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Wolverine Vs The 300

Bloody interdimensional rifts.

The Admantium-embellished one ventures through one back to ancient times and is mistaken for an enemy of Spartan civilisation.

They steal his cigars and refuse to give them back "Over their dead bodies", putting Wolverine in the position of having to reclaim them anyway.

How long will the 300 last....?
More than 300 minutes in combat, Bub..?

How long will it be before he can sit back and smoke a stogie unhindered by angry midgets?


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Doubtful the 300 smoke, they are in pretty good shape.

But I'll play. Wolvie takes alot of damage, but ends up naked, surrounded by dead spartans, in, hmm.......coupla hours, tops.


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"Naked?" lolz Why "Naked"...?

Oh lemme guess...

"'Cause this is sparta...."

It would appear that the Spartans like burning them for their incense- like-aroma...or some shit like that...... shifty


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hahahaha, just a fantasy of RJ's thats all


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LOL laughing out loud

Maybe they are the 1st race in history to apply a cigar case the Clinton way.


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The 300 die horribly, Logan maybe in 45 minutes, if not less


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Logan kills a bunch, then is mistaken for an angry god because of his battle prowess, and amazing resilience and ability to heal from any wound. The 300 then grovel at his feet, and ask him to lead them to victory and conquest against all who oppose them.

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Spartans win.......for now.

Waiting on Friday......

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ha. Wolverine definitely is good...

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Spartans win.......for now.

Waiting on Friday......


How do they kill him?


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How do they kill him?
They won't.


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How do they kill him?
They don't. But I don't buy him single handedly killing all 301 of them either. Each Spartan is more skilled than Logan. If they form a circle around him he will be put down.

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But he wont stay down and throwing of a cliff wont help either.
He could use his claws to claw his way up the sides of any allegedly bottomless pit.

And the Spartans have no way to seperate his skull from his the rest of his skeleton, due to its molecularly bonded adamantium skeleton.
His regen will do the rest.

His claws would destory every sheild and bit of armour they have.

Hell if he just travels the earth Cane from Kung-Fu style for around 80 years and comes back, he'll have outlived most of them and the remaining 23 or so will be easy fodder for Wolverine in berserker mode..

More and more I think about it, as you can see, I guess, I think its more the Wolverine victory is assured.


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They don't. But I don't buy him single handedly killing all 301 of them either. Each Spartan is more skilled than Logan. If they form a circle around him he will be put down.
How? For good? How will they kill Logan?


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They could dog pile him, taking a few loses doing it, but then what?


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Berserker mode.


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Mhm..Spartan ka bob.


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For 300.





















































































(Or 20 by US fast food serving sizes. stick out tongue )


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I dont get it.................


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You will.

Watch "Super Size Me."

And then travel round the world and compare the serving sizes.


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