Why does people even respond to board walker. It's obvious his post isn't meant to be legit. He's trying to get a reaction out of you all and it's working.
Surfer just needs to survive long enough to react here..which there is no reason he can't do that. If you're going to put Surfer up against a speedster at least make it Wally. Not that it makes a difference.
How do you know they aren't legit? Do you guys share secret PM's at night? You BFF's?(Best Forum Friends)
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
This is called harassment and is against the forum TOS, please refrain from further breaking the rules Carver. All of my post are posted with 100% sincerity, genuine intent, and above all unparalleled fact which is founded upon evidence based research.
The flash would defeat the Silver Surfer in a all out fight, and would so before the Surfer could even perceive that the fight has begun.
We do not share secret PM's, this is further slander and libel which also is against the website's TOS.
You have asked for the light, wisdom, and understanding that flows forth from me? So be it, I will enlighten this reality.
During the Human Race, Wally outraced instantaneous teleportation from the Cosmic Gamblers -- that could be seen as a pseuod time travel feat, though, as he raced across the fourth dimension to do it (The fourth dimension is time).
Directly after that, though, he was definitely not time traveling. Over the span of one Septosecond, which is 0.000000000000000000001 seconds, he tuned every radio on Earth.
There are 150,000,000 square kilometers of land on Earth. Light travels about 300,000 kilometers per second. To cover 150,000,000 kilometers, it would take light 500 seconds. For simplicity's sake, if you assume there is 1 radio for every square kilometer on earth (that is lowballing it greatly), that means he was traveling 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times faster than light, or 500 septillion.
Understand that I am greatly, greatly lowballing this feat as it doesn't take into account the time it takes him to tune every radio, the accurate density of radios per square kilometer (much higher than my guess, i just used mine to make the multiplication and division easier), radios that aren't on land (such as every boat on the planet that has a radio) or the time it takes him to search the square of every kilometer -- if he had to search every square inch then it'd be 500 septillion squared, or 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00
0,000,000,000 which is 250 Quattuordecillion times the speed of light.
Here's the feat in action: (please log in to view the image)