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Bwa Ha Ha
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

POTC: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Jack: Ummm. It's a skull.

*does his disgusted-tongue out face*

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Apr 19th, 2009 01:14 AM

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Jaeh
Possibly here.

Gender: Female
Location: May or may not be somewhere else.

I'm not good at this, but I'm reading you guys.. *grin*

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Apr 19th, 2009 04:35 AM

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Bwa Ha Ha
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Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

But then why are you dying of boredom?

confused

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Apr 19th, 2009 07:54 PM

willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig

Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right

Yes. I don't think Jack would go in for those extra-terrestrial historical findings. Just not shiny enough.

POTC 4: Saving Private Lizzie

Elizabeth: I told you (runs her sword into a goon)! I don't need saving!

Jack: (observes dead goon) Point taken.

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Bwa Ha Ha
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

POTC: Pirate Park

Will: ROAR!

Jack: Shut up, you're hardly intimidating.

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Apr 20th, 2009 10:50 AM

Tramps Lady
Blaine

Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel

POTC: Behind Pirate Lines

Will: I wanna blow stuff up!!!

Jack: Shut up and find our radios....

POTC: Lizzie's Pirates

Liz: Good Morning Pirates

Jack, Barbossa: Good morning Lizzie

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Apr 20th, 2009 12:07 PM

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Bwa Ha Ha
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

LOL

New siggy! What of Mutt?

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Apr 20th, 2009 07:21 PM

ToddianGirl
Rumors are EVIL!

Gender: Female
Location: Fort Worth Texas, USA

POTC: Jurassic Park

Mr. Gibbs: Aye the scence of Chaos!

Will: Huh?

Mr. Gibbs: Chaos Theory lad!

Will: What's that?

Mr Gibbs: Describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems that is, systems whose states evolve with time – that may exhibit dynamics that are highly sensitive to initial conditions (popularly referred to as the butterfly effect). As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of perturbations in the initial conditions, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully defined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos. Chaotic behavior is also observed in natural systems, such as the weather. This may be explained by a chaos-theoretical analysis of a mathematical model of such a system, embodying the laws of physics that are relevant for the natural system.

Will: I still don't get it. Hey look! Come here little fella
Jack: Huh Will don't!
Will: Come on Jack it's harmless.(The Dilophosaurus spits his deadly venom into Will's face. He freaks out) I"m Blind! OH GOD I'M BLIND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!I'm gonna die(Starts to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll never be able to see again!!!! I can't feel my legs my whole body is numb I'm gonna die!!!!!

Barboss(Rolls his eyes at Will): See what happends when you don't listen!

Jack: You think he'll be all right?

Mr.Gibbs: I doubt it

Little Will: Mum what's wrong with dad? why he is rolling on the ground screaming and crying?

Lizzie: This is a good lessson son this is the perfect example of someone who doesn't follow directions and doesn't listen.

Little Will: Oh okay

Lizzie: Come on everyone into the Jeep!(The Group wonders how they got the money for it) Lizzie looks into camera and say's: Don't worry spared no expenses!

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Apr 20th, 2009 07:28 PM

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Tramps Lady
Blaine

Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
LOL

New siggy! What of Mutt?

well... i just really wanted to make a Short Stack one smile

POTC: Mr and Mrs Pirate.

Jack: You're a pirate!?

Liz: *nods* better yet... YOU'RE a pirate?

Jack: Then I must kill you

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Apr 20th, 2009 09:00 PM

Bwa Ha Ha
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Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

LOL Totally reminded me of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Well, I.... I am a knight of the round table."

"YOU'RE a knight of the ROUND TABLE?!?"

"I am."

"In that case, I shall have to kill you."

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Apr 20th, 2009 10:14 PM

willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig

Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right

quote: (post)
Originally posted by ToddianGirl
POTC: Jurassic Park

Mr. Gibbs: Aye the scence of Chaos!

Will: Huh?

Mr. Gibbs: Chaos Theory lad!

Will: What's that?

Mr Gibbs: Describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems that is, systems whose states evolve with time – that may exhibit dynamics that are highly sensitive to initial conditions (popularly referred to as the butterfly effect). As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of perturbations in the initial conditions, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully defined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos. Chaotic behavior is also observed in natural systems, such as the weather. This may be explained by a chaos-theoretical analysis of a mathematical model of such a system, embodying the laws of physics that are relevant for the natural system.

Will: I still don't get it. Hey look! Come here little fella
Jack: Huh Will don't!
Will: Come on Jack it's harmless.(The Dilophosaurus spits his deadly venom into Will's face. He freaks out) I"m Blind! OH GOD I'M BLIND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!I'm gonna die(Starts to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'll never be able to see again!!!! I can't feel my legs my whole body is numb I'm gonna die!!!!!

Barboss(Rolls his eyes at Will): See what happends when you don't listen!

Jack: You think he'll be all right?

Mr.Gibbs: I doubt it

Little Will: Mum what's wrong with dad? why he is rolling on the ground screaming and crying?

Lizzie: This is a good lessson son this is the perfect example of someone who doesn't follow directions and doesn't listen.

Little Will: Oh okay

Lizzie: Come on everyone into the Jeep!(The Group wonders how they got the money for it) Lizzie looks into camera and say's: Don't worry spared no expenses!

ROTFWL! LMAO! That was too hilarious. You even included "spared no expense!" Spot-on, my dear!

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Apr 21st, 2009 01:20 AM

Jaeh
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
But then why are you dying of boredom?

...I don't know, at least I think I'm dying... *points to the vultures flying in circles above her*

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Apr 21st, 2009 02:37 AM

Tramps Lady
Blaine

Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bwa Ha Ha
LOL Totally reminded me of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

"Well, I.... I am a knight of the round table."

"YOU'RE a knight of the ROUND TABLE?!?"

"I am."

"In that case, I shall have to kill you."

lmfao i love that movie smile

POTC: And the raiders of the black pearl

Pirates attack the dauntless

Governor Swann: Pirates...why'd it have to be pirates

POTC: The Isla Cruces Chronicals

Barbossa: This time Jack, let me kill Davy Jones' ghost...

Jack: But you have to be mean when you do it...

Barbossa: You're toast has been burnt...and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts..

Jack: I never thought there would be a time where I'd actually miss Will...but here it is...

(sorry...only Bwa would know what I'm talking about in that one) :P

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Apr 21st, 2009 07:20 AM

Bwa Ha Ha
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

Jaeh: Oh, dear. Be they biting your head at all? (Shanghai Noon reference)

Tramp: EPICNESS! Ooh, ohh! How 'bout this?

POTC: Piratstruction

*Kraken is about to sink the Pearl after Jack has been left alone on it*

Jack: *holds up machine gun turret* Hi. Remember me?

W00t for Wash awesomness!

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Apr 21st, 2009 06:29 PM

Tramps Lady
Blaine

Gender: Female
Location: Jump Street Chapel

lmao i love it smile

POTC: Blues Pirates

Will: What are you doing here?

Jack: We're on a mission from god

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Apr 21st, 2009 08:54 PM

willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig

Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right

Of course, you could go the psycho route and have Quentin Tarrantino direct the next POTC.

POTC 4: Resevoir Pirates

(There is no plot, just blood and great 70s rock)

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Apr 22nd, 2009 01:34 AM

Bwa Ha Ha
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

OOH! OOH!

POTC: Kill Will

Everyone: Die, Will, die.

Will: EEEEEEEEEEE! *runs off screaming*

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Apr 22nd, 2009 07:29 PM

Jaeh
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Gender: Female
Location: May or may not be somewhere else.

Kill will

I LIKE THAT laughing out loud

...hm. anyone got one for Tim Burton? stick out tongue

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Apr 23rd, 2009 05:44 AM

Bwa Ha Ha
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: It was my destiny to be in the box!

OOOH!

POTC: The Nightmare Before World's End

Jack: Hi, skeleton.

Jack: Hi, pirate.

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Apr 23rd, 2009 07:16 PM

willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig

Gender: Female
Location: at the second star to the right

POTC4: Edward Compass-hands

Jack: (wakes up to find he has compasses for hands) Oy! Mr. Gibbs! Mr. Gibbs!

Gibbs: (runs into the room) What?

(Jack shows him)

Gibbs: That is a pickle, cap'n. At least they both point to what you want most!

Jack: That's not funny! (one hand points to Liz, the other to a bottle of rum) Although now I can want two things at once. (sits back and enjoys his new ability, then looks at the audience) What are you still here for? Didn't you hear? Everyone's satisfied. Go home!

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