I want a weapon that is unlimited in use with no bounds. I think of what I want it to do and when fired at the thing I want affected, it does it.
For example, I want a computer to upgrade to a 20GHz processor with 64 Gigs of 1600 MHz RAM and a 4 TB Solid State Drive with a seek time of 4ms. BAM! I have it.
I see someone being bitchy, so I shoot them and, BAM! they start uncontrollably lactating or shitting their pants, depending on my mood.
I see a really hot chick and I shoot her and BAM!....well...you get the idea.
It's like a Genie with unlimited wishes. For more abstract type wishes, I would I would imagine a space in midair...such as creating a portal in time or creating a black hole, etc.
I'd create the necklace that Jesse and Chester gave their girlfriends in "Dude, Where's my car?"
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
A 2 foot long brown stick that looks like a regular branch, and it'll only possess the ability to make people shit themselves when it is thrown at them.
nah, you dont want that! theres always a trap in stuff like that. itll gain sentiance or youll end up erasing your own exsistance or altering to the point of intolerable hell or something. youll blast a chick to always want to get your meat forever and shell end up dying, coming back as a zombie and raping you.
just " invent " something that someone already has like the OP is doing *giggle*.
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-Hunter S. Thompson
—"Extreme Behavior in Aspen," February 3, 2003
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Yeah, me and my lady were smited in one of her stories. We lol'd.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
it would be indestructible to start off with, obviously, because i dont want to be sitting down, watching tv with my cold beer and as i reach for the tv remote, end up knocking my weapon off the table and it falls to the ground hitting my pet cat, jelly bean, on the head and killing him whilst crumbling into pieces
the weapon would also be able to withstand freezing temperatures, so that it doesn't freeze over when i am in the antarctic fighting off those fury cute balls of death, baby seals
the weapon. essentially would be an automatic gun that can shoot bullets much further than any other gun can possibly imagine (so far that it even follows the worlds curvature), this gives me an advantage over pretty much anyone and anything
the bullets would turn lady-men into real men (gays will become straight and some straight men might even become gay before reverting back to being straight, since that is the idea of the bullets and gun)
they will put hairs on the chest of babies and even women (though i will try and prevent this for the following reason)
the bullets will enhace all womanly features on...you guessed it...women (e.g. enhanced breasts, thick legs and a nice bouncy ass)
also, and this is not to be forgotten, they will also rid the world of everything cute, fury and small (good bye baby seals, good bye that creepy little pygmy inbred hamster thing from the other thread, you will all be extinct)
they will also allow paola to finally admit her love for me as her knees quiver from the sheer ecstacy that i have put ther mind through
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