just the thing. Really go at each other, you know?


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It is a month later and Will and Elizabeth feel they're making progress. They decide, God bless 'em, to have a dinner party.

Jack: So, William, introduce us to the other side of the table.

Will: Oh, these are just some of MY friends I met on the high seas. They were alive and just volunteered their time. This is Joe Wren.

Joe: (Jack's dopplganger) I'm Captain Joe Wren, you got that?

Will: Mr. Stubbs.

Stubbs: (Gibbs' doppleganger) I'm Irish and I drink. Who wants to hear a song?

Gibbs: I like him!

Will: And this is Petunia.

Petunia: (somehow a female version of Barbossa) Hi.

Jack: Ha! (nudges Barbossa) You're the girl!

(Elizabeth comes out with stuffed quail)

Elizabeth: I hope you all put on your hungry hats! Junior, stop that.

(Junior is poking Petunia)

Will: Friends off of the Dutchman, this is Jack Sparrow, Gibbs, and Barbossa.

Petunia: Charmed. (winks at Barbossa. He flushes)

Elizabeth: So, Will, tell Junior about what all you and your friends did.

Will: Well, son, after we found a guy with no eyes...

Elizabeth: Um, how about a different story?

Will: Uh, well, there was this time we found a guy mangled by a shark.

Elizabeth: (raises her glass frantically) To everyone at the table. Here, here.

(they all drink)

Junior: It's okay, Daddy. Mummy said you once skidded down a sail with your knife, winning Best Stunt of the Year.

Will: Oh yeah! I did! That WAS cool.

Jack: There was also the matter of whacking old friends with oars...

Will: (in a dramatic story with Junior) So there I was, in my first of two kraken attacks. Faced with impending doom...

Joe: Hey, you got a dad named Teague?

Jack: Uh, yeah. Do youuuuu?


Dun dun dun


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The Return of the Awkward Dinner Party

(Jack is fearing what Joe will say. At this revelation, Gibbs has started choking on his quail.)

Elizabeth: Oh no you don't! Not at my dinner party! (she jumps out of her chair and does the Heimlich Maneuver on Gibbs. The chunk lands in Junior's milk cup)

Junior: When you said to polish off everything on my plate...

Will: I'll just refill your drink there, son. (goes into the kitchen. Jack follows him)

Jack: Okay, I've thought about it, and I've decided: I want you to kill Joe.

Will: Get back out there and find out if he's your brother.

Jack: You were much more compliant before you got cursed for 10 years. (does the angry kid stomp back to the table)

Elizabeth: Ah well, how to make this less awkward. Let's talk politics! I'm not in favor of illegal immigration. Anyone else?

Barbossa: In a moment, lass. We were just hearing some interesting Sparrow family tree information.

Joe: No, my dad's named Pascal. I just know your dad is all. Oh, and before she died, I had sex with your mom.

(Jack starts choking on his quail. Elizabeth rolls her eyes and saves his life. She does the angry kid stomp back to her chair and bursts into tears)

Elizabeth: Dinner parties shouldn't be about tension and plot twists, dammit! I'm the freakin' Pirate King and I say we have a pleasant dinner at home with all our friends and our son and somebody had better compliment this meal or so help me (whips out her gun), somebody and somebody's lookalike are going down!

Barbossa: Mmmm, quail.

Petunia: Mmmm, Barbossa.

Barbossa: Help me.

Junior: So, who here at the table hasn't killed anyone? (No one raises their hand) All right. I tried to help, Mummy. Daddy, can I have a brother?

(Everyone shuts up)

Jack: (trying to change the subject) To Lizzie for saving my life and to William for protecting his offspring from Mr. Gibbs' partially digested meat!

Will: (rises) All right. Well, thank you all for coming. I have a big day tomorrow starting the job hunt and Elizabeth has to get up early to start her kingly duties. We'll box up your quail and send you on your way.

Jack: I recognize that gleam in your eye...

(Elizabeth startles as if she's been nudged under the table)

Elizabeth: Oh! Oh yes. Everybody get the hell out.

Gibbs: But you promised dessert.

Elizabeth: I'll ship it to you. (gets up and makes her guests leave) Okay, Junior. Bedtime.

Junior: Do I have a double somewhere?

Elizabeth: If you do, he's probably evil.

Junior: Yikes. (cuddles his Power Ranger)

Will: Time to carry you up to bed. (Elizabeth prepares herself for him to sweep her off her feet, but instead he swoops up Junior. He returns 5 minutes later) Okay, your turn.


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Jack is on his walkie talkie with Barbossa again.

Jack: Now, slowly kiss her and tell her she looks lovely tonight. (We can hear Barbossa completing the instructions over the walkie talkie, and a woman's delighted response.) Now, pull away like you are afraid of violating her honor. Tell her you think you are falling in love with her. Then, hide your face like you expect to be rejected. (Once again, we hear Barbossa doing this. The woman he is with clearly is playing right into their hands.) Now, let HER be the one to suggest you move into the bedroom. (We hear a stifled word like Barbossa has been interrupted with a kiss.)

Barbossa: (quickly) Thank ye, Jack. My careless and violent wenching days are done. (Turns off walkie talkie.)

Jack: Just doing my civic duty.

Jack wanders out and sits on a dock, we can see the Pearl tied up near by.

Jack: Guess it's just you and me, darling.

Suddenly, Will approaches.

Will: Hello, Jack.

Jack: Where's the happy family?

Will: Elizabeth took Will Junior to a party at Chuckie Cheese's. (Will mopes a little).

Jack: Mommy Elizabeth. (Giggles) Never ceases to amuse me.

Will: What's a married man supposed to do for fun when his wife is busy?

Jack: Darned if I know.

Will: What about you, Jack? Have you been with anyone since...?

Jack: Since your wife? Not really no. (Sees Will's shocked face, and laughs.) Just kidding, mate.

Will: Maybe I could try to set you up with someone...

CUT TO... Jack is nervously pacing Will and Elizabeth's family room. Will junior is sitting on the couch reading to his power ranger. Elizabeth comes rushing in.

Elizabeth: She'll be here any minute. Are you nervous?

Jack: Me? Nervous? I'm captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

Elizabeth: Remember, be polite and offer to pay for dinner. And whatever you do, remember to take off your hat inside the restaurant.

Jack: (swearing) I can't believe I let Will talk me into this...

Elizabeth goes and joins Will.

Elizabeth: So, who did you find to set him up with? I didn't know you had a lot of lady friends.

Will: (insulted) I do so!

Knock at the door. Everyone jumps up, but Elizabeth nods at Jack to answer. Jack adjusts himself, clears his throat, and opens the door. It's Anamaria.

Anamaria: Jack?

Jack: Anamaria?

Will: You two know each other?

Elizabeth: (groaning) Will! That's how you MET Anamaria-- through JACK!

Will: (hitting his head with his hand) Damnit! I knew this seemed too easy. How on earth did I forget that?

Anamaria walks up to Will and slaps him across the face.

Anamaria: You tricked me! You said you were setting me up with a decent, upright, respectable man!

Will: (flabbergasted) I'm sorry!

Anamaria: Well, sorry isn't going to cut it. Come on, Jack. Let's get out of here.

Anamaria and Jack link arms and march out. As they walk out, they begin chatting amiably.

Jack: So, how have you been?

Anamaria: Oh, can't complain. You?

Jack: Fairly well. (They begin making out. Will Junior watches them in shock, while Elizabeth covers his eyes with her hand and Will shuts the door.)


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Will and Elizabeth are sitting, having a quiet evening at home. Will is helping Junior with his homework, while Elizabeth knits by the fire.

Will: Now, add those together and what do you get?

Junior: Fourteen pirates.

Will: Perfect!

Elizabeth watches them and smiles. Everything is peaceful.

Suddenly, they hear a shout and Barbossa bursts in the front door, slamming it behind him and breathing heavily. He is dressed up like Darth Vader.

Elizabeth: Barbossa!?

Barbossa: (trying to act casual) Oh, good evening. I didn't realize you three would be home at... (checks his watch) 8 o'clock on a Sunday evening.

Will and Elizabeth roll their eyes. Another shout is heard outside and Barbossa whips out a pistol.

Elizabeth: Barbossa, what have I told you about weapons in the house???

Will points to Junior with a look. Barbossa grins and winks.

Barbossa: Sorry. (puts pistol away) So, what are you working on, kid?

Junior: Math. (barbossa looks at the paper and his eyes go buggy. he puts it down.)

Suddenly, Jack rushes through the door and bars it behind him, also breathing heavily. He is wearing head-to-toe camo and has a mask on. When he sees Barbossa, he lets out a yelp and almost shoots him.

Jack: Oh, just you. You shouldn't scare me like that!

Will: Alright, Jack. What is going on?

Jack: Nothing. Just a little fight with the neighbors, that's all.

Barbossa: (muttering) You started it.

Jack: I did not!

Elizabeth: Wait... were YOU the ones who T-P-ed their house yesterday???

Jack: (grinning slyly) Maybe.

Junior: Mommy, I thought you said that kind of behavior was for criminals!

Elizabeth: I DID. (Jack and Barbossa take a hint. They move to leave.)

Jack: Lizzie, you wouldn't happen to have any eggs in the house, would you?

Elizabeth: (coyly) Maybe... (goes to cupboard, rumages, then suddenly whips around and throws the egg square at Jack's chest. It splatters all over him.)

Jack and Barbossa take shelter and begin pelting Will and Elizabeth with pillows from the couch. Will grabs Junior and throws him under the table, then starts launching wads of paper back at them. Elizabeth keeps throwing eggs.

In the midst of this mayhem, a loud pounding is suddenly heard at the door.

Voice: Open in the name of the Governor!

Jack: Oh no! He's here to arrest us...

Will: You TP-ed the GOVERNOR'S house??!

Barbossa: (giggling) something like that...

The pounding continues...

Jack: (begging) Don't open that! I dont want to go to jail...

Barbossa: (whining) me either!

VOICE: Open, or I'll break down the door!

Will: (wearily) We can't afford to pay bail and get them out.

Jack: Only one option left. Lizzie?

Elizabeth: (rolling her eyes) Very well. Get under the table, everyone. (they all obey, pulling the table cloth down over them. Lizzie strips down to her corset and underskirt, then moves to open the door.)

Lizzie: Can I help you?

Soldier: (much taken aback) Oh my... I'm searching for two suspicious characters. Have you seen anything strange happening around here?

Lizzie: (taking a glance around the room, which is a total disaster area covered in eggs, feathers, and papers.) Nothing at all. Everything's been absolutely quiet, officer. But I will let you know if I see a disturbance. (smiles seductively at him, the soldier blushes)

Soldier: Thank you so much.

Lizzie: Good night. (Soldier leaves and she shuts the door.)

Junior: (to Will) Jack always says it's good to have a woman around in a crisis...


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Will and Elizabeth take Junior to the mall. It's a nice family outing. He's run ahead to play in the plastic tunnels)

Will: Elizabeth, do you ever get the feeling our home gets invaded by our friends sometimes?

Elizabeth: Welcome to what my life's been for the 10 years you were gone.

Will: It's not that I want to disassociate from them. I like Barbossa and Jack and I go way back and they're both so good to Junior, but they need to, um...

Elizabeth: Get lives?

Will: I was going to say get women.

Elizabeth: Will, I've tried fixing them up on numerous occasions. Barbossa is just a disgusting old man and Jack, well, he's very picky.

Will: Okay, I say we make another effort.

(Later that night.)

Barbossa: (enters the house and is greeted by the Turners) I brought some extra popcorn. I've been waiting a long time to see Waiting to Exhale.

Elizabeth: Glad you could make it. (Jack is behind. She gives him a kiss on the cheek) Jack! I was beginning to think this wasn't your kind of movie.

Jack: You promised me boobs. (sees Junior) Ah! Popcorn! This is going to be one swell movie.

Junior: You didn't tell them yet, Daddy?

Jack: Tell us what, DADDY?

Will: We're going to have some guests at movie night this week. It sort of explains why we picked a chick flick since Elizabeth and I both prefer shoot 'em ups.

(Meryl Streep and Kate Beckinsale come through the kitchen)

Meryl: You know, I was just saying to Jeremy, because I've been in a movie with Jeremy Irons, that the Turners house is nicer than any in Martha's Vineyard.

Kate: Do you have to drop names all the time? (sees Jack) Wow.

Will: Miss Streep and Miss Beckinsale [note: in this universe, both are single], I'd like you to meet Captains Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow.

Elizabeth: Will! How do you know them?

Will: Let's just say Meryl's a bad sailor and I made a deal with her in case we needed her in a situation like this.

Elizabeth: (pushing through Barbossa and Jack) Oh my gosh! I'm such a big fan of Underworld, Miss Beckinsale. You are a great female action star. And Miss Streep, I went to go see The Devil Wears Prada with a friend, and even though my friend thought you were the same lady from 101 Dalmatians, I knew you weren't!

Meryl: Uh, great. (to Barbossa) So, have you seen this movie?

Barbossa: Huh? Oh yeah, movie night.

(Kate is a little more ballsy and sits across Jack's lap. He seems to like it.)

Jack: I don't suppose you've been in a few fights? (hopeful that she has been)

Kate: I fight werewolves and mean vampires who cross me.

Jack: How long is this movie?

Kate: I don't know. Probably 2 hours.

Jack: Ah. Well, I can hold off. (puts arm around her)

(Will and Elizabeth snuggle on the couch. The smile at each other.)

Will: So...I'm going to turn out the lights. Nudge nudge.

Elizabeth: Will... (waits for him to look at her) Act cool, please.


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Grocery Shopping? stick out tongue I can totally see Jack and Barbossa squabbling in the candy isle, lol.

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THat would be funny... peanuts, and the monkey.... all the possibilities... OMG!! the rum section, the apple section..... so many possibilites


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(Will and Elizabeth are getting some candy for their potential trick-or-treaters. Junior is looking pretty proud of himself)

Will: You haven't been one of those moms that gives out apples, have you?

Elizabeth: No. Lots of chocolate. But nothing with peanuts. I don't want to be responsible for any allergic reactions.

(They walk down the aisle. Suddenly, bags of candy are thrown over their heads into the adjacent aisles)

Elizabeth: What the...?

(Jack runs into their aisle, arms full of rum)

Jack: Here. Hold these. (dumps some of them onto them) Just be cool.

(Barbossa starts running after him)

Barbossa: There you are, you addle-brained twit!

Will: What's going on? You know the store's policy: break it, you buy it.

Barbossa: This curr stole me rum!

Jack: YOUR rum? It's the store's, which I plan on buying.

Junior: You guys will never guess my costume!

Barbossa: Just a minute, lad. We need to straighten this out. (back to Jack) I'll unleash my monkey on you!

Jack: Oh woe is me! I guess I'll just have to feed the little tyke to make sure it doesn't poke me a few times!

Elizabeth: Hold on. Hold on. I think I know how to settle this. (goes into the alcohol aisle. She returns with a cart full of various spirits, including some margarita mix) We're having a party.

Will: Ooh, parties.




Halloween night

(It's a Tortuga-ish Halloween party at the Turners' house. Pirates are everywhere, but dressed in various costumes. The house is elaborately decorated with spider webs, bones, and a fog machine. Everyone is enjoying the ample "punch" bowls.)

(Will and Elizabeth come down the stairs as Herman and Lily Munster)

Will: It was nice of Gibbs to take Junior trick-or-treating.

Elizabeth: Yes, it was. Looks like the party is in full swing.

(Bags of candy start flying over their heads)

Elizabeth: Dammit.

(Jack, as a rather frightening skeleton, and Barbossa, as Houdini, continue fighting.)

Will: What is it this time?

Jack: He took my margarita!

Barbossa: He took my ship!

Jack: He took it first!

(Gibbs, dressed as Jimmy Hendricks, comes in with Junior, who is dressed as Captain Hook, come in)

Junior: Look at all my candy!

(Everyone puts their arms around each other and grins)

Will: Successful night, son!

Elizabeth: Let Mummy and Daddy check it before you eat any of it.

Junior: How's the party going?

Jack: Absolutely splendid!

Barbossa: Love the costume, lad.

(Junior smiles and walks into the kitchen. The adults continue throwing candy at each other.)


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ROFL!!!!


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junior as captain hook.... LOVE IT!!! smile

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lol, captain Junior smile


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